大黄蜂

I actually got you a little gift, too, Charlie.
礼轻但是情谊重
I mean, it's small, but, it's from the heart.
积极的态度带来的改变
微笑是很强大的力量
A smile is a powerful thing.
会释放内啡肽
It releases endorphins.
那就像对全世界说"我人好易接近"
It says to the world, "I'm fun and approachable."
这本书上就有一章节
You know, there's a whole chapter
说经常微笑的人
in here about how people who smile more often
有更多朋友
actually have more friends.
真是难以置信呢
That's unbelievable.
我觉得你如果经常微笑的话
I really think it's gonna change your whole outlook
会让你的气色大变样的
if you smile more often.
我要那辆甲壳虫车
I want the Beetle.
-什么 -那辆黄色甲壳虫 我要
- What? - The yellow Beetle, I want it.
我和你做个交易 如果我能把它发动起来就归我
I'll make you a deal. If I get that thing started, it's mine.
这不是交易 是你单方面开走我的车
That's no deal. That's just you taking my car.
如果我能把它发动起来
If I get it started,
它就归我 然后我接下来一年天天来这里干活
I keep it and I work here every day for a year!
我会帮你刮掉地板上的油脂
I'll scrub the grease off the floors, okay?
我会收拾整理这地方的所有破纸
I will pick up and organize every scrap of paper in this place.
我甚至会帮你打扫你那几间恶心可怕的厕所
I'll even detail your horrible, disgusting toilets.
求你了 今天是我的生日
Please. It's my birthday.
对不起 不可能
Sorry, no deal.
因为我们不招人
'Cause we ain't hiring.
那归你了 丫头 生日快乐
It's yours, kid. Happy birthday.
谢谢你
Thank you.
谢谢你谢谢你谢谢你
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
以及我的厕所明明很棒
And my toilets are gorgeous.
*好好想想 内心深处*
*Think about it. There must be higher love*
*或繁星之间 必然有更深的爱*
*Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above*
*不然人生只是浪费时间*
*Without it Life is a wasted time...*
天啊 拜托
Oh, God, please.
拜托
Come on.
天
Oh, my...
天啊
Oh, my God!
天啊 太感谢你了 我爱你
Oh, my God, thank you so much! I love you!
-那玩意开上路也太危险了 -那是辆危车
- That thing ain't even safe to drive. - It's a deathtrap.
不过她很开心
She's happy, though.
*给我更深的爱*
*Bring me a higher love*
*给我更深的爱*
*Bring me a higher love*
*给我更深的爱*
*Bring me a higher love*
*我一直想要的深爱在哪里*
*Where's that higher love I keep thinking of?*
看上去好棒
Looks amazing.
什么
What?
天啊
Oh, my God.
查莉 什么声音
Charlie, what was that noise?
没什么 我没事 妈妈
Nothing! I'm fine. Mom,
回床上去吧 没事
you should go back to bed. Everything's fine.
-那是什么 -那是...
- What the hell is that? - Um, it's...
我们的车♥库♥里怎么有一辆车
What is that car doing in our garage?
车
Car?
那辆车
Oh, that, uh, car
是我的车
is my car.
汉克叔叔给我的
Uncle Hank gave it to me.
它能开
It runs.
那些车都不安全
Those aren't safe.
我希望你在开回家之前先和我说一声
I wish you would've told me before you brought it home.
好吧 对不起
Okay. Sorry.
我最近事情有点多 妈妈
Um, I'm in the middle of some stuff, Mom.
好吧 那我就不烦你了 但是
Okay, I'll get out of your hair, but...
有时候也和我说说
Tell me things sometime.
-我是你的妈妈 -好
- I'm your mother. - Okay.
好吧
Okay.
晚安
Good night.
-真的能开吗 -真的能开
- It really runs? - Yeah, it really runs.
不错
Cool.
你还在吗
You still in there?
好吧
Okay.
有点紧张 对不起
A little jumpy. I'm sorry.
好吧
Okay.
你好
Hi.
天啊 你...
Oh, God, are you...
你会说话吗
Do you speak?
我不会伤害你
I won't hurt you.
你能听懂我说话吗
Can you understand me?
你是什么
What are you?
你从哪里来的
Where did you come from?
好吧 没事
Okay. It's okay.
你喜欢我的衣服
You like my shirt?
你喜欢重金属
You a metal fan?
不 等等
No, wait...
谁 我
Oh, who? Me?
我是谁吗
Who am I?
我是...
Oh, I'm...
查莉
Charlie.
查莉·沃森
Charlie Watson.
我18岁
I'm 18.
今天刚18
Today.
其实 今天是我的生日
Actually, it's my birthday today.
你叫什么
What's your name?
你不知道 还是你没有名字
You don't know or you don't have a name?
你听起来像一只大黄蜂
You sound like a little bumblebee.
我以后就叫你这个吧
I'm gonna call you that from now on.
大黄蜂
Bumblebee.
和你的样子也很配
Matches your outfit, too.
*我的前女友都住在得州*
*All my exes live in Texas*
我要离婚 罗伊
I want a divorce, Roy!
拜托 安珀 给我个说得过去的理由
Come on, Amber. Give me one good reason.
你想上我的妹妹
You tried to sleep with my sister!
没上成
Unsuccessfully!
没错 你就是个一事无成的人
Yeah, you're unsuccessful at everything.
那笔预付款是买♥♥♥房♥♥用的 你买♥♥了一辆车
That down payment was for a house. You bought a car.
你怎么这么蠢 罗伊 我们不需要车 天
How stupid are you, Roy? We don't need a car. God!
冷静点 听我解释
Now, just settle down for one second and hear me out.
-那是什么 -什么
- What the hell is that? - What?
天啊 罗伊 那玩意冲我们来了
Oh, God, Roy, that thing is coming right for us!
不不不不不
No, no, no, no, no...
别击中我的车 别击中我的车
Not my car. Not my car.
上帝啊 别击中我的车
Please, God, no, not my car!
谢天谢地 我的车没事
Oh, thank God, my car.
我没事
Yeah, I'm okay.
没事 亲爱的 没事
Oh, that's good, baby. That's good.
快跑 快跑
Run. Run!
天啊
God!
那是我的车吗
Is that my car?
谁...
Hello...
天
Jeez!
地球
Earth.
罗伊
Roy!
多么沉闷
How underwhelming.
这里的低等生物比我预料的还要原始
The indigenous life is even more primitive than I expected.
我喜欢他们炸开的样子
Hmm. I like the way they pop.
集中注意力 通知
Focus, comrade.
B127的呼救信♥号♥♥
B-127's distress signal
来自这片大♥陆♥的西海岸
came from the western coast of this continent.
我们要往西行
For now, we head west.
他们什么时候才会让你开始使双节棍
When do they start letting you use nunchucks?
不知道 不过希望能早点让我用
I don't know, but I hope soon.
-早上好 回头见 -你这么急匆匆地去哪里
- Morning! See you guys later. - Where you off to so fast?
没去哪里 日安
Nowhere. Have a nice day.
早上好
Morning...