好莱坞骑士（1980）

You put these balls in between your fingers, and you make a magic... Oh! Oh!
我很抱歉。没关系。
I'm sorry. That's all right.
我去拿。他们在这下面的某个地方。
I'll get them. They're down here somewhere.
哦，非常感谢。
Oh, thank you very much.
弗里德曼夫人，这些是什么?
Mrs. Friedman, what are these?
这些是你的吗，弗里德曼夫人?是的，这是我丈夫的裤子，我要把它们拿到洗衣店去洗。
Are these yours, Mrs. Friedman? Yes, they're my husband's pants, and I'm taking them to the cleaners.
幸运的是，我能感觉到口袋里有钱包和钥匙。
Then it's a lucky thing I dropped by because I can feel a wallet and keys in the pocket.
达力，请把裤子放下。是的,女士。
Dudley, put the pants down, please. Yes, ma'am.
是我做的吗?我很抱歉!
Did I do that? I'm sorry!
达力，请离开!
Dudley, please leave!
请离开!谢谢你！
Please just leave! Thank you!
喇叭卡住了。耶稣!
The horn is stuck. Jesus!
狗♥娘♥养♥的。
The little son of a bitch.
不好意思，女士们，你们听说那个有五只鸡鸡的家伙了吗?
Excuse me, ladies, did you hear about the guy with the five penises?
他的裤子非常合身。
His pants fit like a glove.
哦，你这个垃圾。恶心。
Oh, you piece of trash. Disgusting.
大笑话。大笑话。
Great joke. Great joke.
老兄，把那首歌♥开大点声。那是我最喜欢的歌♥。
Turn that song up, man. That's my favorite song.
等一下，伙计，等一下。
Wait a minute, man, wait a minute.
我要你们看着我，好吗?我看起来像谁?
I want you guys to look at me, all right? Who do I look like?
我不知道。
I have no idea.
是吗?看着我，好吗?
Yeah? Look at me, all right?
我沮丧。我看起来像谁?
I'm depressed. Who do I look like?
你长得就像那个洗车行的混♥蛋♥。
You look like that asshole at the car wash.
你为什么不咬我的小♥弟♥弟♥?我看起来像詹姆斯·迪恩。我不?
Why don't you bite my weenie, man? I look like James Dean. Don't I?
嘿，我要尿尿，好吗?
Hey, I gotta take a leak, okay?
嘿，离车远点，小屁孩。
Hey, aim away from the car, weenie.
我谨代表我的父母，感谢比弗利山居民协会慷慨地授予我……
On behalf of my mother and my father, I'd like to thank the Beverly Hills residents' association for their generous award honoring my...
帮帮我!帮帮我!帮帮我!
Help me! Help me! Help me!
放松。是我，是newbomb。没关系。一切都是极好的。
Relax. It's me, it's newbomb. It's okay. Everything's copasetic.
请把我的河豚给我好吗?把他的羽绒给他。
May I have my puffer, please? Give him his puffer.
把他的外套给我。谢谢你！
Give me his coat. Thank you.
请不要伤害我。我觉得我是个流血的人。
Please don't hurt me. I think I'm a bleeder.
妈妈!妈妈!
Mama! Mama!
我不会告诉任何人的。别伤害我。
I won't tell anybody. Just don't hurt me.
-是我。是我。-真的。
- It's me. It's me. - It really is.
现在我想介绍三位漂亮的年轻女士。
I would like to introduce now three fine young ladies.
比佛利山庄的啦啦队，表演了"炫技"
The Beverly Hills cheerleaders, with their rendition of "razzle dazzle."
你忘了你的否认
You forgot your undennead
你的内衣!
your underwear!
没穿内衣。
No underwear on.
克拉克，这太好了。
Clark, this is so fine.
那是newbomb的车，对吧?是的。
That's newbomb's car, isn't it? Yeah.
那是消防栓，对吧?哦,是的。
And that's a fire hydrant, right? Oh, yeah.
