丛林中的莫扎特（2014）

Mozart in the Jungle S02E05

Part 1 May 12, 2021, 11:32 a.m.

丛林中的莫扎特
第二季第五集
米歇尔这次旅行会很棒的
It's going to be a great trip, Michel, you'll see.
会改变你一生的
It's gonna be life-changing.
我不敢信你这么老练的人
I can't believe a man of your sophistication
我不敢信你这么老练的人
I can't believe a man of your sophistication
居然从没出过美国
has never been outside of the United States.
你大爷的
Fuck you, man.
我十一岁时去过加拿大
I've been to Canada once when I was 11.
但我们墨西哥的文化底蕴更深厚你懂不
Oh, man, no, but ours is a very deep culture, you know?
来自世界各地的原住民
It's full of, you know, this mix of indigenous people
都混住在一起
from all over the world just put together, you know?
你和拉丁裔女性谈过恋爱吗
Just... you've been with a Latin American woman ever?
-没就去过加拿大 -你会长见识的
- No, just the trip to Canada. - Oh, man, you'll see.
她们会喜欢你的你也会喜欢她们的
They'll... you'll love it, and they'll love you,
因为你是个大块头
yeah, because you're a big piece of meat.
她们会把你生吞
They'll devour you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我对这整个浪子回头的戏码
Oh, man, I'm a bit nervous with this whole
还有些紧张
kind of "prodigal son returns" scenario, you know?
这是个不好的预兆
It's a bit ominous.
万一我杀了我爸或者睡了我妈呢
What if I kill my father or sleep with my mother?
-不好意思 Mr. Marusa -咋了
- I'm sorry, Mr. Marusa? - Yeah.
您的护照已经过期了
Your passport's expired.
-大♥师♥ 不好了 -咋了
- Oh, no. Maestro? - What?
我不敢相信这是真的
I can't believe this is actually happening.
我们将在很多很酷的地方演奏
We get to play in all these cool places,
去参观宏伟的博物馆去购物
go to these amazing museums, go shopping,
还有叫客房♥服务送吃的
and, like, eat room service.
我记得我第一次出国表演有多兴奋
I remember how excited I was the first time.
现在就觉得没什么就是混迹于机场和迷你酒吧
Now it's just, like, one big blur of airports and minibars.
-Hailey -迷你酒吧很好啊
- Hailey? - But minibars are cool.
Hailey 谢天谢地
Hailey? Oh, thank God.
我搞砸了需要你的帮助
Oh, I fucked up, and I need your help.
我的护照过期了
My passport expired,
你需要去照顾Rodrigo
and you need to take care of Rodrigo.
不行我现在是乐团的成员
No, no, I'm an actual member of the orchestra now.
-所以我没法帮你 -别别别
- So I can't do that. - No, no, no.
他所有的路线还有别的都安排好了
All his whole itinerary and everything is all laid out.
你只要确保他喝足水
Just make sure he stays hydrated
擦够防晒霜因为他担心他的...
and that he uses lots of sun block 'cause he's worried his...
不不不这没门
No, no, no, this isn't happening.
我需要时间练习而且我是一个
I need time to practice, and plus I am a young woman
第一次出国的单身女性
who is single going on tour for the first time.
我应该把酒店房♥间搞得乱糟糟
I should be trashing hotel rooms
然后睡几个拉丁裔帅哥
and, like, sleeping with hot Latin dudes.
Rodrigo就是拉丁裔
Rodrigo is a Latin dude.
再说他只信任你
Plus, you're the only one he trusts.
感谢
Thank you.
(BGM: Arturo Marquez - Danzon No.2)
欢迎来到波哥大
Rodrigo 你旅途顺利吗
How was your trip, Rodrigo?
很好只是飞过亚马逊河时遇到些湍流
Some turbulences over the Amazon, but it was great.
你觉得梅西怎么样
What do you think of Messi?
我觉得他是中场谨慎版的帕格尼尼
I think he's the discreet Paganini of the midfield.
尼可罗·帕格尼尼(Niccolò Paganini) 意大利小提琴演奏家、作曲家
我觉得他是中场谨慎版的帕格尼尼
I think he's the discreet Paganini of the midfield.
各位旅客请注意
Attention, passengers,
我们很快将在墨西哥城落地
we'll be landing shortly in Mexico City.
祝愿来旅游的乘客们玩的开心
For those of you visiting, have a wonderful stay.
其他旅客欢迎回家
For everyone else, bienvenido a casa.
-这是你的房♥卡 -非常感谢
- And here's your key. - Thank you very much.
各位请过来领走自己的文件夹
Okay, folks, come get your packets here.
