佐恩之子（2016）

Son of Zorn S01E08

Part 1 March 5, 2021, 2:23 p.m.

Butt! Butt! Butt!
槌子槌子槌子
Headbutt Man, you are the man!
头槌侠你是真男人
Hell yeah! I feel amazing!
太好了我感觉棒棒哒
There's nothing... literally nothing...
没有什么真的没有什么
I can't smash with my head!
我不能用我的头砸碎的
Oh, hey, Butt, what about a unicorn?
哦是吗槌子那独角兽呢
Oh, yeah! Let's take this party to the next level!
好让我们引爆全场吧
Someone bring me a bucket of tequila and a unicorn!
给我来一桶龙舌兰再来一只独角兽
Oh, man. Listen up, people.
天呐大家听好了
We just closed the Tustin Soccer Land account.
我们刚刚结清了塔斯汀足球地账户
Tonight we celebrate at Milligan's.
今晚我们将在米利根酒吧进行庆祝会
Oh, hey, Linda, is it cool
对了琳达我能不能
if I bring my buddy Headbutt Man, Wrecker of Skulls,
带上我兄弟头槌侠他是头骨破坏者
Smasher of Art, Destroyer of Bars and Restaurants?
艺术品打砸者酒吧和餐厅的毁灭者
He's my old war buddy from Zephyria,
他是我在泽菲利亚的老战友
and he's coming to visit me this weekend.
这周末他会来看我
I mean, he can drink a battle mammoth under the table,
他能喝倒一头战象
and then he headbutts everything.
之后就什么都用头槌
Oh, that sounds like a terrible idea.
那听起来很不妙
But at Milligan's, I'm not Boss Linda.
但在米利根酒吧我不是老板琳达
I'm Slayer Linda!
我是杀手琳达
And Slayer Linda's a little more pro-destruction.
而杀手琳达更具破坏专家的属性
Slayer Linda makes me... uncomfortable.
杀手琳达让我觉得不自在
Yeah, you told HR.
是啊你跟人事部长说过了
Check out what Butt did to the world's largest domino display.
看看槌子对全世界最大型的多米诺骨牌表演做了什么
Ooh-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
嚯嚯嚯太好了
Todd, look!
托德看
Oh, hey, Layla. Hey.
嘿蕾拉嘿
What's up? Uh, did you hear about
怎么了你有没有听说
Shannon's party? Yeah.
香农的派对听说了
I'm actually kind of torn, 'cause, on the one hand,
我其实有点左右为难因为一方面
Shannon's, like, the worst. Yeah.
香农就是个大坏蛋是啊
But on the other hand, I hate parties, so...
但另一方面我讨厌派对所以
Right. You want to go?
没错你要去吗
To the party? Yeah. Or we could just
参加派对吗对或者我们可以
go and be stupid and wear our pants backwards.
去那里然后傻傻地把裤子反着穿
Yeah, yeah, I mean, we could... we could try to get in,
好啊反正我们可以试着混进去
but I don't know if they let in freaks.
但我不知道他们会不会放怪胎进去
Freaks? Yeah, you know, like you and me.
怪胎是啊就是比如说你跟我
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're totally freaks.
哦对哦我们还真是怪胎
Anyway, I should probably go.
不管了我该走了
But, uh, maybe I'll see you there. Yeah.
不过可能你会在那里看到我好
Yeah, I'll see you there, freak!
我们那里见怪胎
All right, here we go.
好行了
Flight tracker says Headbutt Man landed 20 minutes ago.
航♥班♥跟踪器显示头槌侠于二十分钟前着陆
Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt!
槌子槌子槌子槌子
Wh-Why aren't you guys chanting?
怎-怎么你们俩不唱啊
Uh, maybe because you just told us he was coming three hours ago.
可能是因为你跟我们说他三小时前会到
And staying with you. That's right. Yes, thank you.
还有住在你家没错对的谢谢
Well, I-I can't let him stay with me.
那个我又不能让他住我那儿
No, he'd destroy the place. And I rent.
不行他会把房♥子毁了的而那是租来的
So, is this protected enough?
保护工作到位了吗
Uh, you tell me.
你来告诉我吧
Really? Remember back in Zephyria,
不是吧记得以前在泽菲利亚
when he headbutted that giant hole in the ground,
他在地上用头槌了个大洞
and then we all got wasted
然后我们都喝的烂醉
and started dropping elves into the hole?
开始往洞里扔小精灵吗
Yes, I remember committing elficide.
对我记得自己杀害了精灵
Oh, man, I can't wait to go berserk with Butt at my work party.
天我真想跟槌子在公♥司♥派对上一起疯啊
Hey, you know what,
对了
you guys should come rage with us, too, you know.
你们也该跟我们一起暴走的
