哈哈大校（2013）

Oh, that's a shame. I've asked him to keep an eye on my beers.
真遗憾 我叫他帮忙照看我的啤酒
Can I have one?
我能来一听吗
Cos I've only got 200, so I'd rather you didn't.
我只有200听 所以最好还是不要
Sarah, anything catch your eye on "Le menu"?
"菜单"上有什么想吃的吗
Well, there's so much I'd like to try.
有很多我都想试一试
Chicken nuggets, Hombre.
炸鸡块 小哥
Ladies first.
女士优先
Je voudrais le coq au vin.
我想要红葡萄酒烩鸡
Cock in a van. - Filthy!
房♥车里的老二 真淫♥荡♥啊
Merci, garcon.
谢谢 小哥
Got any crisps?
有薯片吗
Oui. I'll have ready salted. Two packs.
有 我要咸味的 两份
Je m'appelle Monsieur Church.
我是Church先生
J'habite en Angleterre.
我来自英国
Je voudrais les moules marinieres.
我要白葡萄酒贻贝
Moules marinieres! Very French.
白葡萄酒贻贝 非常法式啊
Well, wherever I go in the world, I like to try something new.
不管我去什么地方 我都喜欢尝试新的东西
Earlier this year, I was passing through Eccles
今年早些时候 我路过埃克斯的时候
and sampled an Eccles cake. All right, Thomas Cook!
还尝了块埃克斯蛋糕 够了 Thomas Cook
Right. I'm, um, gonna check up on the kids,
好了 我去看看学生们
make sure they're all...settled in.
确保他们都安顿下来了
That's very good of you, Trevor. That's what I'm here for, babes.
你真好 Trevor 这就是我来这的原因 宝贝
Er, keep my nuggets warm.
别让我的"鸡蛋球"凉了
'When you look up into the night sky,
当你抬头看着夜晚的星空
you don't just see stars. Those tiny...'
你看到的不仅仅是星星 那些小小的
...Mark out the passage of time
记录着斗转星移的
over billions or even trillions of years.'
数十亿或者数万亿年时光
Four quid a tin or two for a tenner.
4磅一听10磅俩
Don't do euros.
不收欧元
Are they all in bed? Sound asleep.
他们都上♥床♥了吗 睡死了都
Appreciez-vous vos moules marinieres?
你的白葡萄酒贻贝味道不错吧
Oui.
不错
Ah, bon!
那就好
Oh. Excuse me, I... need to use the toilet.
不好意思 我得用下厕所
En francais! There isn't time.
用法语说 没时间了
Can one of you pop on the coach and get me some more beers?
你们谁能去车上再帮我拿点啤酒
I think you've had enough.
你喝的够多了
So, what we doing tonight, babes?
我们今晚做什么 宝贝
Check out the clubs? See what Dieppe has to offer?
去夜店看看 看迪耶普有什么好地方吗
Well, it's a big day tomorrow - the port, the square,
明天事儿很多啊 海港 广场
the other port,
另外一个海港
if there's time, the square again.
如果还有时间 再去一遍广场
I think I'm just gonna have an early night.
我想早睡
Gotcha.
懂了
Sir! We need more beer! They're not drinking, are they?
老师 再来点啤酒吧 他们不是在喝酒吧
No. I'll sort it out! Out!
没有 我来解决 出去
Oh, dear, Gareth.
天哪 Gareth
Gareth.
Gareth
Who is it? Everything all right?
谁啊 都还好吗
I think we need to get him up to bed. Where's Gunn?
咱们需要把他弄上♥床♥ Gunn去哪了
He's upstairs, sorting the kids.
他去楼上看孩子们了
Oh, then, let's quickly get him upstairs
好吧 那咱们麻利的把他弄到楼上去
and then we can go straight to bed.
然后咱们直接上♥床♥
Separate beds.
各自的床
Come on.
来吧
Is he drunk, Miss? No, no, he's just jetlagged.
他喝多了吗 老师 没有 没有 倒时差
Well, we can't leave him like this.
我们不能这样就走了
No? No! Of course not.
不能么 不能 当然不行
He can't sleep like that.
他不能就这么睡了
You'll have to at least put him into his pyjamas.
你至少得帮他把睡衣穿上
Me? Yes, you.
我 是的 你
Mr Barber, it's Mr Church, deputy head of science.
Barber老师 我是Church老师 科学部副主任
I'm just trying get you into your pyjamas.
