成功镇凶案（2015）

Well, she's dead.
安详的 - 行了 Brian
Tranquil. - All right, Brian.
在进行下一项之前 先检查一下她的手提包
Before we go any further, check her handbag.
好的
OK. Well,
两张传♥单♥
two leaflets.
一张 真实的麦当娜教堂的服务订单
An Order of Service from the Church of the Actual Madonna.
还有什么呢
And what do we have here?
贤者自谦 恶者魅善
"Virtue has a veil. Vice a mask."
越来越破朔迷离了 局中局
This goes deeper than I thought, riddle upon riddle.
谜中谜
Enigma upon enigma.
不可思议
It's amazing.
并没有好不可思议的吧
It's not amazing, is it...?
对 确实 他嘛 什么事对他来说都不可思议
Yeah, it's not really... He...everything's amazing to him.
如果你不介意 Coxy
If you don't mind, Coxy,
我就先离开 让你和你的怪腔怪调和你的死尸独处了
I'll leave you alone with your weirdness and your dead body.
回头见 老朋友
I'll see you soon, old friend.
回见 - 拜拜
See you soon. - See ya.
拜拜
Bye.
这是一个棘手的案子
This was a tough case.
就像一个落寞的游乐场 选项不多
Like a rundown fairground, there wasn't much to go on.
我们只能依据唯一的线索
We went with our only solid clue
前往真实的麦当娜教堂 与Gary Barlow牧师谈谈
and headed to the Church of the Actual Madonna to talk to Reverend Gary Barlow.
嗯 - 您好 殿下
Ah. - Well, hello, your highness.
我是Sleet探长 凶案成功小队
I'm DI Sleet, Murder Successful Squad.
这是我的新搭档 Grey James警探
This is my new partner, PC Greg James.
关于凶案我们有一些问题 介意我们
We've got some questions about a murder. Mind if we...
坐下来聊吗 - 当然不介意
take a seat? - Of course, yes.
你们想来杯茶吗
Would you like a cup of tea, perhaps?
哦 那真是再好不过了
Oh, that would be very nice.
好的 麻烦了
Yes, please.
给你 Greg - 谢谢
Here we are, Greg. - Thank you.
全称是
Short for?
Gregory - 好的 那开始吧
Gregory. - Yes. Here we go.
我一直不知道你名字是Gregory的简称 - 是的
I never knew that it was short for Gregory. - Yeah.
或许您愿意来做餐前祷告 Sleet探长
Perhaps you'd care to say grace, Detective Sleet.
我得坦白 我不是天主教♥徒♥
I'm sad to confess that I'm no Catholic.
我崇拜一条名叫Hebra的三头蛇
I worship a three-armed serpent by the name of Hebra.
这是一个狂暴又复杂的宗教 它要求我
It's an angry and complicated religion
割掉一半包皮 并且在镇上到处踢鸽子
to be partially circumcised and go around town kicking pigeons.
是的 我听说过
Yes, I have heard of it.
好吧 如果Greg不介意 你可以餐前祷告一下
Well, perhaps if Greg doesn't mind, you could say grace.
我们这吃什么都得祷告 连喝杯茶也得祷
We say it over everything here, even cups of tea.
Barlow 我们有更重要的事要聊
Barlow, we've got more important things to talk about,
比如那些吉米道格饼干
like those Jammie Dodgers.
我有机会一亲那些小甜点的芳泽吗
Any chance of me getting in on that sweet action?
恐怕没有 探长
I'm afraid not, Detective.
那些饼干放在那里如同一个警告
Those Jammie Dodgers are there as a warning,
警示我再也不要像以往那样贪食 导致过度肥胖
a warning for me to never return to my gluttonous, fatty past.
回头看1996年 我吃了太多这种饼干
Back in 1996, I ate a lot of those dodgers.
它们对我施了咒语
They cast a spell over me.
"快吃我Gary 快吃我"
"Eat me, Gary", they said. "Eat me!"
"快吃我Gary"
"Eat me, Gary! "
"把我扔进你的嘴里 用力咀嚼我"
"Shove me in your mouth. Chomp!"
"把我吞下去"
"Swallow me down!"
但是我战胜了它们
But I beat them.
现在 我把它们放在那里仅仅是为了提醒我
Now, I keep them there as just a reminder
不要再像以前那样当个死胖子
to never become a fatty bastard again.
哦 我在想唱几首颂歌♥ 活跃下气氛
Oh, I'm thinking of jazzing up a couple of the hymns.
你们容许我说说看吗
Would you indulge me?
当然可以 - 我有一个超棒的主意
Absolutely. - I've got a smashing idea
我改编了当代歌♥曲<万物有灵且美好>
for a contemporary reworking of All Things Bright And Beautiful.
