晒斑（1999）

你们俩怎么回事？
Just what is it with you two?
我他妈不是你的婚姻顾问 知道吗?
I'm not your fucking marriage counselor, alright?
干杯，伙计们
Cheers, lads.
喂，艾迪恩
Hey, Aideen.
嘿 老哥 挪一下
Hey, chins. Move over there.
滚开，我已经等了20分钟了
Fuck off. I've been waiting here 20 minutes.
没事，戴维
It's alright, Davin.
外面有野餐桌
Picnic tables outside.
-什么？-外面
-What? -Outside.
到阳台上等我两分钟，快点
Two minutes on the patio. Scoot.
噢，戴维
Oh, geez, Davin.
这是什么？
What is it?
是“农场切刀”
It's a farm cutter.
可以让你看得更清楚
It's supposed to make you see better.
我可不想看你看得更清楚
I don't want to look at you that good now.
你觉得她有魅力吗？
You think she's attractive?
维罗妮卡？
Veronica?
对
Yeah.
她明显就是那种“请上我”类型的女人
In an obvious 'please fuck me' kind of way.
给你
Here.
点着了
Now you have it.
你什么时候回去工作？
When do you go back to work?
-我不回去工作了 -认真的？
-I'm not going back to work. -You serious?
我不要再拼命工作了
I'm not working my ass off
这样他才能跟那个荡♥妇♥四处耍
so he can run around with that slapper.
说得对
Bit right.
我那个可恶的室友
My own fucking roommate.
还不如自己当老板 听着真令人生气
After your own boss. That's shocking, really.
-我都不知道我当初看上他什么了 -我也不懂
-I don't know what I saw in him. -Neither do I.
你对他太好了
You're far too good for him.
-我真傻 -你很棒
-I'm an idiot. -You're grand.
你知道吗，你只是需要多出去走走
You know, you just need to get out more.
天，你能再多做一点吗
Jesus, can you make more?
没问题
Sure can.
跟我说说
Talk to me.
检查结果显示...
The test showed...
这里有不止两个人，我无法选择
There's more than two men I can't pick.
我们必须再进行一次手术
We have to operate again.
谁会相信？我是说真的，谁会相信？
Who'd believe it? I mean really, who'd believe it?
怎么了？
What's wrong?
发生什么事了？
What's the matter?
我不知道，就是有点...
I don't know. It's just...
他要不行了
He's dying.
抱歉，我平时不这样
Sorry, I'm not usually like this.
你不能跟你朋友聊聊吗？
Can't you talk to your friend?
真尴尬
It's embarrassing.
没事的
It's okay.
你并不需要我
You don't really need me.
今晚可是周六，戴维
It's Saturday night, Davin.
没错
Exactly.
拜托，让我找点乐子，科米克，行吗？
Come on, let me go have a bit of fun, Cormick. Will you?
你才刚得到这个空缺位
You got all staffed up.
她对你来说有点太成熟了
She's too mature for you anyways.
-谁？ -艾迪恩
-Who? -Aideen.
-滚啊 我才不喜欢艾迪恩
-Fuck off.-I don't fancy Aideen.
拜托嘛，科米克
Come on, Cormick.
行吧，快滚
Yeah. Get out of here.
你真好人
You're a good kid.
我们走吧
Off we go.
你没油了
You're out of petrol.
才不是没油，我今早才加满
I'm not out of petrol. I filled it up this morning.
我看你要再加一遍了，是吧，戴维
Well, you'll have to fill it again, won't you, Davin?
这就是美国的大块头车
That's life in a big fat American car.
噢，你能不能不要说话了，艾比？
Oh, give it a rest, won't you, Abby?
如果你不是解决方案的一部分
If you're not part of the solution,
那你就是问题产生的一部分
you're part of the problem.
跟着我，孩子们
Follow me, kids.
Blister in the Sun
♪ And I'm so strung out ♪
♪ I'm high as a kite ♪
♪ I just might stop
To check you out ♪
♪ Let me go on ♪
♪ Like a blister in the sun ♪
♪ Let me go on ♪
♪ Big hands.
I know you're the one ♪
♪ Body and beats,
I stain my sheets ♪
♪ I don't even know why ♪
♪ My girlfriend,
She's at the end ♪
♪ She is starting to cry ♪
♪ Let me go on ♪
♪ Like a blister in the sun ♪
♪ Let me go on ♪
♪ Big hands,
I know you're the one ♪
艾迪恩？
Aideen?
噢，他妈的是比利
Oh, it's fucking Billy.
-比利？ -艾迪恩，发生什么事了？
-Billy? -Aideen, what's going on?
发生什么事了？埃尔多翘工了呗
What's going on? Eldo's AWOL, that's what's going on.
还把他铁罐头丢到了外面，引擎还开着
Left his can outside with the engine running.
喂，比利，你知道我跟维罗妮卡说什么了吗？
Hey, Billy. You know what I said about Veronica?
我觉得我们可以留到明天再说
I think we can talk about that tomorrow.
你觉得呢？
What do you think?
我不知道你看上她的什么了，我真的不懂
I don't know what you see in her, I don't.
我的意思是，她可能很性感
I mean, she might be the ride of the century,
但你不能只关注外表
but you still have to turn soon now again..
她很笨，一点都不聪明
She's not the sharpest tool in the shed,
你懂我说什么吗？
you know what I mean?
还有，比起一双大奶♥子♥，人生还有更重要的事
Besides, there's more to life than a great pair of tits.
一群小孩
Kids, huh?
呃，我刚在想
Um, I was just thinking.
什么？
What?
-我刚在想 -嗯？
-Well, I was just thinking. -Hm?
你会怀孕吗？
Could you be pregnant now?
-你不会的吧 -不会
-Well, you can't be. -No.
-不用担心 -那就太好了
-Don't worry. -Okay, that's good.
我以前没干过这事
I never did this before.
你还不错
You were great.
是吗？你认真的吗？
Yeah? You serious?
你也不错
You were great, too.
老天，你说是谁住这里？
Jesus. Who'd you say lives here?
-拉尔夫 劳伦 -那是谁？
-Ralph Lauren. -Who's that?
太恶心了，你先去上个厕所
That's disgusting. You're not getting in that swimming pool
不然你别下去游泳池
until you've used the jacks.
好了，大家 开始游戏
Alright, folks. Let the games begin.
天啊，你冷静点
Geez. Keep your jacks on.
我爱美国
I love America.
♪ Chasing back my steps ♪
♪ Back to the place
I never left ♪
♪ I got to say
I might forget ♪
这位小姐需要来饮料吗？
Would the lady care for some light refreshment?
来得正好 有什么？
Perfect timing. What do you have?
-龙舌兰酒 -啊
-Tequila. -Ah.
太棒了
That would be lovely.
你能放点冰吗？
Do you happen to have some ice with that?
糟了
Shit.
我知道你们是谁
I know who you are.
等一下 给我回来 回来！
Stop this minutes. Come back. Come back!
我知道你们所有人
I know who you all are.
你们逃不了
You're not going to get away with this.
谢谢你的游泳池！
Thanks for the dip!
骗子 你♥他♥妈♥的这个骗子！
Liar. Fucking liar!
怎么了？
What happened?
你的睾丸酒瓶盖撞到了我的肋骨
I think your bollocks hit my ribs.
听一听
Listen to that.
是海的声音吗？
Is that the ocean?
当然
'Course it is.
不然你以为是什么？
What the hell did you think it was?