蠢货（2023）

你逃课了学校不会打电♥话♥吗
Doesn't the school call when you skip?
他们才不在乎
They don't care.
真是疯了
That's insane.
这是肯 请留言
This is Ken, leave a message.
嗨 肯 我是费纳
Hi, Ken, it's me, Feña.
很抱歉现在给你打电♥话♥
I'm sorry to bother you on your trip.
您能给我回个电吗
Can you please just gimme a call back?
我需要你的帮助
I need a favor.
谢谢你 再见
Thank you, bye.
等一下
One second.
你好 - 你好
Hi. - Hi.
有什么需要帮忙的
How can I help you?
我现在可以兑现这张支票吗
Yes, can I please cash this check?
嗯 账户的名字有误
Well, the name is wrong.
哦
Oh.
您得换取一张新的支票
You have to get a new check.
好吧 我不知道
Yeah, no, I know. Um.
我一般都是用机器的
Normally I just use the machine to deposit it.
但是今天机器出故障了
But for some reason today the machine was not working.
我是一个变性人
I'm a transgender person.
跨性别者
I'm a trans guy.
我的老板忘记要在上面写我的法定姓名了
My boss just forgets to put my legal name on my check.
这两个名字太相似了 你能帮帮我吗
It's so similar, can you please just help me out?
我已经说过了 女士 您必须拿到一张新支票
Like I said, ma'am, you have to get a new check.
女士
"Ma'am"?
我无能为力
There's nothing I can do.
在你眼里我是一位女士吗
Do I look like a "ma'am" to you?
我刚刚解释说我是一名跨性别者
I just explained that I'm trans.
您能到一边去吗
Please can you step to the side?
还有其他的客户在等着呢
I have to help the other guests.
你不应该就这样逃学
You shouldn't have run away from school like that,
你可能会出什么事情的
something could have happened to you.
我能照顾好自己
I can take care of myself.
是啊 那你为什么来找我
Yeah, then why'd you come to me?
我不知道该去哪里
I didn't know where to go.
如果你现在被绑♥架♥了怎么办
What if you got kidnapped right now,
你知道该怎么办吗
would you know what to do?
我已经14岁了 不会被绑♥架♥的
I'm 14, that's not gonna happen.
你怎么能确定
Yeah, how do you know?
这种狗♥日♥的♥事情总是会发生
Fucked up shit happens all the time.
你是一个年轻又漂亮的女孩
You are a young and pretty girl.
你以前也是
You used to do it.
是的 但是我们现在不一样了 好吗
Yeah, we are very different people, OK?
别站在这里
Get off the street.
嘿 这是索菲亚 请留言
Hey, it's Sophia, leave a message.
索菲亚 你能给我回个电♥话♥吗
Sophia, will you please call me back?
你不能只给我发短♥信♥
You can't just text me
你打算就让我这么孤立无援是吗
and leave me high and dry like this OK.
混♥蛋♥
You're being an asshole.
现在我们要...
All right, we're gonna...
佐伊
Zoe!
你要去哪里
Dude, where are you going?
去他妈的 我不要在这里了
Fuck this, I don't need to be here.
我们现在就回妈妈家
Oh my God. We are going to Mom's right now,
快点 - 天哪 不
come on. - Oh my God, no.
她会说是我绑♥架♥了你 害我被逮捕的
She is gonna say I kidnapped you and get me arrested.
她他妈的才不会这么做
She wouldn't fucking do that.
她会的 她对你跟对我不一样
Yes, she would. She treats me differently than you!
可是你现在表现得就像是她一样
Well, you're acting like her!
我现在的状态很糟糕 很慌乱
I'm overwhelmed right now.
能看出来
Yeah, obviously.
你不能就把我带在身边一天吗
Can I just, like, hang out with you for the day?
不行 我还有很多事要做
No, I have so much shit to do.
太好了 那我又是一年见不到你了
Great, now I won't see you for another year.
你一般几点放学回家
What time do you usually get home from school?
下午四点半
4:30 pm.
那我四点送你回去 可以吗
OK, I'm gonna drop you off at four, OK?
真的吗 - 真的
Really? - Yes.
现在 跟紧我 听话好吗
Now, just please stay with me, listen to me.
快点
Come on.
手给我 - 不
Gimme your hand. - No.
嘿
Hey.
天哪 肯 谢谢你能接我的电♥话♥
Oh my God, Ken, thank you so much for picking up.
一切顺利吗
Is everything OK?
我刚刚收到你的语♥音♥留言
I just got your voice message.
索菲亚放我鸽子了
Sophia canceled on me.
啊该死
Ah shit.
太糟糕了
That sucks.
你需要借我的车吗
Do you need to borrow my car?
这样可以吗
Would that be OK?
可以
Yeah,
所以我才把公♥寓♥钥匙给你
that's why I gave you the keys to the apartment.
嗯
Right, yeah.
谢谢你 你真是太好了
Thank you, that's, it's very nice of you.
当然了宝贝
Of course, baby.
也许你之后可以弥补我呢...
Maybe you can make it up to me later...
我读了很多东西
I've been reading about some things
我们可以尝试一下 - 嗯 对了...
we could try out. - Right, yeah...
怎么样…你的旅行怎么样
How's... How's your trip?
没关系 事实上 我马上要回去了
It's OK. Actually, I have to get back.
哦 好的 是的
Oh, OK, yeah.
那就祝你今天也顺利
Well, I hope you have a great rest of your day.
谢谢你
Thanks, you too.
好的 再见
OK, bye.
再见
Bye.
可以了吗
This OK?
是的 我喜欢这些的颜色
Yeah. I like the color of these.
口香糖 要吗
You want some gum, too?
是的
Yeah.
嗯
All right.
我的血都要被放干了
You're bleeding me dry.
嗨 今天过得怎么样
Hi, how are you?
很好 你呢
I'm good, how are you?
也不错 谢谢
Great, thank you.
先生 还有什么事情能帮到你吗
Will there be anything else, sir?
确实 嗯...
Uh, yeah, um...
能给我一片避孕药吗
Could I have the morning after pill, please?
什么
What?
要B计划这个牌子的
Uh, the Plan B... Plan B pill.
当然
Oh sure.
但是你还是要更小心些 年轻人
But you should be more careful, young man.
谢谢你 我知道了
Thank you, yeah.
但是不是给我用的
It's actually not for me.
我是同性恋 是帮我朋友买♥♥的
I'm gay, so I'm just being a good friend.
这是新的吗
Is this one new?
是啊 你喜欢吗
Yeah, you like it?
是的
Yeah.
你已经做了胸部切除手术了吗
So did you get top surgery?
是啊 我做了
Yeah, I did.
这很酷
That's cool.
确实
It is.
那你还来月经吗
Do you still get your period?
现在还会有
Right now, I do.
但是只要药物服用的越久 就会逐渐变少
But the longer I'm on T, the less I'll get it.
你真幸运
You're lucky.
是啊
I am.
认真的吗
Are you serious?
冷静点 没人在乎
Dude, chill, nobody cares.
天啊 这是谁啊
Oh my God. Who's this?
嗨兄弟
Hi buddy.