这意味着这里所有的区域都是可以拖走的区域，对吧?
So that means all this area here is a tow-away zone, right?
所有的一切。
All of it.
这是第三节车厢。
This is car three.
我们在比佛利高中门口发现了一辆拖车。
We've got a tow-away out here in front of the Beverly high school.
一辆65年的埃尔卡米诺，银灰色…
A '65 El camino, silver-gray...
到底怎么回事?
What the hell's going on?
我们需要一些帮助。我们都被鸡蛋袭击过。
We're gonna need some help here. We've both been assaulted by eggs.
Jâ ' '阿♥拉♥伯的劳伦斯·劳伦斯jâ ' '
Jâx80x9c Lawrence Lawrence of Arabia jâx80x9c
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jâx80x9c he's an English guy he came to fight the Turkish jâx80x9cjâx80x9c
好吧，我们今晚运气不太好，但有件事谁也不能毁了。
all right, we've had some bad luck this evening, but here's something that nobody can ruin.
这就是那位赢得我们500美元奖金的年轻人。
This is the young man who has won our $500 award.
他叫道格拉斯……达德利laywicker。
His name is Douglas... Dudley laywicker.
让他知道我们有多为他骄傲。让我们把他弄上来。
Let's show him how proud we are of him. Let's get him up here.
达力，我们非常……这是newbomb土耳其!
Dudley, we're very... That's newbomb turk!
加油，newbomb，加油!
Go, newbomb, go!
嘿，那不是达力!这是newbomb土耳其!
Hey, that's not Dudley! That's newbomb turk!
哦，拜托!那是有趣的!
Oh, come on! That's funny!
阻止他!阻止他，该死的!阻止他!
Stop him! Stop him, goddamn it! Stop him!
把那个垃圾带出去。
Get that piece of crap out of here.
把它锁起来，好吗?
Lock it up, will you?
军官!警官们，里面有个穿多莫制♥服♥的家伙到处放屁。
Officers! Officers, there's a guy in there in a major-domo outfit farting all over the place.
放屁。放屁吗?
Farting. Farting?
是的,放屁。哦,基♥督♥。
Yes, farting. Oh, Christ.
放屁吗?什么意思?放屁。放屁。
Farting? What do you mean? Farting. Farting.
Newbomb，你能快点吗?
Newbomb, would you hurry up!
来吧!怎么样?怎么样?怎么样?
Come on! How'd it go? How'd it go? How'd it go?
我很棒。太棒了。嘿，那真是太好了。我们得走了。
I was great. It was just swell. Hey, that's really good. We gotta go.
警♥察♥把你哥哥的埃尔卡米诺拖走了。
The cops towed your brother's El camino away.
什么? !什么? !你能放松点吗?
What?! What?! Would you relax?
什么?不!我死定了!
What? No! I'm a dead man!
我命中注定的!不!不!不!
I'm doomed! No! No! No!
我希望你满意了。
I hope you're satisfied.
就我而言，肯定不是。
I, for one, surely am not.
小混♥蛋♥没穿裤子。
Little ass-wipe doesn't have any pants on.
你好。我不知道你在想什么，但我很正常。
Hello. I don't know what you're thinking, but I'm perfectly normal.
我今天在停车场散步，阴影中发生了奇怪的事情。
I was walking down the parking lot today, and out of the shadows something strange happened.
我想我没看到他们的脸，但我想他们是去…你的朋克!你这个笨蛋!
I don't think I saw their faces, but I think they were some people who went to... You punk! You stupid punk!
我真该把你揍个半死!
I ought to beat the living crap out of you!
宾博，你在干什么?
Bimbeau, what are you doing?
-这家伙在舞台上放屁。-给他空气。
- This guy farted all over the stage. - Give him air.
你是谁?学校摄影师，先生。
Who are you? School photographer, sir.
Bimbeau。这么说吧。
Bimbeau. Put that way.
