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Silicon Valley S03E05

Part 4 Dec. 29, 2019, 7:30 p.m.

不然的话我会在明天中午发稿
Otherwise, I'm posting this at noon tomorrow, so...
别别别别听我说
No, no, no, no. Look. Look.
你要是想走先碾过我吧
If you want to leave, you're going to have to run me over!
这几间办公室真好
These offices were nice.
现在一切看起来都好荒芜
Now everything looks so bare.
是啊有种悲凉的脆弱感
Yeah. There is a certain sad vulnerability to it.
你见过裸尸吗
Have you ever seen a naked dead person?
没有没有
No. No. No.
好消息是我们卖♥♥这堆东西
Well, the good news is, we cleared almost...
赚了将近七万美元
$70,000 from selling all this stuff.
那也不够雇我们需要的程序员
That's not enough to afford all the coders we need.
我们至少需要一打
We need at least a dozen.
这下让他们在哪办公呢
Where would we even put them now?
走吧
Shall we?
等等我的硬盘呢
Wait. Where's my hard drive?
你的硬盘长什么样
What did it look like?
就是普通硬盘的样子啊
It just looked like a normal standard hard drive.
你确定不在你包里
You sure it was in your bag?
刚才还在我包里
Yeah, it was in my bag.
会不会滑出来了掉到了包旁边
Could it maybe have slid out and was next to your bag,
和要卖♥♥的硬盘混在一起了
which was next to all the hard drives we got rid of?
你把我的个人硬盘卖♥♥了
Did you sell my personal hard drive?
你不会碰巧把那个也删干净了吧
You didn't happen to wipe that one clean, too, did you?
-我的个人硬盘 -对
- My personal hard drive? - Yeah.
当然没有
No!
操
Fuck!
里面有我们的机密知识产权了
So it had our confidential IP on it?
对平台盒子全部工作
Yes. All the work we did on the platform, the box, everything.
不见了不一定就是丢了
Well, what's gone is not necessarily lost.
我们得找到它
Okay, we just need to find it.
我在学校垃圾桶里找到了我的牙套
I found my retainer in the school dumpster.
在欧扎克的民兵组织找到了我的生父
I found my biological father in a militia up in the Ozarks.
这应该不成问题
This should be no problem.
别担心迪尼希会找到的
Don't worry, Dinesh, we'll find it.
我是魔笛手
他不知道我们要搬走吗
Uh, does he not know we're moving out?
要告诉他吗
Should we tell him?
不用杰克预付了他全部工资而且
No. Jack paid him in full up front, and...
他看起来好平静
he seems so at peace.
那好吧
All right. All right.
我真是个白♥痴♥
I am such an idiot.
你没的选理查德
You've got no choice, Richard.
你得去找劳里告诉她事情的经过
You need to go in to Laurie and just tell her what happened.
什么劳里会在网上看到我说的那些话
What? It's bad enough she's going to find out
这已经够糟了
what I said after this piece posts online.
你还要我去找她当面告诉她
You want me to go in and tell her right to her face?
门都没有
No fucking way.
你能搞定的和她道歉
You could spin it. Tell her you're sorry.
我做到了我拿回了原来的职位
I had it. I had my old CEO job back,
但是我搞砸了
and I fucked it up.
魔笛手
我来开
I'll get it.
超级天使
"超级天使"豪华版
The Super Angel Premium Deluxe.
真身啊
In the flesh.
对我得开车去
Yeah, I had to drive to
圣马特奥才买♥♥到能自动翻带的
San Mateo to get one that has auto-reverse.
让你助理去不就行了
Why didn't you send your assistant?
她在打电♥话♥ 所以
She was on the phone, so...
好吧大头
Well, Big Head,
真正的勇者敢于承认错误
it takes a brave man to admit his mistakes,
既然你已经表示道歉
and with this token of apology,
你已正式改正了自己的错误
you've officially righted your wrong.
权当此事已解决了
Consider the matter resolved.
好
Cool.
按照传统冒犯者应与被冒犯者握手
Traditionally the offender shakes the offendee's hand,
你来握我的手
so you would come to me.
真是诚实的托马斯
That's an honest Thomas.
耶稣十二门徒之一常心存疑虑但为人诚实衷心
先生们莫妮卡在此处的灰烬之中
Gentlemen, Monica, from the ashes of whatever happens here
凤♥凰♥将涅磐重生名为巴♥赫♥头
will rise the Phoenix that shall be known as Bachmanity.