Craig and I are not raging. No. We're gonna stay in, relax,
克雷格跟我才不要暴走不行我们要待在家里放松一下
maybe open one of our cheeses of the month.
开一份月度奶酪
Mmm. Ugh! This is exactly why I can't wait
嗯啊这正是我迫不及待想
for Headbutt Man to get here.
让头槌侠来这里的原因
This has been my life since I got to Orange County:
从我到橘镇起我的生活就是这样
dinner parties, bike rides, avocado toast,
晚宴骑自行车鳄梨吐司
uh, the dumb happy look on Craig's face.
还有克雷格脸上那傻气的开心的表情
The dumb hurt look on Craig's face.
克雷格脸上那傻气的受伤的表情
I am bored out of my friggin' mind! I'm so sorry
我简直无聊到要疯了非常抱歉
that you feel like your best days are behind you,
你觉得你最美好的日子已经过去了
but I love it here,
但我喜欢这里的生活
and I never look back. - Well, if young Edie
还有我决不回头 - 如果年轻时候的伊蒂
could hear you say that, she would stomp you
听到你说这话她会用她那
with her awesome giant demon boots.
超棒的恶魔巨靴踩死你
It's called growing up.
这就叫成长
Maybe if Headbutt Man had done it,
也许如果头槌侠成长了
he'd still be married to Headbutt Woman.
那头槌女也就不会跟他离婚了
Aw, come on, why you got to rag on Butt?
得了吧你为什么非得嘲讽槌子
What'd he ever do to you? He headbutted me.
他哪里得罪你了吗他用头槌过我
Well, I for one am looking forward to meeting this gentleman.
我本人倒是很期待见到这位先生
Oh, boy.
天呐
Layla. Yeah, yeah, it's you, uh-huh.
蕾拉是你啊
Oh, I didn't mean to interrupt. Just keep-keep at it.
我不想打扰的你继续
I'll be...
我会
Dumbass. Stupid tight jeans.
蠢蛋破紧身裤
Mm. What a freak.
真是个怪胎
Oh, he's here! He's here!
他在这里他在这里
Alangulon, stop diddling yourself! Come say hi!
阿伦古龙别再打飞机啦来打声招呼
Haveth me yumpnarfs!
好久不见啊
Aw, it's good to see you.
见到你真好
Oh, man. Oh, is that Glombeast blood on your shirt there?
兄弟你衣服上那是大怪物的血吗
Got you! Oh, man, you got me.
骗到你了兄弟你骗到我了
But really, is that blood?
不过说真的那是血吗
Never mind. Who is that I see?
不管他了我眼前的是哪位呀
Is that Edie? Hey, Butt.
是伊蒂吗嘿槌子
Boy, oh, boy, you look mature.
妈妈咪呀你看起来真成熟
Uh, in a, in a good way.
是好的成熟
You know, without the dread-mohawk
那烂糟糟的鸡冠头没了
and all the face piercings. Well, it's still
还有脸上各种洞也没了不过我驾驶证上的
my driver's license photo, so...
照片还是没变所以
Uh, this is Craig, my fiancé.
这是克雷格我未婚夫
Hi. As you can see, I sort of came prepared.
嗨如你所见我是有备而来
I want your butt right on my head.
我准备好被你槌头了
That didn't sound right. I'm sorry.
好像不太合适抱歉
Aw, Butt, no, come on, you shouldn't have.
槌子别嘛你不该这样的
You know, I didn't think
我不觉得
they still sold comfort slaves at Duty Free.
现在免税店还卖♥♥慰安奴
Kneel, wench! No, no, Zorn.
跪下村姑不不佐恩
This is my girlfriend, Elizabeth. Your girlfriend?
这是我女朋友伊丽莎白你女朋友
Head's told me so much about you. "Head?"
阿头经常跟我提起你 "阿头"
You must be Edie. Hi.
你是伊蒂吧嗨
Do I... Have we met? I don't think so.
我我们见过吗没有吧
Maybe in Zephyria? Oh.
可能在泽菲利亚见过噢
Did you used to have a spider that lived in your face?
以前你脸上是不是住了只蜘蛛
No, sorry. Well, let me show you guys
不是抱歉来吧我跟大家伙说说
where you're gonna be. Oh, my God!
你们要坐哪我的天呐
What?
干嘛
Headbutt Girl, come on! You don't just
头槌女孩别这样你不能就这么
enter someone's house and stand there all creepily.
走进别人家里然后怪里怪气地站在那里
Oh, sorry. Hi.
哦抱歉嗨
Um... my mom and brother are both dead.
我妈和我弟都死了
It's... Hey, there he is!
真是瞧他在那儿呢
Yo. The fruit of my loins.
你好我的犬子
He's got his mother's eyes, but his father's penises.
他的眼睛像妈妈但小♥弟♥弟♥们像爸爸
What? Okay.
什么好吧
All right, on that note, I'm probably gonna head out.
对了还有我要出去了
Where? Oh, to that party.
去哪参加派对
Uh, you said you'd let me borrow the car, remember?
你说过要借车给我的记得吗
A party? Oh, wow!
派对哇塞