圣诞节前夜（2015）

She's what? 35?
三十二
32.
一个穷困潦倒的年轻音乐家
A young, poor musician,
肯定是二手的
it's gotta be used.
沃尔沃2001
A 2001 Volvo wagon.
不 她丈夫是程序员
No, her husband's a computer programmer.
所以她还是有点儿小钱的
So, we do have a little money. Hmm.
路虎
A Land Rover?
可能吧
Could be.
赌十块是红色的
10 bucks says it's red.
为什么
Why?
音乐家就爱红色
Musicians love red.
充满激♥情♥的艺术家 总是穿一身黑
Passionate artist, dressed in black all the time.
只要可以 他们总会选红色
Whenever they can, they choose red.
谁说的
Says who?
是...
Says...
研究
Studies.
我猜她的车是黑色的
I bet her car's black 'cause she's
因为她习惯性地喜欢黑色
conditioned to like black.
我猜是棕色的
I bet it's brown.
看看她的发色
Look at her hair color.
保持着纯天然
She's kept it natural.
你怎么看 大款医生
How 'bout you, Dr. moneybags?
我觉得是白色 不是米色
Mmm, I'll say white, not off white,
纯白
pure white.
就像天堂
You know, like heaven.
又开始了
Here we go.
说实话 上帝 白胡子 天使什么的
Look, let's be honest, god, white beard, angels.
难道不是你听过最荒谬的事吗
Isn't that the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard?
所有说人类如何出现的事情
Is there anything about our existence
有哪件是不愚蠢的吗
that isn't ridiculous?
肯定有
Sure there is.
假设宇宙的出现
Let's assume the universe existed
只是因为随机发生的混乱
only as random chaos
一百四十亿年前
and 14 billion years ago
发生了大爆♥炸♥
there was a big bang
之后 突然就有了星球 星星 蔬菜
and out of it came planets and stars and vegetables
洞穴人 还有现在坐在电梯里的
and cavemen and the five of us all sitting
我们五个人
right here in this elevator?
你说这可能吗
Is that possible?
当然可能
You bet it is.
不觉得这也很了不起吗
And is it also crazy?
我不在乎我们是怎么出现在这里的
Yeah, because I don't care how any of us got here,
这一切让人兴奋 令人难以置信 而且非常伟大
it's mind-blowing, incredible and grand.
好吧 那在这个美好的平安夜 你能不能解释一下
All right, a beautiful, young wife whose heart is being
当一位美貌年轻的妻子心脏正在衰竭
strangled now, explain that and a loving God to me,
还有什么慈爱的上帝可言
on this fine Christmas Eve?
这我解释不了
I can't.
我能告诉你我能解释的事情
I'll tell you what I can explain.
我十岁的时候 在一个夏日的夜晚
One summer evening when I was 10,
我在外面玩 因为我爸妈在吵架
I was playing outside because my parents were fighting.
在落日余晖下 我回过头
The sun was going down and I turned around
看着我的家 我有一种
to look at my house and I had this feeling
非常清晰的感觉 就是上帝知道我是什么样的人
as clear as anything that God knows who I am.
不是说这就是故事的全部
It wasn't like, here's the whole story,
或者我们和他们不一样 只是说
or now it's us against them, it was just
我明白
know this,
明白这件事
know this one thing.
我也从没有否认过
And, uh, I could never deny what I felt
自己当时的感觉
at that moment
我坚持着这份感觉 即便许多事我不能理解
and hanging on to it gets me passed the things
我也靠它顺利度过了
that I don't understand.
我不是无所不知 但并不表示
I don't know everything, but it doesn't mean
我就是无知的
I don't know anything.
是的 我们就快挖到输电干线了
Yeah, yeah, we're almost down to the mains.
很好 不要挖太深
That's great, not too deep.
我等下再和你联♥系♥
Yeah, well, I'll get right back to you.
库珀先生
Mr. Cooper?
洛佩斯夫人
Mrs. Lopez?
我丈夫在哪
Donde esta mi esposo?
如果我们卡在了两层楼当中
If we're halfway between floors,
那电梯顶部离上面一层楼的距离
the top of our elevator's got to be no more
不会超过十英尺
than 10 feet from the next floor.
把瓶子砸了不就能拿到硬币了吗
Why not just break the bottle to get the coin out?
不能砸瓶子
You can't break the bottle.
那能熔化掉吗
Can you melt it?
不能 你不能改变瓶子的
No, because you can't alter the condition
任何状态
of the bottle in any way.
大块头 能顶我上去吗
Hey, could you give me a boost, big guy?
好的
Okay.
我们还是玩心有灵犀吧
Ah, let's play charades.
好啊
Yes!
我先来比划
I'll go first.
- 是部电影 - 对了
- It's movie. - Yes.
三个字
Two words.
其他楼层都没有光
There's no light coming from the other floors.
看不出我们离下一层楼多远
No way to tell how far the next one is.
一匹马 一头鹿
A horse, a deer?
猎鹿人
Deer hunter?
1978年美国电影 罗伯特·德·尼罗主演
是条狗
It's a dog.
估计我们上去了
If we could get up there,
没有电们也开不了
the doors probably wouldn't open with the power out.
班杰
Benji?
美国七十年有五部关于一条名叫班杰的金色杂交狗的系列电影 第一部的片名即为班杰
这就是猎鹿人
That really is the Deer Hunter.
老黄狗
Old yeller.
答对了
Yeah.
他怎么猜出来的
How did he get that?
是我看过最让我伤心的电影 看一此哭一次
Saddest movie ever, scarred me for life,
我最爱的电影
I loved it.
说一件你能想到的最伤心的事情 开始
Saddest thing you can think of, go!
一条狗狗全身裹着绷带
A puppy in a full body cast
他在哭 在他的一滴泪水里面
and he's crying and in the reflection
可以看到有一头独角兽
of one of the tears, there's a unicorn and he's
就要饿死了
starving to death.
很难有比这个还要伤心的故事了
Hmm, it's hard to top that.
没错
Yes, it is.
一个男孩把自己最好的朋友吃了
A boy who eats his best friend.
一只小兔子掉到了井里
Um, a bunny who falls in a well
可是没人能救他 因为
and no one can save him because...
所有人都被吃掉了
everyone's been eaten.
轮到你了 爱因斯坦 说一件最伤心的事情
Your turn, Einstein, saddest thing ever.
好吧 三百年前
Well, there was a scientist who lived
有一位科学家想要知道
300 years ago who wanted to figure out
地球的重量
how much the Earth weighed.
他建立了一系列测量的理论学说
And he theorized a series of measurements
包括使用单摆 砝码
that could be taken using pendulums, weights,
还有配重物
and counterweights.
能用摆锤 重物
that could be taken using pendulums, weights,
和砝码来实现
and counterweights.
他花了数年来设计他独有的装置
He spent years building his ingenious contraption
结果他死了
and then he died.
他很清楚得到答案的方法
He knew exactly how to get the answer,
但他永远无法知道答案了
but he never got to know it.
曾经发生的一切
Everything that has ever occurred,
将要发生的一切
everything that ever will occur
都取决于我们所预知的自然规律
is subject to laws that are knowable
以及我们所已知的科学知识
and with enough of that knowledge,
如此你才能准确地理解一切
you could literally understand everything.
而活在那道鸿沟之间
And to live in recognition of that Gulf,
那道什么是认知 哪些是一切