好莱坞骑士（1980）

伙计们，我是kbla上的冲浪山姆。
Hey, gang, it's surf Sam on kbla.
离1965年万圣节之夜只有几个小时了。
We 're just hours away from Halloween night, 1965.
哦，我看到好莱坞骑士们的聚会，塔比的汽车电影院，今晚要开了。
Oh, I see that the hangout for the Hollywood knights, tubby's drive-in, is coming down tonight.
伙计们，别沮丧。记住:
Fellas, don't get bummed out. Remember:
有大♥麻♥的朋友才是真正的朋友。
A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
3点29分，海滩男孩时间。
3:29, beach boys time.
天啊，她看到了。太好了。
Man, she saw it. That's great.
嘿，你在那边干什么?
Hey, what are you doing over there?
我在做艾斯纳医生的新面部练习。
I'm doing Dr. Eisner's new facial exercises.
哦，太棒了。它能让你的皮肤循环。它让你保持年轻。
Oh, it's wonderful. It keeps your skin circulating. It keeps you young.
太棒了。这是一只熊狮。你去:
It's great. It's a bear-lion. You go:
啊。嗯。啊。
Aah. Mmm. Aah.
那不会把你的皮肤绷得很紧吗?哦，不，是发行量。太棒了。
Doesn't that stretch your skin out? Oh, no, it's circulation. It's great.
它让你年轻，青春，美丽。
It keeps you young and youthful, gorgeous.
我要把我的泳衣系在椅子上。
I'm gonna tie my bathing suit here to the chair.
但我不知道你为什么要这么做。
But I don't know why you're doing that.
上次我这么做的时候，我的奶♥子♥…它们剥落得太厉害了，我的罩杯从b码变成了a码。
You know, last time I did that, my tits got... they peeled so much I went from a size b cup to an a.
那是什么声音?
What's that clicking noise?
-你听到了。-这是相机。
- You hear it. - It's a camera.
-相机!-你这个小讨厌鬼!
- Camera! - You little creep!
-那是什么?你在做什么?-相机!相机!
- What is that? What are you doing? - Camera! Camera!
你疯了吗?
What are you, crazy?
我要告你非法侵入!
I'll sue you for trespassing!
克拉克，这里有几个喜欢吓唬老太太的派对小子。
Clark, we got a couple of party boys here that love to scare old ladies.
你不用在苏格兰场工作也知道这事。
You don't have to work for Scotland yard to know about this.
一个土豆吗?上周局长车的排气管里有这个。
A potato? This was in the tailpipe of the chief's car last week.
-趴下!-克拉克，看看这是什么
- Get down! - Clark, look what we got here.
空鸡蛋盒。这说明什么了吗?
Empty egg carton. That tell you anything?
你们在做煎蛋卷吗?你笑什么呢?
You boys making omelets? What are you laughing at, huh?
你知道我现在想对你做什么吗，新炸♥弹♥?
You know what I'd like to do to you now, newbomb?
我想把你踢得屁滚尿流，这就是我想做的!
I'd like to kick the crap out of you, that's what I'd like to do!
有什么问题，警官?
What's the problem, officer?
我们已经处理好了，先生，非常感谢。一切都很好。
Oh, we got it taken care of, sir. Thank you very much. Everything's fine.
没有问题。
No problem.
这里有几个小混混，就这样。
Just got some punks out here, and that's it.
醒醒吧，荡♥妇♥。我想让你搞清楚一件事。
Wake up, bimbeau. I want you to get something straight.
我可不想让警监为了什么破汽车影院跟我没完没了。
I don't need the captain all over my butt about some rinky-dink drive-in.
帮我个忙，荡♥妇♥。不要使局势恶化。
Do me a favor, bimbeau. Don't aggravate the situation.
一切都在掌控之中，警长。这是好。
Everything's under control, sarge. It's okey-dokey.
另外，警长，事实上，如果那些小混♥蛋♥有谁出格了，我会亲自把他们踢得屁滚尿流。
Besides, sarge, as a matter of fact, if any of those little assholes get out of line, I'll personally kick the shit out of them.
这正是我们不想要的，荡♥妇♥。
That's exactly what we don't want, bimbeau.
汽车影院就要来了。
The drive-in's coming down.
他们明天就都走了。
They'll all be gone tomorrow.
