敲敲门

她每次看见辣妹都会追着她
She sees a hot girl and chases after her.
好吧 这没什么 我没抱怨
Well, it's okay. I have no complaints.
抱歉 我只是说真心话而已
Sorry, I was just being honest.
不 不 没事
No, no. It's fine.
额 但...
Um, but, uh...
我得说
I must say
我只是不太习惯女孩子那个这么开放
I'm not used to girls just being so open about that.
那个
About what?
性
Sex?
不 我意思是...对
No, I mean... Yes.
-是的 -是的
-Yeah. -Yes.
就是性
It's just sex.
对
Right.
你现在看起来是老了
Now you seem old.
抱歉 很抱歉
Sorry. So sorry.
20分钟到
Twenty minutes away.
你跟你老婆一起多久了
How long have you and your wife been together?
我是29岁而她是20岁
I was 29 and she was 20.
这很长时间了
It's been awhile.
你这么多年都没跟其他人一起过
So you haven't been with anyone else in all those years?
14年都没有
Fourteen years, nope.
哇
Wow.
这是怎么做到的
How is that even possible?
当你爱上一个人...
Well, when you love someone...
别这样 埃文
Come on, Evan.
人类是唯一的物种实行一夫一妻制的
Humans are the only species that practice monogamy.
我意思是 我们是动物 我们是比动物更高级的动物
I mean, we're animals. We're more animals than animals.
这刻在我们的基因上
It's in our DNA.
就像 一生人只跟一个人一起
Like, being with one person your whole life,
这是违反天性的
is going against your own nature.
听着
Look.
像这样
It's like this.
我很明白男人
I understand men.
我知道就算我结婚了
I know whenever I get married,
我老公也会想跟其他女孩子一起
my husband is gonna want to be with other girls.
所以 我现在想玩3P
So, I want to get comfortable with having threesomes now,
因为这是他不出去偷腥的唯一办法
because I know that's the only way he'll never cheat on me.
哇
Wow.
那么 你们...你们是做什么的
So, are you guys...What do you guys do?
我意思是 你们...你们是在读书还是什么
I mean, are you... Are you in school or something?
我意思是...
I mean...
其实我们是空姐
Actually, we're flight attendants.
真的
Really?
你想要什么主菜 先生
What would you like for your entree, sir?
我们有鸡肉...
We have chicken...
和意面
And pasta.
请扣好你的安全带 先生
Please buckle your seatbelt, sir.
我们可能遭遇到湍流
We may be encountering some turbulence.
那么...
So...
你们通常飞去哪
Where you guys based out of?
到处飞
Everywhere.
上周末我们去了新西兰停留了24小时
Last weekend we were in New Zealand for 24 hours.
那真是棒
It was awesome.
哇 那时差怎么办
Wow, how was that jet lag?
我们不睡觉
We don't sleep.
就像做一个假摇滚明星
It's like being a fake rock star.
像这样 你在头等舱全世界飞
You know, you fly around the world first class,
满屋是酒而且是免费的
drinks are on the house and they pay you for it.
我很嫉妒
I'm jealous.
当我还是DJ时有一次巡回演出
I once got offered a tour when I was a DJ.
不像你们那样 但...三个州跑
Not like you guys, but, uh, Tri-State area.
对 我认为做空姐是增加人生阅历的最好方法
Yeah, well, I think traveling is the best way to get life experience.
特别当你只会在那停留24小时
Especially when you're only there for 24 hours.
你真的会非常享受
You really make the most of it.
是啊 我们的真非常享受
Yeah, we make the most of it.
不像我们那个同事海星
Unlike that fucking starfish we work with. Ugh.
呕 海星
Ugh, starfish.
-海星 -这个跟我们一起工作的女孩...
-Starfish? -This girl we work with...
她不用做床上的事
She doesn't have to do anything in bed,
她就躺在那像他妈的海星一样
she just lies there like a fucking starfish.
因此叫海星
Hence, starfish.
我意思是 谁会想操她啊
I mean, who'd want to fuck that?
我不明白这种女孩
I don't understand girls like that.
当我跟一个男人一起 我会想他拥有最美好的时光
When I'm with a guy, I want him to have the time of his life.
-无条件 -对
-No rules. -None.
无限制的性♥欲♥
Nothing's off limit, sexually.
有界线的性♥爱♥不是真正的性♥爱♥
Sex with boundaries isn't really sex.
如果我们身体上想做
If our bodies are capable of doing it,
那么我们也应该去做 对吧
then we were meant to. Right?
噢 埃文 我可以用下你的厕所吗
Oh, Evan? Can I use your bathroom?
当然 厕所就在走廊的右手边
Of course. It's, uh, down the hall on the right.
谢谢
Thanks.
这些我都不懂
I don't know any of these.
我有很好的品味
Well, I have pretty eclectic taste.
你有西班牙音乐
You have Spanish music.
其实是智力
Chilean, actually.
我老婆很喜欢她 弗兰 巴伦苏埃拉
My wife loves her, Fran Valenzuela.
可以播这个吗
Can you put it on?
当然
Sure.
她很有才华
She's really talented.
她13岁就开始作曲了
She started composing when she was 13.
这是她的第三张专辑
This is her third album.
哇
Wow!
你怎么知道那会混起来
How did you know that would mix?
DJ就跟酒保一样
DJ'ing is like mixing a drink.
首先你要找到正确的要素
First you find the right ingredients,
然后你就可以混合起来了
then you find the blend.
埃文 我有件事要坦白
Evan, I have something to confess.
什么
Yes?
我很高兴我们敲了你的门
I'm glad we knocked on your door.
我们在这比
I'm having a way better time here
本来要去那傻派对来得开心
then at that stupid party we were supposed to go to.
好吧 我得承认 这里通常不会在凌晨1点30分
Well, I have to confess, it's not usually this exciting around here
这么兴奋的
at 1:30 in the morning.
这就像我们命中注定要相遇一样
It's like destiny that we were meant to meet.
你相信命运吗 埃文
Do you believe in destiny, Evan?
我是个建筑师
I'm an architect.
所以我明显是相信未来是掌握在手中的
So obviously I believe that things happen by your own design.
我相信命运
Well, I do.
我不认为人们都是随便认识的
I don't think people just meet randomly.
我觉得如果我们在这一起
I think that if we are here, together,
是因为
it's because
我们要互相学习
there's something we have to learn from each other.
探索
Discover.
车到了
It's here.
我去找乔纳森
I'll go get Genesis.
我去拿你们的衣服
I'll get your clothes.
我♥草♥
What the fuck!
女孩们
Guys!
女孩们 车在外面等着
Guys, the car's outside.
女孩们 我拿了你们的衣服 都差不多干了
Guys, I have your clothes, they're pretty much dry.
女孩们
Guys!
好的 我要进来了
All right, I'm coming in,
我没有在看 所以 抱歉
I'm not looking, so excuse me.
-惊喜 -惊喜
-Surprise! -Surprise!
你们干嘛
What the fuck are you doing?
-来吧 埃文 来跟我们一起 -对 来一起吧
-Come on, Evan. Join us. -Yeah, join the party.
-过来 -车载外面等着
-Come here. -The car's outside.
车可以等啊 过来
The car can wait. Come on.
我去告诉司机你们快来了
I'm gonna tell the driver that you're coming out.