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you got to cut off my head. You are a warrior
得把我的头砍下来 你是
for the Kingdom of Sanitation Solutions.
卫浴用品王国的战士
And the theater of war is mall bathrooms,
而你的战场 就是商场的厕所
restaurant chain bathrooms,
连锁饭店的厕所
convention center bathrooms. Airport bathrooms?
会展中心的厕所 机场的厕所
Duh, I think you're getting it. Dogs.
没错 我觉得你已经懂了 那里的狗
No. Right. Right, right, right.
不 好吧 好吧
Strong-arming clients, scrapping for your bonus,
套牢你的客户 为你的奖金不遗余力
suppressing reports that say our foam
打♥压♥那些关于我们的清洁剂
might be carcinogenic. These are the thrills of combat.
可能会致癌的传闻 这才是战斗的刺♥激♥所在
Okay, hold on. So now, you're saying
好了 打住 所以 你是在说
if I start doing well at my job,
如果我工作有好业绩
I'll have the, um, same satisfaction as, like,
就会有像灭了整个蟹人族
killing off an entire race of crab people?
一样的满足感吗
Exactly. That's exactly what I'm saying.
没错 我正是这个意思
Hey, there he is! The killer!
啊 他来了 杀手
The victor! Alangulon the Brutalizer!
胜利者 冷酷的阿伦古龙
I knew you had it in you, son.
我就知道你可以的 儿子
Come on, tell the story, Alangulon.
快点 说来听听 阿伦古龙
Dad, I've told it, like, a million times already.
老爸 我今天大概已经说过几百万遍了
All right, do you want to hear it again? Probably not.
好吗 你们还想再听一遍吗 应该不想吧
Yeah, 'cause it's an amazing story!
当然想 因为这是个非常精彩的故事
I, uh, I kicked a fat kid. You're welcome.
我 我踢了一个胖小子 不用谢
Well, fortunately for you, I've taken it upon myself
算你走运 我已经立志
to ensure that future
要让后辈人
generations will know the story of Alangulon,
都知道阿伦古龙的伟大事迹
Kicker of Fat Kids,
暴踢胖小子的人
Haver of Underneath his Effeminate Exterior!
在阴柔的外表下有着无情怒火的人
Boy that we're all very proud of.
天哪 这真令我们骄傲
Future Castrator of Craig! Oh, Zorn...
将来克雷格的阉♥割♥者 天 佐恩...
Oh, no.
哦 不
There was a lad named Alangulon
# 从前有个小伙叫阿伦古龙 #
Who grew up weak 'cause his dad was gone
# 他从小瘦弱 因为他父亲不在身旁 #
But now that his father is back, he's strong
# 但现在他的父亲回来了 他非常强壮 #
Who is this wonderful man?
# 这么优秀的人是谁 #
Zorn, Zorn, Zorn
# 佐恩 佐恩 佐恩 #
The greatest father in all the land
# 所有国度中最伟大的父亲 #
Zorn, Zorn, Zorn
# 佐恩 佐恩 佐恩 #
We sing the praises of Zorn
# 我们为佐恩唱响赞歌♥ #
Zor... Zorn, Zorn
# 佐... # # 佐恩 佐恩 #
Zorn, Zorn
# 佐恩 佐恩 #
We sing the praises of Zorn
# 我们为佐恩唱响赞歌♥ #
Zorn, Zorn... Stupid Craig!
# 佐恩 佐恩... # 愚蠢的克雷格
Ruining my song with his beautiful voice!
用他美妙的声音毁了我的歌♥
Zorn, you are loved.
佐恩 上帝爱你
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