好吧 我不会锁门
Okay, well, I'll leave my door open.
有需要的话 随时找我
If you need anything, just holler.
嘿 妈 你看这个
Hey, Mom. Check it out.
你看吧 世上还是有老实的好人
There. See? The last honest man.
快去打开电视听气象
Now, can you turn on the Weather Channel
然后把桌面整理整理
and set the table?
随着海柔步步逼近
...Pensacola and Morgan City, Louisiana.
飓风警报也逐渐升高
So, hurricane warnings are up as Hazel becomes
最快在今天稍晚或明天一早
a Category 1 hurricane later tonight
海柔就会升级为第一级飓风
or early tomorrow morning, coming onshore somewhere there
从纽奥良附近地区登陆
between Mobile, New Orleans, and Pensacola...
贝丝 不要在桌面上画画 好吗
Bessie? Let's not color on the table.
可以请你把垃圾拿去外面倒吗
Okay? And can you please take out the garbage?
好的 妈咪
Okay, Mommy.
晚餐吃什么 等等 让我猜猜看
What's for dinner? Wait. Let me guess.
红豆饭或微波鸡块配沙拉
Red beans and rice or microwaved chicken nuggets and a salad.
你是不是想告诉我说 你比较想吃龙虾
What would you prefer? Lobster tails?
你就不想吗
Wouldn't you?
我想吃披萨 - 今天不行 宝贝
I want pizza. - Not tonight, honey.
米希 过来
Missy? Come here.
工程宅男格雷找到了知音了
Greg is in geek heaven.
啊不然呢 他待在女人堆里 过得很闷吧
What do you expect? The poor kid is surrounded by girls.
这家伙帮你修车 你打算给他多少钱
How much are you paying this guy anyway?
不用钱
Nothing.
你想想看 你有事情来找她
You gotta admit. You coming out here looking for her,
她又不小心撞到你 真是诡异
then she runs into you? That's pretty weird.
是吗 - 当然
Is it? - Yeah.
你算算 这种巧合机率有多少
Because, you know, what are the odds?
或者只是因为她是个烂驾驶
Or maybe she's just a lousy driver.
糟糕 海柔来了
Uh-oh. Here comes Hazel.
嗨 还顺利吗
Hey, how's it going?
非常顺利 等发泡胶干了就好
Well, it's good, if you let this dry.
应该可以撑到天荒地老
It'll outlast the apocalypse.
你要不要先进来 稍微洗洗手
Okay, why don't you come inside, wash your hands?
谢谢
Much obliged.
格雷 动作快
Greg, come on!
别又感冒了 到时候还得请假
I don't want you missing anymore school.
不好意思 家里很乱
Uh, you'll have to excuse the mess.
我没有料到会有客人 我想你应该猜得到
I wasn't expecting company as you can probably tell.
纸巾和肥皂在那边
The paper towels and dish soap are right there.
冰箱里有啤酒 欢迎你随意取用
And the beer in the fridge has your name on it.
好 谢谢你 - 妈 布雷是大学教授
Oh, thank you. - Mom, Bray's a professor.
我听说了 你怎么会到我们这边来
I heard. Uh, what brings you down here?
这个嘛
Well, it's, uh...
说来话长
kind of a long story, actually.
噢 不好意思 是我多事了
Oh. I'm sorry. It's none of my business.
不 我不是这个意思
No, no, I don't mean it like that.
妈 - 怎么了
Mom! - What?
你没有拆封的鸡肉
You put the chicken in the microwave
直接放进微波炉里 现在全部融成一团了
still in the bag, and now it's all melted.
对 我又搞砸了
Yes, I sure did.
看来今晚只好吃红豆饭了
I guess it is red beans tonight.
我要披萨 - 我也要
Pizza! - Yeah!
各位 那是不可能的事 穷♥人♥家吃不起披萨
Guys, that's not gonna happen. Poor people can't afford pizza.
我们不是穷 只是破产了 这两件事并不一样
We're not poor. We're broke. There's a difference.
我们刚才说到哪里
You were saying?
等我一下
One second.
快 各就各位
Guys?
挺不赖的吧 我们待在家
Nice, huh? It's our little version
就能享受雨中漫舞的场景 用锅子演奏
of Singin' in the Rain. With pots.
风声好大好可怕
Wind scares me.
大自然很有力量 你也不遑多让
Well, nature can be very powerful,
我吗 - 少来了
but so are you. - Me? No way.
噢 力量与生俱来
Oh, yes, you are.
但是呢 我们要谨慎行事
But we have to be careful...
