- Grr! - Ahh!
嗯……!
Grr!
啊!
Ahh!
哈哈哈
Hehehehe.
啊哈! 嗯……!
- Aha! - Grr!
啊! 嗯……!
- Ahh! - Grr!
啊!
Ahh!
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 !
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
哦,不错
Oh, nice.
嗯……!
Grr!
来吧
Come on.
啊 吖!
Ah, yahh!
嗯……!
Grr!
啊啊啊啊啊 !
Aaaaaaaaaah!
啊! 嗯……!
- Ahh! - Grr!
啊! 嗯……!
- Ahh! - Grr!
加油!加油
Come on, come on.
嗯……!
Grr!
快!快 我们离开这里
Come on, come on. Let's get out of here.
哦 不!歌♥舞伎人 !
Oh, No! It's Kabuki-man!
我去去就回
I'll be right back.
嘿!
Hey!
警戒!
En garde!
喝呀!
Heya!
啊!
Aah!
新
我现在与 美食评论家 永井豪(漫画《恶魔人》的作者)位于佃煮鱼干店
新
最近您 写了一本关于佃煮鱼干与魔法的书
新
是的 佃煮不仅味道好 还具有魔力
新
佃煮鱼干具有吸引女性的魔力
新
举例来说 这一种 可以吸引漂亮的美美
新
这种 可以吸引心地善良的女性
新
还有这种 可以吸引性感美女
嗯……!嗯……!
Grr! Grr!
喝呀 !
Eeyah!
啊!
Aah!
啊!
Aah!
新
我嘞个加州寿司 我需要借用这个
啊!啊!啊!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
新
你说佃煮有吸引女性的魔力哈?
新
我要多吃它们
新
感谢 感谢 多谢这玩意
嗯……!
Grr!
梅尔文,我的孩子……
Melvin, my boy...
我想让你见识一下 我们在反特罗马物质研究中
I'd like you to meet one of our accidents.
发展出的意外产物
in developing anti-tromaton.
他挺帅的 对吧 毒儿?
He's a handsome fellow, isn't he, Toxie?
生鱼片 有人想吃吗?
Sashini anyone?
嗯……!嗯……!嗯……!
Grr! Grr! Grr!
你不知道你在跟谁打交道吗?
Don't you know who you're dealing with?
你赢不了……
You can't win...
死梅尔文 !
Smelvin!
死梅尔文吗?
Smelvin?
别叫我死梅尔文!
Don't call me Smelvin!
我叫梅尔文!叫我梅尔文!
My name is Melvin! Call me Melvin!
心理上 我感到不舒服
Psychologically, I felt uncomfortable
我可能会和我的亲生父亲开战
about the possibility of fighting my own father.
但当我父亲突然开始脱衣服时
I felt even more uncomfortable
我感到更不舒服了
when my father suddenly began taking his clothes off,
然后他开始拨弄自己的头发
then he started futzing with his hair,
在以前 我可以说是弗洛伊德效应
and before I could say sigmund freud,
我爸爸穿上了这个 这个 这个尿布!
my father put on this- this- this diaper!
看到我自己的爸爸穿着尿布…
To see my own father in a diaper...
哇!好一个晕头转向!
Whoa! What a Toxic head-trip!
我是巨无霸
I am the Big Mac.
我是大芝士
I am the Big Cheese.
你可以说 我是个芝士巨无霸
You might say that I am the Big Mac with cheese.
呵呵呵!
Heh heh heh!
嗯……!嗯……!
Grr! Grr!
Okey-dokey.
Oh, okey-dokey.
而现在……
And now...
睡觉时间 死梅尔文
it's bedtime, Smelvin.
梅尔文!梅尔文!
Melvin! Melvin!
啊!
Aaah!
啊!
Aaah!
雅美对反特罗马物质略知一二
Masami knew little about anti-tromaton
或者说是它能对一个有着超人的体型和力量
or its deleterious effects on a hideously deformed creature
的丑陋畸形生物 能造成的有害影响
of superhuman size and strength like myself.
但既然我的病是相扑引起的
But since my condition resulted from a Sumo Situation,
她很明智地带我去了相扑馆
she wisely took me to a Sumo Gym,
我是在那里治疗的
where I was rehabilitated
多亏了古老的相扑顺势疗法...
thanks to a program of ancient Sumo Homeopatic Remedies,
相扑哲学 和相扑体育锻炼
Sumo Philosophy, and Sumo Physical Exercise.
我的名字叫松山
My name is Shochikuyama.
你必须先学习净化仪式
You must first learn Purifying Ritual.
首先 我们要驱散恶灵
First, we stamp out the Evil Spirits.
然后 我们漱口……
Then we gargle...
水的力量
the Power Water.
然后撒下……
And scatter...
净化盐
Purifying salt.
下一步 是忍♥耐
The next step is Nintai-
耐心和宽容
Patience and tolerance.
如果 你和对手是平等的
If your opponent is an equal,
你一定要主动出击
you must be sure to make the first move.
你杀死里麦克·琼寇
You have served mankind
以拯救了人们
by killing Mac Junko.
我们为您供上我们海滩的的和兜布与护腰
We offer you the Mawashi and Sagari of our Heya.
哦 谢谢
Oh, domo arigato.
感谢您的好意和指导
I thank you for your kindness and your instruction,
你救了我的命
and you saved my life.
但我杀了自己的父亲
But I killed my own father,
我配不上这些
and I am unworthy.
我永远不会忘记你
I will never forget you,
但现在 我必须走了
but I must leave now.
再会
Sayonara.
再见 梅尔文
Good-bye, Melvin.
我不会忘记你的
I won't forget you.
再会 雅美
Sayonara, Masami.
再见
Kimi no kotowa.
再见
Isho wa suri nai, Sayonara.
啊 让我看看
Ah, let's see.
忍♥耐
Nintai...
耐心和宽容
Patience and tolerance.
迈出第一步
Make the first move.
耐心和宽容
Patience and tolerance.
迈出第一步
Make the first move.
在镇子里 腐♥败♥企业 谄媚的资产阶级恶霸
Back home, the boot-licking bourgeois bullies
已经有他们的路子
of corporate corruption had their way
来收拾特罗马维尔的小老百姓
with the little people of Tromaville.
天启集团遇到了点小麻烦
Apocalypse Incorporated had little trouble
来实现吞并所有人与所有资产
attaining its goal of total ownership
的目的
of everything and everyone.
啊!
Ughh!
啊!
Aah!
妈妈!
Mama!
放下那花盆!
Drop that flowerpot!
呵呵呵!
Heh heh heh!
你不能占领这座教堂 你也不能占领我们的小镇!
You can't take this church, and you can't take our town!
上帝的房♥子不接受杠杆收♥购♥!
There are no leverage buyouts in a house of God!
你饿了吗?你想要一些法棍面包吗?
Aw, are you hungry? Would you like some french bread?
这是新鲜出炉的 嘿!嘿!
It's fresh-baked- Hey! Hey!
嘿!嘿!省省吧!
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