你的公♥司♥就叫这名字啊
That's what you're going to call your company?
对之前准备叫巴♥赫♥曼资本
Yeah, well, before it was going to be Bachman Capital.
因为我提供巴♥赫♥曼他提供资本
Because I provide the Bachman, and he provides the capital.
对但后来我们妥协了改叫巴♥赫♥头
Yeah, but then, we compromised, and made it Bachmanity,
取了他的巴♥赫♥曼
'cause it's Bachman from him,
和我的"头" 一人两个音节
and then the "Etti" from me. So it's two syllables each.
这家伙很热衷于计分请坐
Very much into keeping score, this one. Have a seat.
我去拿文件和我的万宝龙笔
I'll go fetch the documents and my Montblanc.
费了点周折我找到了买♥♥硬盘的女人
So, slight hiccup. I tracked down the woman who bought the drive,
但她不愿意再卖♥♥了
but she wasn't interested in selling it back.
显然她已经把硬盘给了她年迈的父亲
Apparently, she's already given it to her elderly father
而且已经约了极客军团下午去安装
and booked the Geek Squad to set it up for him this afternoon.
那我的硬盘怎么办
What about my drive?
我们所有的东西都在里面
All our stuff is on there.
应该没事她说他平时只用电脑
I think we're fine. She said he mostly uses the computer
下载旧船的图片
to download photos of old ships.
即使他想找我们的文件
I don't think he'll be able to find our files
估计都找不到
even if he wanted to.
希望如此但是
Well, I mean, hopefully. But still...
迪尼希说得对这么做太草率
Dinesh is right, this is sloppy.
那人住哪儿
Where does this guy live?
理查德抱歉
Oh shit, Richard, I'm sorry, man.
在这里和这里签首字母
Initial here and here.
没关系我活该是我自己的错
No. It's okay. I-- I deserve it. It's my own fault.
然后在这里签字
And you're going to want to sign here.
这事真是糟透了
Still man, that just really sucks.
我估计
You know, I bet-- I bet you
你希望自己能像盖文·贝尔森一样
wish you could just scrub the whole Internet,
把网上相关信息都删干净
like Gavin Belson does, right?
好奇怪
Whoa, weird.
我签的字每个看起来都完全不同
Every single one of my signatures looks totally different.
-等等什么 -你看
- Wait. What? - Yeah, look.
这个是手写体这个是印上去的然后我
This one's in cursive, this one's just printed, and then I,
刚刚签了个"大头"上去肯定不算数的
one I just wrote "Big Head," But that's not going to hold up.
不是不是
No, no, no.
你刚才说盖文·贝尔森把网上的信息删了
Did you just say Gavin Belson scrubbed the Internet?
是啊
Oh, yeah.
没错然后他们当着我的面说
Yeah, and then they told me to my face,
在'纽核力'被关闭之后
that after Nucleus was shut down,
盖文让高管下令叫他们删除'互利搜索'上
Gavin had one of his execs order them to scrub
所有关于'纽核力'的负面评论
all negative mentions of Nucleus off of Hooli Search.
很好具体是什么时候的事
Okay, when exactly did this happen?
不行不行其实吧
No, no. Actually, uh...
你说好了只要我能提供更猛的料
you told me that you would spike my story
你就叫停我的报道
if I give you something better.
这个更猛对吧
This is better, right?
千万倍的猛你的报道我不写了
Yeah. Light-years better, actually. Your story's spiked.
很好继续
Great, okay.
既然我们要从两个苹果里挑不那么烂的
As long as we're trading apples for comparable apples,
我这里倒是有一个新鲜多汁的红苹果
I've got a fresh and juicy that's ripe for the picking.
坎特维尔女士你想不想要一个
Ms. Cantwell, what say you to an exclusive
冉冉升起的未来金融巨擘的独家采访权
on the launch of a future financial behemoth?
我看还是专心写盖文的事吧
How about we just stick with Gavin?
盖文的报道换理查德的成交吗
Gavin for Richard? Deal?
成交
Done.
莫妮卡你非在这添什么乱
Monica, do you really need to be here?
-极客军团的 -电脑在那边
- Geek Squad. - The computer's right here.
你怎么没穿工作衬衫
You're not wearing the shirt.
洒了咖啡脏了
I spilled coffee on it.
我是个电脑呆子
I'm a nerd.
好了都修好了
All right. We're all set here.