因为期望的事总会成真
because we get what we expect.
妈咪 这是真的吗 - 什么东西 宝贝
Mommy? Is that true? - What, honey?
这个叫做什么
What do you call this?
骑脚踏车的螃蟹
A crab riding a bike?
还有呢
What else?
磁铁
A magnet.
磁铁会吸引各种东西
Which attracts things
这种力量虽然肉眼看不见
with a force that you cannot see,
却绝对 货真价实
but is definitely real.
思想也是一样的
Your thoughts work the same way.
用心想着某一件事情
The more you think about something,
想得越多 越久 那件事就越容易成真
the more you draw it to you.
好 我试试 我想要吃披萨
Okay. So, this is me thinking about pizza.
你是认真的吗 别闹了
Are you really being serious right now?
我想融化的起司 享受它牵丝的口感
I like when the cheese is all melted and gooey.
那你呢
Mm. And what about you?
我要意大利辣肠口味 - 还要芝心饼皮
Pepperoni and sausage. - Oh. And stuffed crust.
这样吃才对味
That's what makes it.
一份起司披萨和一份辣肠披萨
Okay. I've got a medium cheese and medium pepperoni
都搭配芝心饼皮 请问是米兰达·威尔斯吗
with stuffed crust for Miranda Wells.
是你搞的鬼吗
Did you do this?
别这样看着我
Don't look at me.
名字没有错 但是我们没有叫披萨
You got the right name, but we did not order those.
是一个叫塔克的人订的
A guy named Tucker called it in.
他还有多给我们小费 因为今晚飓风来袭
He even left a tip 'cause of the storm.
这真是太棒了 谢谢
That was so nice. Thank you.
晚上小心 - 你也是
Stay dry. - You too.
谢谢你
Thanks.
好喔 女孩们
Okay, girls.
快去洗手吧 - 好的 妈咪
Wash your hands. - Okay, Mom.
有披萨可以吃了 也太酷了
We got pizza! How cool is that?
那么 我想我差不多该走了
Well, um, I think I should be going.
噢 是的 不对
Oh, yeah. No.
也对 不好意思
Of course. Sorry.
非常谢谢你
Thank you.
妈 你撞到了人家的车欸
Mom? You smashed his truck.
请他留下来吃饭吧
Ask him to stay.
塔克一直很想要买♥♥通我 很好
Tucker is hardcore buying my love right now
他成功了
and it is so working.
他们家是开餐厅的 在湖边
His family owns a restaurant on the water.
专门卖♥♥海产 都是我在忙里忙外
Middendorf's. And I run it.
不过他也没有不管事啦 - 原来如此
And him too, I guess. - Ah.
她不喜欢称他为男朋友 因为他已经43岁了
She doesn't like to call him a boyfriend because he's 43.
乖乖吃你的披萨
Eat your pizza.
听起来像是一个好人 而且眼光非常不错
He sounds like a kind man who recognizes a good person.
你是佛教♥徒♥之类的吗
Are you, like, a Buddhist or something?
米希 你这是什么问题
Missy, what kind of question is that?
我也不知道 只是觉得你很特别
I don't know. You just seem different.
不像我妈总是神经紧绷
Unlike Mom. Always stressed.
我哪有神经紧绷 - 你超紧绷的啊
I'm not always stressed. - You so are!
贝丝 可以帮我讲讲话吗
Bessie, will you back me up here?
我有那么神经紧绷吗
Am I always stressed?
有啊 - 叛徒
Yes. - Traitor.
你每天早上醒来时 看起来都超累的
You're exhausted the minute you wake up.
好喔 我看懂这个状况了
Okay. All right. I see how it goes.
大伙儿联合起来对付老妈
Everybody gang up on Mom, who works all day
别忘了她每天努力工作 还交到了这个叫塔克的朋友
and has friends like Tucker. And if it wasn't for her,
要不是有她 你们现在只能吃垃圾微波食物
you guys would all be eating microwaved plastic.
没错 他说得对 大家干杯 - 干杯
Yeah. What he said. Cheers. - Cheers.
你们俩很有戏
You guys are funny.
好喔 该去写作业了
Okay. Homework time.
把盘子放进水槽里 - 我该走了
Dishes in the sink. - I should be going.
回答你刚才的问题 我不是佛教♥徒♥
And, no. I'm not a Buddhist.
我只是抱持着开放态度
I just... I'm open to the possibility
相信一切都有可能性 就算生活中发生的坏事
that whatever happens, even the bad stuff,
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