版税（2020）

版税
第一季 第二集
我就打算开门见山问那个
I'm gonna come right out and ask the question
业界都想知道的问题吧
that is on the lips of everyone in this industry.
你们俩这些年躲哪儿去了
Where have you two been hiding?
没哪儿
Nowhere.
我们一直都在这里
We've been here this whole time.
你俩就像大脚怪
You two are like Bigfoot.
显然你们存在
You exist, obviously.
你们足迹遍布各地
Your tracks are everywhere.
证据非常充分
The evidence is overwhelming.
但你们没有被正确的人看到
But you have not been seen by the right people.
这就是我出场的地方
That's where I come in.
你要去找到大脚怪吗
You're gonna find Bigfoot?
皮尔斯 我想我已经找到了
Pierce, I think I already have.
但现在我们来谈谈你俩
But let's talk about you two right now.
《如此的美好》已经证明了
"Just That Good" proved it.
你们唯一缺乏的是 有人脉的经纪人
The only thing you lack is a manager with the connections
帮你们大红大紫
to make it happen for you.
看看我的手♥机♥ 快看
Look at my phone. Go on.
联♥系♥人
詹妮弗·安妮斯顿
我代理过业界最大牌的词曲作者
I have managed some of the industry's biggest writers.
巴拉克·奥巴马
米歇尔·奥巴马
柯南·奥布莱恩
埃里亚·派克 他差不多是
Elia Peck'? He's, like,
-我们这一代最优秀的词曲作家 -他是吗
- the songwriter of our generation. - Is he?
他才不是 我以前代理他
He's not; I used to manage him.
让我先屏蔽他
Let me just block that quick.
听着 各位
Listen, guys.
我本人很多疑 但我全身上下都相信
I'm a natural skeptic, but I believe with every fiber of my being
我眼前的正是我们这一代的最优词曲作家
that I am looking at the future songwriters of our generation.
我唯一需要知道的是
The only thing I need to know is:
我们什么时候开始工作
When can we get started?
肯德拉 这听起来棒极了
Kendra, this sounds amazing.
就我个人而言
I mean, I know, personally,
我很愿意让你做我们的经纪人
I would love to have you in our corner.
但问题是
But the-the thing is...
我们算是已经有一个
uh, we sort of already have a...
经纪人了
a manager.
我不敢相信你拒绝了肯德拉
I can't believe you said no to Kendra.
我不敢相信你竟然在考虑开除帕帕
Well, I can't believe you would even consider firing Papa.
他就像家人一样
He's like family.
是啊 但他不是家人
Yeah, but he's not family.
他在我们还是无名小卒的时候找到了我们
He picked us up when we were nobodies.
现在我们还是无名小卒
And we're still nobodies,
这都怪他
and that's his fault.
皮尔斯 这事关我们的未来
Pierce, this is about our future.
好吧 听着 我列了一个单子
Okay, look, I've made a list of all the reasons
写着肯德拉比帕帕更好的原因
Kendra is better than Papa.
别说"更好"
Don't say that word "Better."
就说"不同"
Just, uh, say "Different."
好 肯德拉的优势
Okay, strengths of Kendra.
一 她有一部她会用的手♥机♥
One, she has a phone that she knows how to use.
-帕帕也有手♥机♥ -但她会用手♥机♥
- Papa has a phone. - But she knows how to use.
二 你跟肯德拉讲话时不用担心
Two, you can have a conversation with Kendra
她突然无缘无故放声大哭
without it devolving into her crying for no reason.
你也不知道
Well, you don't know that.
我们只和肯德拉谈了一次话
We've only had one conversation with Kendra.
听着 肯德拉是那种衣冠楚楚
Look, Kendra's one of these sleek,
性感 老练的专业人士
sexy, sophisticated professionals
知道如何完成工作
that knows how to get things done.
-我刚才想讲什么来着 -对 她很棒 我知道
- Where was I going with...? - Yeah, she's great, I know.
不不 你知道她是什么人吗 吹嘘者
No! No! No, you know what she is? She's a name-dropper.
好吗 她只会说大话 但是帕帕
All right? She's all talk, whereas Papa
已经给我们找到了一份工作
actually has a gig lined up for us.
