佐恩之子（2016）

Son of Zorn S01E03

Part 4 March 5, 2021, 2:21 p.m.

you got to cut off my head. You are a warrior
得把我的头砍下来你是
for the Kingdom of Sanitation Solutions.
卫浴用品王国的战士
And the theater of war is mall bathrooms,
而你的战场就是商场的厕所
restaurant chain bathrooms,
连锁饭店的厕所
convention center bathrooms. Airport bathrooms?
会展中心的厕所机场的厕所
Duh, I think you're getting it. Dogs.
没错我觉得你已经懂了那里的狗
No. Right. Right, right, right.
不好吧好吧
Strong-arming clients, scrapping for your bonus,
套牢你的客户为你的奖金不遗余力
suppressing reports that say our foam
打♥压♥那些关于我们的清洁剂
might be carcinogenic. These are the thrills of combat.
可能会致癌的传闻这才是战斗的刺♥激♥所在
Okay, hold on. So now, you're saying
好了打住所以你是在说
if I start doing well at my job,
如果我工作有好业绩
I'll have the, um, same satisfaction as, like,
就会有像灭了整个蟹人族
killing off an entire race of crab people?
一样的满足感吗
Exactly. That's exactly what I'm saying.
没错我正是这个意思
Hey, there he is! The killer!
啊他来了杀手
The victor! Alangulon the Brutalizer!
胜利者冷酷的阿伦古龙
I knew you had it in you, son.
我就知道你可以的儿子
Come on, tell the story, Alangulon.
快点说来听听阿伦古龙
Dad, I've told it, like, a million times already.
老爸我今天大概已经说过几百万遍了
All right, do you want to hear it again? Probably not.
好吗你们还想再听一遍吗应该不想吧
Yeah, 'cause it's an amazing story!
当然想因为这是个非常精彩的故事
I, uh, I kicked a fat kid. You're welcome.
我我踢了一个胖小子不用谢
Well, fortunately for you, I've taken it upon myself
算你走运我已经立志
to ensure that future
要让后辈人
generations will know the story of Alangulon,
都知道阿伦古龙的伟大事迹
Kicker of Fat Kids,
暴踢胖小子的人
Haver of Underneath his Effeminate Exterior!
在阴柔的外表下有着无情怒火的人
Boy that we're all very proud of.
天哪这真令我们骄傲
Future Castrator of Craig! Oh, Zorn...
将来克雷格的阉♥割♥者天佐恩...
Oh, no.
哦不
There was a lad named Alangulon
# 从前有个小伙叫阿伦古龙 #
Who grew up weak 'cause his dad was gone
# 他从小瘦弱因为他父亲不在身旁 #
But now that his father is back, he's strong
# 但现在他的父亲回来了他非常强壮 #
Who is this wonderful man?
# 这么优秀的人是谁 #
Zorn, Zorn, Zorn
# 佐恩佐恩佐恩 #
The greatest father in all the land
# 所有国度中最伟大的父亲 #
Zorn, Zorn, Zorn
# 佐恩佐恩佐恩 #
We sing the praises of Zorn
# 我们为佐恩唱响赞歌♥ #
Zor... Zorn, Zorn
# 佐... # # 佐恩佐恩 #
Zorn, Zorn
# 佐恩佐恩 #
We sing the praises of Zorn
# 我们为佐恩唱响赞歌♥ #
Zorn, Zorn... Stupid Craig!
# 佐恩佐恩... # 愚蠢的克雷格
Ruining my song with his beautiful voice!
用他美妙的声音毁了我的歌♥
Zorn, you are loved.
佐恩上帝爱你