好奇天使心（2006）

手榴弹就在餐桌下面
The hand-Grenades are stored in the dining buffet
而且他只上半自动栓
And he only loads the s emi-Automatics
不过我们都感觉安全
But we feel very safe
你是故意想惹姐发吗?
Are you trying to piss me off on purpose?
要知道和你俩废物坐这儿 我的名誉已经受损了
Because sittin'here with you two losers is doing nothing for my reputation
有证可考的是 你是毒药
And for the record, you are poison
而你毒过毒药
And you're plain toxic
你的名誉 据我观察 基本就没存在过
Well, your eu tation from whaberverettymuhon-xistn
所以和我们在一起 至少让你被注意
So at least being seen with us, you have fumes of relevance
有助于你走进我自传
It's a step up in my book
你们闻到了吗?
Do you smell that?
同学们
Students
坐凳子 蒂乐小姐
On the bench, Miss Tiller
桌子不是椅子
Tables are not chairs
哈德森先生
Mr. Hudson
请打开你的箱子
Open your briefcase please
为什么?
Why?
- 例行检查 - 这个是私人财产
A general inspection-This is private property
这是违法搜查和占有
That's illegal search and seizure
本校例外
Not on this campus
这里适用不同法律
This school is beholden to a different law
“副校长斯缪尔克法”
" VP Smel ker's Law'
打开!
Open it!
你的眼睛怎么回事?
What happened to your eye?
没事 不劳您过问
Nothing ;why do you inquire
能移开这些吗?
Could you move those?
我缺了前几堂课
I missed the first two days of class
休斯女士说你是班上唯一落单的
Ms. Hughes said you were the only solo left
看来我们是实验伙伴了
Guess that makes us lab partners
我很荣幸成为最后被选中的
Well, pride myself on being the last chosen
无论是体育运动还是易燃实验
Not only in sports but in combustible experiments as well
我是李维
m Levi
强斯·马奎思
Uh, Chance Marquis
强斯 强...斯 强斯
Chance. C-H-A-N-C-E. Chance
我们好像是邻居啊
I think we're neighbors
你可能不会相信我有个李生兄弟
I don't suppose you'd believe I have an identical twin brother
我们长得一模一样
Who looks exactly like me
我可以教你怎么改装机顶盒收看成人频道
I can show you how to rig your cable box for the porn channels
算了 我已经改装完了 好吧?
Hey, forget about it. Ialready have. Okay?
真希望我的前女友多这样看我几次
I wish my ex-Girlfriend looked at me like that a couple of times, though
你的眼睛怎么回事?
What happened to your eye?
没事 为什么问?
Nothing. Why?
嘿 灰姑娘
Hey, Cinder fella
女更衣室在另一头
The women'slocker room is on the other side
啊 听我说 各位运动型男
Um. Listen up, porty-Type-Fellas
我正在为校报写一份关于球队的报道
Look, I'm doing a piece on the team for the paper
我非常希望有人能接受我采访
And was really, really hoping for some interviews
你又破坏我不准讲话的规矩?
You break in'my no-Talk rule again?
你干嘛总想跟我对着干?
- 叫我受虐狂好了 - 我会叫你自痴
all me a masochist Hll call you a douche-Bag
因为你就是
'Cuz that's what you are
都听着
Listen up
作为队长 我直接发出指令
As the team captain, I'm. giving a direct order here
都不准接受这个自痴的采访 听到了吗?
Nobody talks to the douche-Bag about our team. You got it?
一个字都不准说 懂吗?
Not one word, okay?
为啥?
How come?
瞧 加斯 这就是我在这儿的原因
Well you see Gusman... that's why I'm here
在你大脑短路时替你思考
To think when your brain pauses
你不会想要同性恋进入你思想
You don't want homosexuals in your head
被他们一搅 在你意识到前
Give'em a crack and before you know it
你就开始听"妹妹克里斯蒂安"(夜巡者乐队歌♥曲)
Your e listen in'to'Sister Christian'
对着帕特里克·斯威兹的照片打手♥枪♥(“人鬼情未了"男主角)
And jerking off to pictures of Patrick Swayze
夜巡者乐队是同志?
Night Ranger's gay?
谁知道 但那首歌♥很同志!
Well, who knows man but that fuckin song is!
帕特里克·斯威兹照片?
Patrick Swayze pictures?
要不就瑞克·斯宾菲尔德 管他谁! (澳洲摇滚歌♥手)
Or Rick Springfield you know who ever!
听着 重点在于...
Look, the point is.
他会写出很娘的文字来 显得我们也很娘!
He'l I just write some girlie article that'll make us look like girls!