你知道这歌♥吗 Greg - 我知道
Do you know it, Greg? - I do know it.
你确定 - 我知道第一部分
You do know it? - I know the first bit, yeah.
好的 这就足够了 我们开始吧
OK. All right, well, that's all we need. Let's give it a go then.
*万物有灵且*
*All things bright and...*
再高点 这版音调很高
Bit higher. It's a very high version, if you could.
能帮我起个调吗
Can you give me the note.
"万" 但是要比这还高一点
All... but a lot higher than that.
万 - 万
All. - All.
万 - 再高点
All. - Little bit higher.
万 - 再高点点
All. - Little bit higher.
万
All.
*万物有灵且美*
*All things bright and beau...*
低下来
Lower.
*好 生灵皆善且幼小*
*Tiful, all creatures great and small.*
很棒 现在 我们再试着更加
Very good, now could we try it a little bit more...
我估计你们叫做 都市曲风
I suppose you'd say, urban.
我并不很懂都市曲风
I'm not very urban.
那你试过丛林风吗
Could you try jungle?
试试看吧 - 我听说很复杂
Try a jungle one. - I've heard it's massive.
我居然想听听看 怪了
I'd actually like to hear that, weirdly.
*万物有灵且美好*
*All things bright and beautiful.*
节奏再强劲些
Bit edgier.
*生灵皆善且幼小*
*All creatures great and small.*
哦 太棒了 你能再添加点牙买♥♥加腔吗
Oh, very nice. Could you go more Jamaican?
*万物聪慧且美妙 皆由伟大的耶稣造就*
*All things wise and won-der-ful The Lord God made them all.*
棒棒哒
Very good.
好吧 我来这儿不是为了听演唱会 Barlow
Well, I didn't come here for recitals, Barlow,
我来这里是调查案情的
I came here to ask some questions.
Reese Witherspoon被谋杀了
Reese Witherspoon's been murdered
我们在她包里发现了这个
and this was found in her possession.
Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon.
噢 那个可怜的姑娘
Oh, that poor girl.
她嗜赌成瘾 你知道吗
She was a gambling addict, you know that?
已经有好几年了
Been going on for years.
她生前债务缠身
She was up to her ears in debt.
妈的 我讨厌赌博 非常讨厌赌博
Damn it to hell, I hate gambling, I hate it so.
我比你更讨厌赌博 Sleet
Not as much as I hate it, Sleet.
我打赌我比你更讨厌
I bet I hate it more.
问一下传♥单♥的事情 小子
Ask about the flyer, boy.
我们发现这张传♥单♥在
We found this flyer in...
额 说话的态度强硬一些
Ah, say it in a more...tough way.
我们在Reese的包里发现了这张传♥单♥
We found this flyer, in Reese's handbag.
关于这张传♥单♥你知道些什么
What do you know about it?
让我看一下
Let's have a look.
不 不行 - 好吧
No, no. - OK.
额 我
Well, I...
贤者自谦
"Virtue has a veil."
噢 看起来好阴暗的话语
Ooh, it looks very grim stuff to me.
我之前从没有见到过这种传♥单♥
Well, I haven't seen that flyer before, especially
但是一个月前有一个人来教堂忏悔
but, there was a fellow who came in to confession about a month ago.
他后悔成为某种邪教的一员
He confessed to being part of some kind of a cult.
他的语速很快 对话内容我记不全了
I don't remember everything he said, he was talking very fast.
他相当的激动
He was rather het up.
但是他说这个邪教准备清除
But he said that this cult is trying to wipe out
成功镇上所有的邪恶
all vices in Successville.
如果清除了成功镇上所有的台钳(vice的多义)
If you wipe out all vices from Successville,
人们还怎么把东西固定在工作台上
how are people going to hold things steady on work benches?
不 是邪恶 比如说通奸 酗酒 赌博等等
No, vices, as in fornication, drinking, gambling.
这倒是说得通 记下来 小子
That actually makes more sense. Make a note of that, boy.
我必须得走了
Anyway, I better be off.
忏悔马上开始了 如果我不按时过去
Confessions are starting in a minute and if I don't get in there,
他们会把忏悔室室弄得一团糟的 一群脏鬼
they'll muck up that booth, the dirty bastards.
喔 谢谢你 殿下
Whoa! Thank you, your highness.
与你交谈令我受益匪浅
It's been educational and religious.
谢谢你 很高兴见到你
Thank you. Lovely to see you.
祝你早日破案
Best of luck with the case.
希望你早日抓到这个杀人恶魔
I hope you get whoever's done this terrible, terrible thing
也谢谢你的丛林风音乐 令我感受颇深
and thanks for the jungle, it was very enlightening.
再见 伙计们
See you in a bit, Jeez. Bye, guys.
我已经给Greg展示过我是如何应对死者和嫌犯了