我们不需要警♥察♥的暴行。明白了吗?
We don't need police brutality. Got it?
听到了吗?正确的。是的。
Hear that? Right. Yeah.
宾博，那是什么鬼东西?
Bimbeau, what in the hell is that?
不,不。这里!
No, no. Here!
啊。啊。
Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo.
哦，不是那栋房♥子。那里的人很坏。
Oh, not that house. People have been bad there.
发黄!发黄!
Mooning! Mooning!
卡曾伯格先生。绝对的。
Mooning, Mr. Katzenberg. Absolutely.
我们都和这些好莱坞骑士有过恶心的经历，我向你保证，今晚是好莱坞骑士们在比弗利山庄的最后一晚。
We've all had these disgusting experiences with these Hollywood knights, and I give you my word, tonight is the last night the Hollywood knights will ever be in Beverly Hills again.
这不是很棒吗?哦。
Isn't that wonderful? Oh.
我想代我丈夫杰克向你们所有人道歉。
I want to send my husband Jack's apologies to all of you.
他很抱歉今晚不能来。
He was real sorry he couldn't be here tonight.
总之，他稍后会在动员大会上颁奖，当然，我们会在舞会上见到他。嗯…他现在唱的是什么歌♥?,嗯…“提华纳出租车。”随着喇叭的鸣响，
Anyway, he'll be at the pep rally later giving the awards, and of course, we'll see him at the dance. Well... What's the song he's got now? The, uh... "Tijuana taxi." With the horn honk,
最后的哔哔声。
the "beep, beep" at the end of it.
那是什么鬼东西?
What the hell is that supposed to be?
那是流行音乐。
That's popular music.
"哔哔"里的故事哪里去了?
Where the hell is the story in a "beep, beep"?
是的。告诉你什么是流行音乐…我知道流行音乐是什么。你不知道。
Yeah. Tell you what popular music is... I know what popular music is. You don't know.
我做的事。
I do.
从明天开始，今天将成为历史……胡说!
Starting tomorrow, today will be history... Horseshit!
内文斯，厨房♥里有干扰的噪音。
Nevans, there's some distracting noise in the kitchen.
你能看到这是什么吗?
Could you see what that is?
那是比佛利山警♥察♥局。
That's the Beverly Hills police department.
-他们和胡安妮塔在外面。——废话!
- They're out there with juanita. - Bullshit!
照顾好它。
Take care of it.
我看看能不能让那些人安静下来。
I'll see if I can't quiet those people down.
不管怎样，小胖子免下车餐厅，这个我们社区的社会痼疾，现在是它在比弗利山庄的最后一晚了。
Anyway, tubby's drive-in, this social disease of our neighborhood, well, it's enjoying its last night of residence in Beverly Hills.
我知道你们都会很高兴的，因为我们所有的…
I knew you'd all be pleased because all of our...
-谢谢。-一年后，这座美丽的办公大楼
- Thank you. - And one year from today, this beautiful office complex
会站在老胖子的免下车餐厅。
Will be standing in the old tubby's drive-ln's place.
我向你保证，你和你们其他人再也不用担心好莱坞骑士了。
I assure you that you and none of the rest of you have to worry about the Hollywood knights any longer.
我们不会再听到他们的消息了。
We won't be hearing from them again.
走，走，走!
Go, go, go!
他们出去了ofâ -不好意思。胡安妮塔的忙。我去开门。
They're out ofâx80x94- excuse me. Juanita's busy. I'll get the door.
它很好。不，真的，我…好吧。我们都会明白的。为什么不呢?
It's fine. No, really, I... Well, all right. We'll both get it. Why not?
我需要你。
I need you.
看。往后站。往后站。妮娃!
Watch it. Stand back. Stand back. Nevans!
得到它!把它拿出来!
Get it! Get it out!
这是狗屎!你身上全是狗屎!
It's dog shit! It's dog shit all over you!
弗里德曼夫人!
Mrs. Friedman!
我要杀了你!我要把你们都杀了!
I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!
大便。大便。胡安妮塔!胡安妮塔，快出来!
Shit. Shit. Juanita! Juanita, get out here!
他们终于来了。
They finally come.
很高兴见到你。很高兴你能来。很高兴你能来。
Nice to see you. Nice of you to make it. Nice of you to come.
大家都去哪儿了?大家都去哪儿了?
Where is everybody? