辣妹保镖（2005）

夏普先生，进来坐
Mr. Sharp. Come in. Have a seat.
恩, 我知道你是那个新来的拉拉队助理教练
So, I understand you're the new assistant cheerleading coach.
没错
That's right.
你能告诉我你在我的课堂上做什么吗?
May I ask what you were doing in my class?
那是我们队里要做的事，如果有人…
That's the way we do things on our squad.
If somebody's in the-
坦白地说，夏普先生
Let me be blunt, Mr. Sharp.
芭芭的拉拉队工作已经影响了她的功课
Barb's cheerleading is interfering with her work.
而且我想说，你们的拉拉队工作真是愚蠢之极
And for the record, you should know I think cheerleading is stupid.
我很赞同你的说法
I couldn't agree with you more.
她的这篇关于《麦克白》中的植物意象的论文...
She downloaded this paper on plant imagery in Macbeth...
是从网上下载下来的
off the Internet.
我知道这个，是因为这文章是20年前当我还是一个大学生时写的
I know, because I wrote it 20 years ago when I was an undergraduate.
一定写了一叠纸
Must be a hell of a paper.
是的，我觉得写的非常棒
Yes, I thought it was pretty good.
但是这不是重点，剽窃从显然是不对的
But that is not the point. Plagiarism is simply not acceptable.
这篇论文，我给她的成绩是F
I've given Barb an F on that assignment.
如果她还想在这个班，这个学校待着的话…
If she wants to remain on the squad, or in the school, for that matter...
她的下篇关于《罗密欧与朱丽叶》的论文最好是绝对原创的
her next paper on Romeo and Juliet had better be wholly original.
我会把你的立场传达给芭芭的…
I'll explain your position to Barb...
直到她清清楚楚地明白为止
and make sure she understands it, explicitly.
恩，好的
Well, good.
好
Fine.
哈，这有什么大问题？总统从来不会自己写演讲稿
Okay, what's the big deal? Presidents don't write their speeches.
等你做了总统，再来对你的剽窃行为仁慈吧
When you're President, you can be as lenient as you want to on plagiarism.
但是等等，这部剧总共有5幕
But wait. This play has five acts.
她不可能期待我把它全部看完
She can't expect me to read the whole thing.
而且它都是用些晦涩的古英文写的
It's all written in ye olde weird English anyway.
- 嗨，芭芭 - 你好，史考特
- Hey, Barb. - Hi, Scoot.
另外，人们总以为拉拉队就是不停的派对和狂欢…
Besides, people think being a cheerleader is this nonstop party and everything...
但是，你应该知道，他们都是错的
but, you know, they're so wrong.
- 嗨，芭芭 - 你好，蔡斯
- Hey, Barb. - Hi, Chase.
除了比赛和练习…
Aside from all my games and my practices...
他们还要我保持这平均2.0的成绩，我做不到
they still expect me to maintain this 2.0 average, and I can't do that.
你得更好地安排一下你的时间
You need to manage your time better.
时间？什么时间？我一点时间都没有
Time? What time? I don't have any time.
- 嗨，芭芭 - 你好，蒂姆
- Hey, Barb. - Hi, Tim.
- 是汤姆 -晕！对不起，汤姆
- Tom. - Shoot! Sorry. Tom.
我也很喜欢他
I really liked him, too.
你在学校里有很多粉丝啊，是不是？
You got some admirers on this campus, don't you?
不要嫉妒，他们只是一些傻男孩
Don't be jealous. They're just silly boys.
我们可以退出这个文字游戏然后一起离开
We can stop this charade and run away together.
你还有一篇论文要写
You got a paper to write.
我知道. 但是如果我真的自己写的话，那就太傻了
I know. But if I write it myself, it'll just be stupid.
你并不知道，因为你从来没有试过
You don't know that
because you haven't tried.
欺骗要比愚蠢糟糕得多
Cheating is a hell of a lot worse than being stupid.
道德上来讲，剽窃是犯罪，是要被判处道德上的死刑的
Plagiarism is an academic crime. It is punishable by academic death.
你这么关心干什么？
What do you care anyway?
我想看着你活着，道德上，生理上，还有其他任何方面
I wanna see you stay alive, academically, physically, and every other way.
- 你喜欢我，是不是？ - 不是
- You like me, don't you? - No.
伙计们，稍微停一下
Guys, stand by one moment.
警官，你要的比萨来了
Sergeant, your pizza's here.
收到
Roger that.
把比萨放在走廊上…
Set the pizza on the porch...
退后两步，把手放在脑后
take two steps back, and place your hands behind your head.
有什么问题吗？伙计？
What's the problem, dude?
如果比萨是热的，就没有问题
If that pizza's hot, there won't be any problem.
- 好了，要多少钱？ - 13.75美元
- All right, what do I owe you? - $13.75.
嗨，你和这些女孩一起住这儿吗？
Hey, do you live here with all these girls?
暂时的
Temporarily.
伙计，你是我的新偶像
Dude, you're my new hero.
想想看那对我意味着什么
Imagine what that means to me.
- 谢谢 - 不客气
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
没了手♥机♥，我什么都不是，我一文不值
Without my phone, I am nothing, I am worthless.
我要和我的安东尼奥说话…
I need to speak to my Antonio...
