天才儿童

Outmatched S01E01

Part 4 April 5, 2020, 5:14 p.m.

No, no, that's not what I'm saying...
这是什么这才不是我的通知信
What is this? This is not my letter.
这是一首烂歌♥的歌♥词
This is lyrics for some lame song.
《打烊时刻》才不是烂歌♥
Hey. "Closing Time" Is not lame.
-过来过来站住... -所以你骗了我吗
- Come here, come here. Stop... - So you lied to me?
根本没有通知信
There's no letter?
我不知道世界上还有什么是真实的了
I- I don't know what's real anymore.
说得没错我们都生活在一个模拟环境里
Exactly. We're all in a simulation
或是能让我摆脱这一切的地方
or something that gets me out of this.
面对现实吧
Just face it.
我们都是笨蛋而这一切都是他们的错
We're both dumb and it's their fault.
他们用漏斗蛋糕破坏我们的脑细胞
They're destroying our brain cells with funnel cake.
我才不要去海滩游乐园
I am not going to the boardwalk.
我也不去我也不要去我也表去
Me, neither. Me, either. Me, either.
瞧你干了什么好事
Look what you did!
-给我回来 -不没关系
- Hey, come back! - No, it's fine.
随他们吧反正这主意本来就蠢透了
Let them go. This whole thing was a stupid idea anyway.
我要到楼下好好泡个悲伤的澡
I'm just gonna go downstairs and take a long, sad bath.
可是宝贝
Oh, babe.
楼下没有浴缸
W-We don't have a bathtub downstairs.
所以才悲伤啊
That's what makes it so sad.
我在学习
I'm learning!
我居然被两个爱去游乐园的傻子耍了
I can't believe I got outfoxed by two boardwalking simpletons.
给我放尊重点
Hey, show some respect.
你们之中有两人就是在游乐园怀上的
Two of you were conceived at the boardwalk.
我不会说出是谁
I am not gonna say which two.
一个在码头底下一个在电车后座
Under the pier, back of the tramcar.
-我们不想跟你说话 -我知道
- We're not talking to you. - Yeah, I- I know.
普林斯顿的事我们不该骗你
We shouldn't have lied to you about Princeton.
妮可也许你是对的
And, Nicole, maybe you're right.
或许我们早该告诉你你智商是多少
Maybe we should've told you your IQs a long time ago.
老实说我不知道
Honestly, I don't know.
没有多少书籍
There aren't many books written
是教人如何养育三个天才孩子的
about how to raise three genius kids.
好吧其实有的
Well, a-actually there are.
只是那些书都好厚哦
They're just super long.
我和妈妈只能硬着头皮上尽我们所能
All your mom and I can do is wing it and try our best.
我们牺牲了时间金钱
We sacrifice our time, our money,
还有墙壁
our walls...
让你们利用一切机会充分发挥天赋
to give you guys every chance to make the most of your gifts.
今天妈妈想要的回报不过是四小时
And today, all Mom wanted in return was four hours.
我还以为你们足够懂事愿意满足她
And I actually thought you guys were mature enough to do it.
看来并非如此
I guess not.
虽然你们智商很高
You know, for as smart as you guys are,
但其实你们只是一群笨蛋
you're just a bunch of dummies.
他是不是生气了
Is he mad?
感觉他是生气了但他没吼我们
It feels like he's mad, but he didn't yell.
这不合理
It doesn't make sense.
不过是去海滩而已有什么大不了
It's just the beach. What's the big deal?
我猜妈妈只是想换换样
I guess Mom just wanted to do something
做些她喜欢的事因为今天是她生日
she likes for a change, since it's her birthday.
-什么 -今天是妈妈的生日吗
- What? - It's Mom's birthday?
她生日不是三月吗
I- I thought it was in March.
还是十月
Or October?
我都不知道妈妈有生日
I didn't even know Mom had a birthday.
她每年都有一次生日的
She has one every year.
天上的星星其实跟我们没两样
Stars, they're just like us.
我们怎么能不记得她的生日
How could we not remember this?
我们太以自我为中心了
We're so self-obsessed we can't even reremember
连妈妈的生日都忘记
our own mother's birthday.
除了蕾拉
Except for Leila.
我是"拱人阶级"嘛
I'm a proto lariat.
我们该怎么办
So, what do we do now?
我本来真以为今天会很开心的
You know, I actually thought today was going to be fun.
要不我们以后再找机会试试
Maybe we'll try again at some point.
你觉得十年后海滩游乐园还在不在
Think the boardwalk will still be there in ten years?
如果布莱恩的气候变化模型正确就不在了
Not if Brian's climate change models are right.
但这个也许能让你开心点
But this might make you feel better.
你看我把谁修好啦
Look who I got working again.
我勒个大操
Holy hell!
我失去了我唯一懂得的儿子
I lost the only son I ever understood.
妈妈
Mommy!
马科本来站在椅子上写歌♥剧
Marc was standing on the chair writing his Oprah
结果他摔下来了现在在大叫
and then he fell and is screaming a lot.
我们能换个新兄弟吗
Can we get a new brother?
防水布去哪里了
What happened to the tarp?
这是歌♥剧吗还挺好听的嘛
This is opera? It's not so bad.
海滩游乐园
大西洋城
这是怎么回事
What is all this?
我们知道自己搞砸了来不及去海滩游乐园
We know we screwed up and missed the chance to go to the boardwalk,
所以我们就把游乐园带来了
so we brought the boardwalk here.
我们还点了漏斗蛋糕
And we ordered funnel cakes.
幸运的是我已经装上了试验用到的紫外灯
Luckily, I already had the UV lights for my experiment,
所以我们在这里被照射致癌的程度
so we're getting the same amount of cancer we'd get
跟在室外一样
from being outside.
很抱歉我们今天态度这么恶劣
We're sorry about the way we acted today.
-生日快乐妈妈 -我们爱你
- Happy birthday, Mom. - We love you.
生日快乐
Happy birthday!
谢谢你们这太有爱了
Thank you, this is so sweet.
这太诡异了
This is so bizarre.
他们为什么认为今天是我生日
Why do they think it's my birthday?
爸爸叫我告诉他们的
Daddy told me to tell them.
这叫智取
It's called a scheme.
你居然骗过了那些高智商孩子
You outsmarted the smart ones.
笨蛋组得一分
Score one for the dummies.
没错我利用了他们的愧疚
Yep. I used guilt.
这叫霸凌他们的内心
It's bullying from the heart.
但我没料到他们会做这些
But I did not expect them to do all this.
我好喜欢
Well, I love it.
但我不知道到我真正生日那天
I just don't know how you're gonna top this
你如何才能超越这次
for my real birthday.
不你的生日以后都改为今天了
Oh, no, this is your birthday now.
-谁啊 -不知道
- Who is that? - No clue.
同一个号♥码连续打来好几小时了
It's been the same number calling for hours.
八成是垃圾电♥话♥ 我关机好了
It's probably spam. I am just gonna turn it off.
好到我了
Okay, my turn!
你好我是麦克请留言
Hey, it's Mike. Leave a message.
你好呀男博士博士
Hi! Dr Doctorman.
又是我斯图
This is Stu, again.
我已经在物理大楼外面站了好几小时了
I've been outside of the physics building for a few hours.
门锁了
It's locked.
但和你通上话之前我是不会离开的
But I won't move until I hear from you.