抱歉 水果蝇 软糖就该滚一边(均为同志的贬义俚称)
I'm sorry fruit-Fly, but that's the way the fudge is packed
你干嘛让他那样给你起绰号♥?
Why do you let him call you those names?
当我愤怒和烦乱
When Is how anger and agitation
因为他对于我做出侮辱言论
Over his derogatory comments regarding what I am
我就屈服在他淫♥威♥下了 懂吗?
I bequeath him power, no?
而且我推算过
And Pve deduced that
布莱德的智商只比烤焦的面包勉强高一点
Since Brad'sintelligence hovers only slightly above that of burnt toast
我♥干♥嘛让他牵着鼻子走?
Why give him that kind of control over me?
“分♥裂♥不定式”先生女士们
The'Split Infinitives'. Ladies and gentlemen
不赖吧?
Not bad, huh?
加上鼓拍会更好
A back-Beatwould help
鼓手去洗手了
Drummer's taking a leak
你觉得怎么样?
What do you think?
呢 我觉得外国歌♥还是留给外国人来唱?
Ah, I think, foreigner songs are better left to... foreigner?
这不是外国歌♥
That wasn't foreigner
你们试过卡本特吗? 凯伦有副好嗓子(著名兄妹乐队 凯伦是妹妹)
Do you ever cover the Carpenters? Karen has a lovely voice
嘿 死玻璃在这儿做什么?
Hey. What's the faggot doing here?
你的乐队很差劲
Your band is dreadful
事实上 没有你本来还有救!
But they're actually a lot better without you!
可爱的小鬼
A real cute kid
镇定点好吗
Take a chill-Pill
五十码内完全闻得到她
You'll to tail y smell her before she gets within 50 yards
在下风处就是一百码
A hundred if we're downwind
她进入我的噩梦 她就是我的噩梦
She's in my nightmares. She IS my nightmares
你们这周末想去市区吗?
Hey. you guys wanna go into the city this weekend?
我有个全天摄影项目
l have this day-Long photo project
我要做的是每小时对着同一东西固定拍照...
What I have to do see, is take a picture every hour of the same thing and.
好了 我们去
Okay. We'll. go
另外以后记住 我们对你的摄影项目没那么感兴趣
And for future reference, we don't care that much about your photo projects
爽翻!
So fascinating!
问一下 有什么方式能让这车自燃起来?
Can I just ask what's proper protocol should this vehicle spontaneously combust?
听着 怪打扮先生
Look, Prince Weird-Clothes
如果陛下您愿意步行 我可以现在就停车
If his highness would rather walk, I can pull over right now
缝上嘴
Zip it
终于完了 我们可以做点有趣的事了吗?
Finally. Can we do something interesting now?
我以为刚才就有趣
I thought we were
我们像被有趣到吗?
Do we look interested?
很难判断
It's sort of hard to tell
你们两个对所有事好像都不感兴趣
Cuz the two of you never look interested in anything
我有个主意...
I have an idea...
不过我不确定你们够不够男人...
I'm just not sure if two of you are man enough...
你够吗?
Are you?
收回 白♥痴♥问题 你当然够 长官
Agreed. Stupid question. Of course you are, Sir
姑娘们 走
C'mon girls
看着像是个高档街区啊
This looks like a nice upscale neighborhood
- 小心路沿 - 放松 我在停车
-Lookout for the curve-Relax. I'm parking
那些东西会要你命的
Those things will kill you
那边好像是黑巷
They're much like dark alleys that way
红蓝俱乐部 对21岁及以上开放
Club Redand Blue. 21andover
我们要从侧门进去
So we're going in the side entrance
靠什么? 撞门锤和假警徽吗?
With what? A battering ram and fake police badges?
来 跟我走
C'monjust follow me
- 这是哪种俱乐部? - 等下就知道
-What kind of club is this?-You'll see
- 嘿 萨沙 - 嗨 泰拉 还好吗?
Hey Sasha-Hi Twyla, how are you?
我16岁高中在读 有两个窝囊跟班
I'msixteen, in high school and I got two losers in-Tow
- 生活依然屎得像驼鸟蛋 - 好啦好啦 进去吧
Life just continues to suck big ostrich eggs-Yeah, yeah, yeah
迷路了吗 甜心?
You lost, sweetie?
来帮我宽衣好吗
Help me with the dress, will you
真清♥纯♥啊 怎么称呼?
So schoolboy, how do they call you?
强斯·马奎思
Chance Marquis
克莱尔·沃燕特
Claire Vu oy ant
多靓的名字呀
What a fabulous name
代我向给你起名字的天使问好