我帮你穿睡衣
It won't come off. Well, just get the trousers off.
脱不下来 那就把裤子脱下来
In case you're wondering what I'm doing,
以防你乱想我在做什么
I'm just unbuckling his belt.
我在解他的腰带
I think the...
那个
underpants have come down with the trousers.
内♥裤♥和裤子一起脱下来了
Oh, yes.
哦 是啊
I think the underpants are too high.
内♥裤♥提太高了
Should I, er...? Just split the difference.
我该 折中一下吧
Well...sleep well!
睡个好觉
Night, Gareth! See you in the morning - bright and early.
晚安 Gareth 明早见 一大清早
Well, I'd best be off to bed.
我该上♥床♥了
Yes.
是的
Bon nuit!
晚安
Bon nuit.
晚安
Where will you sleep now?
那你睡哪
Oh, I...hadn't thought of that. You can't sleep in there.
我还没想这个事 你不能在那睡了
Oh, no, no, no, I can't. I definitely can't.
不 不 不 不能 当然不能
Well, you could always sleep in my room.
你可以在我房♥间睡
That's very kind of you. Where would you sleep?
谢谢你的好意 那你睡哪
I would be in there too.
我也在我房♥间睡
Oh, no, no, no, I, I couldn't possibly impose, no.
不 不 不 我不能强迫你
I'll just lay down here.
我就躺这算了
That wouldn't be very comfortable. I can manage.
不会舒服的 我能承受
Well, quite draughty. Oh, I don't mind draughts.
倒是挺通风 我不介意气流(国际跳棋)
All right then, good night.
那好吧 晚安
I worry it's a potential fire hazard.
我担心会有火灾隐患
Come on, then.
那就来吧
Was that you?
是你吗
I didn't hear a thing.
我什么也没听见
Probably the plumbing.
可能是水管
Well, this is my bed. Klebb would have slept there.
我睡这张床 本来Klebb会睡那张床
They're very close. It would have been fine.
这两张床很近啊 没关系啊
She is a lesbian. Well, just because she's a lesbian,
她是女同 她是女同
it doesn't mean she finds me attractive.
不意味着她觉得我很吸引人
I think all lesbians would find you attractive.
我觉得所有女同都会觉得你很吸引人
I think you'd be right up their alley. Oh. Thank you.
她们肯定愿意让你直捣"通路"啊 谢谢
No, thank you.
不 谢谢你
So how do you want to do this?
你想怎么睡
Will there be talking or go straight to bed, or...?
你想说说话 还是 直接上♥床♥ 还是
Oh, well, I'm quite tired so I'll probably go straight to bed.
我挺累的 直接上♥床♥吧
Yeah. I'll probably just
是啊 我可能
give my underarms a once-over with a flannel
等我用法兰绒巾擦下腋下
and then I'll join you. Well, not join you.
就来加入你 不是加入你
I'll lie down on my bed, there.
我就躺在我的床上 那边
Would you like to use my toothbrush?
你要用我的牙刷吗
I would very much, yes. OK, then.
如果可以真是太好了 那好
But it's not hygienic, so, best not.
但是不卫生 所以 还是别了
Right. Well, I will just do mine, then.
好的 那我就刷牙了
Do you mind holding on for a moment?
你能稍微等一下吗
I just need to use your toilet. It's a matter of some urgency.
我需要用一下你的厕所 紧急情况
You might want to pop the radio on.
你最好还是打开收音机吧
Should've had the nuggets.
你应该吃鸡块
What are you doing here?
你在这干嘛
Seducting Postern. What're you doing here?
勾引Postern 你在这干嘛
I'm just using her toilet.
用她的卫生间
She...
她
She asked me to share her...
她请我分享她的
Oh, crack a window, mate!
开个窗户啊 哥们
You've got to leave. Now.
你必须得走 现在
I'm not going anywhere. Oh, yes, you are!
我哪也不去 不 你得走
If Sarah finds you in here, she's going to be furious with you.
如果Sarah发现你在这 她会和你生气的
Is everything all right in there? I can hear voices.
里面情况还好吗 我听到有声响
Yes, it's fine, thank you. Everything's under control.
是的 很好 谢谢 一切都在掌控之中
Oh, that is rank!
臭死了
I don't know what's going on in here,
我不知道这是什么情况
but you need to get out of my bath.
但你马上从我浴缸里滚出来
And you...
而你