- 那是什么？ - 肉饼
- What is that? - The Carnivore.
香肠，牛肉，火腿，还有橄榄油都做在一张可口的饼上
Pepperoni, sausage, ground beef, ham, and olive loaf, all together in one savory pie.
再加上胡椒
With jalapeños.
- 想吃吗？ - 是…不…
- Want some?
- Yes. No.
加厚的面饼
Extra-thick crust.
- 我不行，我正在实行计划 - 什么计划？
- I can't. I'm on the Zone. - What zone?
蛋白质，脂肪和糖的合适搭配
The proper combination of protein, fat, and carbohydrates.
这个计划真是糟糕
This combination's proper as hell.
我可是真正的阿特金斯（饮食计划）女孩
I'm a total Atkins girl.
我在做慧俪轻体（一个美国减肥机构）
I do Weight Watchers.
只要你咬上一口以前所做的努力就全毁了
You'll probably blow all your daily points with just one bite.
这小东西它有且只有一个特点，就是好吃
This baby has one point and one point only, and that is tasting good.
真搞不懂你们女孩子为什么要减肥，你们不可能重过…
I don't know why you girls are on a diet. You couldn't weigh any more than-
不要再说了
Don't even go there.
不，我们从来都不敢谈论这个话题
No, there are some things we just don't discuss.
我女儿胃口就很好
My daughter has a very healthy appetite.
有趣，你从来没说过你有个女儿
Interesting. You never mentioned you had a daughter.
- 她叫什么名字？ - 艾玛
- What's her name? - Emma.
- 多大了？ - 十七
- How old is she? - Seventeen.
- 她是拉拉队的吗？ - 我希望不是
- Is she a cheerleader? - I hope not.
- 她最喜欢的乐队是哪个？ - 你难到我了
- What's her favorite band? - You got me.
她的体型怎样？
How about her sign?
她性方面很开放吗？
Is she sexually active?
- 该死，当然不 - 她也许是的
- Hell, no. - She probably is.
德克萨斯68%的高中生在她们到…
68% of high-school students in Texas have had sex...
12年级（相当于高三）之前都有过性经历
by the time they've reached the 12th grade.
稍微高于全国平均水平
Slightly higher than the national average.
谢谢你们毁了我的一天
Thank you for ruining my day.
我要告诉你一件你完全不知道的关于你女儿的事情
I'll tell you one thing about this daughter you know nothing about.
和你生活在一起她一定会很郁闷
She must be supremely messed up in the head from living in a house with you.
她和她母亲一起生活
She lives with her mother.
你的婚姻为什么会破裂？
Why did your marriage fall apart?
有很多事情我不需要和你们讨论，这是其中之一
That's one of many things
that you and I will never discuss.
看，很明显你不知道怎样和女人说话
You see, you clearly don't know how to speak to women.
我知道，只是我没有那样做
I know how to speak to women. I clearly choose not to.
我们得把大厅后面那个洗手间…
We need to establish his bathroom at the end of the hall...
建成一个百分百的男性洗手间
is a 100% masculine bathroom.
而且从现在开始，不许你们还有你们的傻叉内衣出现在里面
From this moment on, it is off-limits to you people and your foolish undergarments.
- 你要煎鸡蛋白吗？ - 是不是意味着没有蛋黄？
- You want an egg-white omelet?
- Does that mean no yolks?
- 没蛋黄 - 不要了, 谢谢
- No yolks. - No, thanks.
- 要不要来点卡姆特谷片？ - 什么东西？
- Want some kamut flakes? - What?
- 一种古老的谷物，加上豆浆相当好吃 - 豆浆
- Ancient grain. Tastes great with soymilk.
- Soymilk.
- 谁吃光我的卡姆特谷片？ - 不是我
- Who ate all my kamut flakes? - Not me.
你当我是什么？末日饥荒的救援机构？
What am I, the Organization to End World Hunger?
这是我的食物
This is my cereal.
为什么你们这些女孩总是喜欢听这些垃圾音乐？
Why do you girls find it necessary to listen to this constant crap?
难道你不喜欢阴♥道♥音乐吗？
You don't like vagina music?
在我喝咖啡和豆浆的时候你就一定要说那个词吗？
Do you have to use that word before I've had my coffee and soymilk?
- 阴♥道♥ - 谁的？
- Vagina. - Whose?
- 还记得我跟你们说要怎样穿衣服吗? - 运动内衣也是衣服
- What did I tell y'all about wearing clothes? - Jog bras are clothes.
够了
That's it.
够了
That is it.
在这儿签个名
Just sign right there.
- 这房♥子用这功率的有点大的可怕了 - 我怕热
- Awful big unit for a house this size. - I get hot.
我听你的
I hear you.
好了，你赢了，行不？我们同意多穿衣服
All right. You win, okay? We all agree to put on more clothes.
现在你能把温度调高点了吧？
Now, can you please turn the temperature up?
真是一个成熟的决定，我为你们感到骄傲
That's a very mature decision and I'm proud of you girls.
但是我们得达成一个共识…
But we should come to a common understanding...
就是关于“多穿点”的定义
the meaning, the definition of the word "more."
我们就知道你会那样说
We thought you might say that.
芭芭！
Barb!
好了，这是考特尼·瑞恩，我的超级偶像
All righty. This is Courtney Ryan, my personal hero.