只搭乘酒店安排的粉红色出租车
Only take pink-colored taxis organized by the hotel,
和在其他国家一样只喝瓶装水
and as in other countries, stick to bottled water.
哦有人需要换尿布了
Oh, looks like someone needs a diaper change.
我打算在泳池旁边喝杯玛格丽特
I'm planning on a margarita by the pool
你要一起吗
if you want to join me.
我要给我女儿们买♥♥点礼物
You know, I'm gonna go get some presents for the girls.
我准备去问问酒店招待员该去哪
I'm gonna ask the concierge where I should go.
玩的愉快
Have fun.
那不是大♥师♥么
There's our guy.
针对这次重要的音乐会
What would you tell your orchestra musicians
你会对乐团乐手说些什么呢
about this important concert?
我已经告诉他们很多次
I've told them a lot of things-
但我只会说一句
but I'll just tell them just one.
-我能对着镜头说吗 -请便
-Can I talk to the camera? -Please.
我告诉他们用生命去演奏
I'd tell them to play with the blood.
就这么多
That's it.
非常感谢
Thanks a lot.
他说啥了
What did he say?
他说我们最好别搞砸
He said we better not fuck up.
你到底站在哪一边
What side are you on?
该死的
God damn it!
其他报纸都在写好的一面
All the other papers are writing great things.
你为什么因为一篇烂文章而困扰
Why are you obsessing over one shitty article?
因为我还活着海莱
Because I'm alive, "Hai Lai."
因为我是个人好吗
Because I'm a human being, okay?
你从Rivera大♥师♥那里得到什么回复吗
Have you heard anything from Maestro Rivera?
记住他被安排坐在特殊包厢里
Remember, he is to be seated at the special box.
我知道你都说了五遍
I know. You told me five times.
-我在准备 -好
- I'm on it. - Good, good, good, good, good.
Rivera是我的导师是我父亲般的人物
Maestro Rivera, he's my... my mentor, my father figure,
还是我的老师
my... my teacher.
我意思是我不...他必须在那
I mean, I don't... he has to be there.
快看这是我们将要表演的地方
Look, look, that's where we're gonna be playing.
就在那你看见了吗
Over there, you see?
那是艺术宫还有啥
That's Bellas Artes. What else?
我还在安排座位图
I'm still working on the seating chart
在等你母亲那边的
and waiting to hear back from all your cousins
所有表亲们的回复
on your mother's side.
我们来这的几天
And also, um, did you look into getting an assistant
你有没有找助手
for while we're down here?
海莱我没时间啊
"Hai Lai," I don't... I don't have time.
这次音乐会很重要的
I mean, it's... this concert means everything, okay?
必须要完美
It has to be perfect.
我懂我也想要完美
I know, and I want it to be perfect.
这就是为什么我需要时间来练习
That's why I need time to practice.
你知不知道Andrew Walsh每天早上
Did you know that Andrew Walsh gets up every morning
四点半就起来练习
at 4:30 A.M. and practices?
Andrew Walsh？
Andrew Walsh?
你说的好像...你怎么知道的
You're talking to me about... how do you know that?
我在一篇采访上看的
I read it in an interview.
天哪快看那是Bob和Dee Dee
Oh, my God, look, it's Bob and Dee Dee.
大♥师♥ 你好啊
Yo, hola, Maestro.
嘿 Dee Dee Bob你们好吗
Hey, Dee Dee, Bob the Union, what's up?
Dee Dee 看来你是吃当地美食的行家
I'm so glad, Dee Dee, that you're a connoisseur
我真欣慰
of the local specialties.
棒极了 Bob你买♥♥啥好吃的
That's so good. And what about you, Bob?
我都买♥♥好了
I'm all set.
不是吧你太伤我心了
No, come on, no, no. You're breaking my heart.
-为啥 -Bob别买♥♥那个
- Why? - No, Bob, no.
我能要两个猪肉丝玉米卷吗
Can I get two carnitas tacos, please?
你要来点吗
Do you want some?
呃我就算了
Um, no, I'll pass.
好棒谢谢
Good. Thanks a lot.
-那是啥 -这是个秘密
- What is that? - It's a mystery.
这也是为什么尝起来这么好吃
That's why it tastes so good, you know?
海莱嘿
Whoa, "Hai Lai," hey!
海莱美国改变了我的胃口
Hey, the United States took away my stomach, "Hai Lai."
稍等一下喝点水
Hang on just one second. Drink some water.
你会好起来的
You'll feel better. You'll feel better.
不我此生再也不吃
No, I'm never gonna eat...
路边摊的神秘玉米饼了