这就是那个本该获得奖学金的年轻人。
This is the young man who was supposed to get the scholarship.
他不是你的人，中士。宾博，把它收起来!
He's not your man, sergeant. Bimbeau, put it away!
我的羽绒服很臭。我的布莱恩。帅哥，把他的羽绒服给他。我的布莱恩。
My puffer m. Y uffe. My puffer. P r bimbeau, give him his puffer. My puffer.
我遇到了一点困难……扶他起来。
I'm having a little difficulty... Help him up.
哦,基♥督♥。哦,上帝。
Oh, Christ. Oh, god.
来吧。这些都很棒。
Come on. These are great.
现在我们不用裸体到处走了。
Now we don't have to walk around nude.
你听到那声音了吗?
Did you hear that noise?
哦,耶!
Oh, yeah!
那是一个老头在捅他的老婆。
That's some old man poking his old lady.
你确定吗?相信我，好吗?
Are you sure? Take my word for it, okay?
大便。
Shit.
大便。该死的。
Shit. Goddamn it.
我希望青蛙快点。闭嘴，看着前面。
I wish froggie would hurry up. Shut up and watch the front.
哦,上帝。
Oh, god.
这是你的万圣节服装吗?是的,孩子。
That your Halloween costume? Yeah, kid.
那傻瓜没鸡♥巴♥，厄尔。
The fool ain't got no dick, earle.
滚开，孩子!
Get out of here, kid!
嘿，看看我们。
Hey, check us out.
把这个穿上。太好了，你们这些混♥蛋♥。
Put this on. Great, you assholes.
你知道我们在哪里吗?我忘记了。
Do you know where we're at? I forgot.
妈的，玛莎!三k党就在窗外!拿我的枪!
Oh, shit, Martha! The ku klux klan's outside the window! Get my gun!
把它脱下来!让我们离开这里!
Take that off! Let's get out of here!
等一下，亲爱的!
Wait a minute, honey!
唱得漂亮点。唱它。
Sing it pretty. Sing it.
说的是你，宝贝。
Talking about you, baby.
我们进不了那家唱片店就出不去。
We can't get out of here until we get in that record store.
他们只接受亲自的奉献。
They only take dedications in person.
嘿，伙计，我们有麻烦了。
Hey, man, we're up shit's creek.
我跟你说，我哥哥是骑士，我叔叔也是，我也要成为骑士。
I'm telling you, my brother was a knight, and my uncle was a knight, and I'm gonna be one too.
你为什么不用电♥话♥亭打给你表弟让我们离开这里呢?
Why don't you use the phone booth and call your cousin to get us out of here?
什么，你脑子进水了吗?你走进电♥话♥亭，关上门，灯就亮了。
What, are you dense, man? You go in the phone booth, shut the door, the light goes on.
你觉得我会在万圣节之夜光着身子站在瓦茨镇吗?你需要做额叶切除术。
You think I'm gonna be standing out here naked in the middle of watts on Halloween night? You need a lobotomy.
我们最好做点什么，这是肯定的。
We'd better do something, that's for sure.
我们得去买♥♥衣服，去那家唱片店，做个献礼，然后两点回到塔比家。
We gotta get clothes, we gotta get into that record store, make a dedication, get back to tubby's at 2:00.
我们应该加入游泳队的。
We should've joined the swim team.
你有Dr. J.， ofay但是好吧，摩城再次袭击!
You got Dr. J. , ofay but okay, as motown strikes again!
苏西。
Suzie.
你好。想喝一杯吗?
Hi. Want a drink?
冷,是吧?是的。
Cold, huh? Yeah.
来个免费吻怎么样?这不会让你付出任何代价。
How about a free kiss? That never cost you anything.
哦，是的，他们做到了。我开始习惯了。
Oh, yes, they did. I started getting used to them.
这有点危险。
Gets kind of dangerous.
你想做什么?
What do you wanna do?
我想变得富有和出名。我已经很好看了。