天才阿公（2013）
Uncle Grandpa
第二季
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天才阿公（2013）
Uncle Grandpa S02E23
Part 2
Sept. 25, 2023, 7:43 p.m.
确实
Oh, yeah.
这次让我自己来
Just let me handle it this time.
没披萨史蒂夫可办不来
Can't be done without Pizza Steve.
你说的都对
You know, you're right.
逮到了
Got you!
格斯先生 披萨史蒂夫
Mr. Gus! Pizza Steve!
你们不能把我丢在这
You can't leave me in here!
坚持住 天才叔公
Just hang in there, Uncle Grandpa.
超级无敌月亮几小时之后就结束了
The superduper moon will be over in a few hours
然后一切就能恢复正常了
and everything will be back to normal.
来休息五分钟 小奶酪
Let's take five, little cheese.
突发新闻
于是 几小时过后
And so, in just a few hours
大才又八将主持夜间访谈联播节目
超级无敌月亮
the superduper moon
就只会存在于大家的脑海里了
will exist only in our collective memory.
时尚新潮流 披萨拖鞋
我同意
Amen to that.
了解月球接下来的情况
To see what's next for the moon
内森格斯于佛罗里达参议院赛获胜
有请查兹鲁纳带来月球预报
let's check in with Chaz Luna and the lunar forecast.
希亚娜将于好莱坞传记片出演天才姨母
好的下巴 超级无敌月亮基本结束了
Well, jaw, the superduper moon may be almost over
月球预报
但那并不表示我们欣赏不了
but that doesn't mean we can't still enjoy
一整周的普通版超级月亮
an entire week of regular super moons.
而且之后还有不少
And there's more where that came from.
有一周 两周 三周的超级月亮
How about one, two, three more weeks of super moons
紧随其后
immediately after that.
这种天文奇观
We're talking about a phenomenon
每五百万年才发生一次
that only happens every five million years.
提醒各位观众
And remember, folks
超级月亮虽然白天看不见
even though you can't see it during the day
但还是会在天上大放光芒
the super moon is still up there in full effect.
对于狼人们实在是个坏消息
And that's really bad news
for people with werewolf problems.
起码肚包不会再惹麻烦了
Well, at least Belly Bag can't cause any more trouble
都锁进箱子里了
if he's locked in that chest.
可天才叔公怎么办
But what about Uncle Grandpa?
他在里面撑不过一天 更别说30天了
He won't last a day in there, never mind 30.
幸好 披萨史蒂夫还有D计划
Well, luckily, Pizza Steve's got a plan "d."
银色子弹 灭狼人杀手锏
网上说
According to the Internet
来一发银色子弹 即可轻易解决
one silver bullet is all you need to get the job done.
点点点
Clickity click.
马上下单 点击此处
在这签名
Sign here, please.
谢谢
Thank you.
好耶
Oh, yeah!
有了这个小坏蛋 狼人危机就解除了
With this bad boy, our werewolf problems are over.
等等 你疯了吗 会害死天才叔公的
Wait, are you nuts? You'll kill Uncle Grandpa!
害不死的
No, I won't.
准备
Ready...
瞄准
Aim....
别动手 披萨史蒂夫
Don't do it, Pizza Steve!
发射
Fire!
我不敢看
I can't watch.
披萨史蒂夫 怎么能这样
Pizza Steve, how could you?!
披萨史蒂夫犯错了吗
Did Pizza Steve just make a-a mistake?
我 我在哪
Wh-where am I?
就系在我腰上
Strapped around my waist.
天才叔公
Hey, Uncle Grandpa.
很高兴你变回来了 肚包
Glad to have you back, Belly Bag.
是啊
Oh, yeah!
披萨史蒂夫完美解决
Saving the day, it's Pizza Steve!
就说香蕉皮会派上用场吧 格斯先生
Told you that banana peel would come in handy, Mr. Gus.
对对 你完美解决了
Yeah, yeah, you saved the day
解决期间半个月球都炸碎了
and only half of the moon was destroyed in the process.
好 谁来帮披萨史蒂夫解决一下
All right, somebody help Pizza Steve out
with something.
肚包一开始到底是怎么变狼人的
How the heck did Belly Bag
become a werewolf in the first place?
网上说
Well, according to the Internet
如果喝了狼人脚印里的积水
if you drink puddle water from a wolf's footprint
就会变成狼人
you become a werewolf.
两百年前
我好渴 天才叔公
I'm thirsty, Uncle Grandpa.
那要不然你就喝
Well, why don't you drink
那边那个狼人脚印里的积水好了
from that wolf-print puddle over there?
好
Okay.
叔公♥头♥
早安
Good morning.
上车 孩子
Get in, kid.
天才叔公
Uncle Grandpa
你好像要教我系鞋带来着
I thought you were gonna teach me how to tie my shoes.
现在不行
Not now.
要去哪
Where to, boys?
跟上那辆车
Follow that car!
就快没时间了 油门踩到底
We're running out of time! Step on it!
现在干什么
Now what?
跟另一辆车
Follow that other car.
快来 孩子
Come on, kid.
要去哪
Where to, boys?
先前用过激光锤没
Ever use a laser hammer before, kid?
没
No.
快 对着天价大学课本发射
Quick, shoot those overpriced college textbooks!
射得好 孩子
Nice shootin', kid.
天才叔公 我训练快迟到了
Uncle Grandpa, I'm late for practice.
我需要你帮我系鞋带
I just need help tying my shoe!
那你最喜欢的颜色是什么
So, what's your favorite color?
橙色
Orange?
好
Good.
合不合脚 大妈
How do these fit, ma'am?
鞋
好
Yeah!
给
Here.
什么
What?
魔术贴鞋
Gelcro shoes?
还没鞋带
Those don't even have laces!
对 我也不会系鞋带
Yeah, I don't know how to tie shoes either.
出租车
Taxi!
再见 孩子
Later, kid.
真是太好吃了
That was quite delicious.
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Uncle Grandpa
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