我们应该先去听听他想说的
So, what we should do is just hear what he has to say
先别急着做决定
before we make any rash decisions.
-我就惯着你吧 没问题 -谢谢
- I'll humor you, that's fine. - Thank you.
帕帕
Hi, Papa.
谁要来亲亲帕帕
Who's got kisses for Papa?
我们
We do.
皮尔斯 莎拉
Ah, Pierce. Ah, Sara.
你都出落成这么个大美人了
Oh, you've grown into such a beautiful young woman.
帕帕
Oh, Papa.
请别哭
Please don't cry.
帕帕 你说你给我们找了工作
Papa, you said that you had a job lined up for us.
你有工作了
You have a job?
那太好了
Oh, that's great.
我能分成多少钱
How many dollars am I gonna get?
不是 你在电♥话♥里
Oh, no, you said that you
说你给我们找了份作词作曲的工作
had a songwriting gig for us on the phone.
在电♥话♥里 对了
On the phone? Oh, yeah.
我不知道我的电♥话♥怎么了
I don't know what's wrong with it.
帕帕 你干了什么
Papa, What did you do?
我什么也没干
Well, I didn't do anything.
-它本来就是这样 -你给我们的工作是什么
- It was like that. - Well, what's the job that you have for us?
其实算不上工作 更像是帮我个忙
Well, it's less of a job than, uh, you'd be doing me a favor.
你知道我开床垫店的那个妹妹吗
You know my sister with the mattress store?
最近她的生意不好 然后我
Well, her business has not been too good lately, and I, uh,
答应她让你们俩写一首歌♥
promised her that you two would write a song
作为她新广♥告♥里的歌♥曲
that she could use as a brand-new commercial.
这很棒吧
Isn't that great?
歌♥曲会在电台里播放
The song will be seen on radio.
而且会对床垫店大有益处
And it'll be great for the mattress store.
那对我们的职业呢
And for our careers?
你们的职业怎么了
What about your careers?
一二 一二三
One, two, one, two, three...
*磨合吧 磨合吧*
*Break it in, break it in*
*过来吧 躺下吧*
*Come on down and take it in*
*磨合吧 磨合吧*
*Break it in, break it in*
*我希望你能喜欢吧*
*I hope that you can make it in.*
嗯 这个 这个感觉还不错
Yeah, I mean, that's-- that feels about right, that feels good.
干得好 各位
Great job, guys.
这肯定能拯救床垫店
I mean, this is really gonna save the mattress store.
是啊
Yeah.
这真是狗屁
This is absolute bullshit.
《如此的美好》给了我们一个成名的机会
"Just That Good" has given us an opportunity.
我们可以趁热打铁 乘胜追击
And we can either strike while the iron's hot and embrace success,
也可以继续给老人写无聊枯燥的短歌♥
or we can keep writing dinky-ass jingles for old people.
大脚怪
Bigfoot.
我就知道存在
Fucking knew it.
你们好啊
Oh, hi, guys.
我正好和朋友在附近
I was just in the neighborhood with a friend of mine.
你们见过德韦恩·D吗
Have you met Dwayne D?
见了鬼了
Holy shit.
对 没错 正是本大爷
Ha-ha, yeah, that's right, it's me.
燥起来吧
Get happy.
你们在写什么
What y'all working on now?
一首歌♥ 叫做《磨合》
It's a song called, uh, "Break It In."
是关于床垫的
It's-it's about a mattress.
就像给床垫开光
Like, like breaking in a mattress.
在上面狠狠地做♥爱♥
By fucking hard on it.
没错
Yeah.
不错不错 我喜欢
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that.
因为 我喜欢操得狠
'Cause, you know, I like to fuck hard.
没错 这正是这首歌♥的主旨
That's, no, that's exactly what the song is about.
最近有个谣言
There's been a little rumor going around that, um,
说德韦恩·D操得轻
Dwayne D fucks too gently.
-根本一派胡言 -你吗 不可能
- Which ain't true at all. - No. You? No.
我一直在顺蔓摸瓜 懂我意思吗
I've been trying to trace the bread crumbs, you know what I'm saying,
找到谣言的始作俑者
to find out who's spreading this rumor.
但等等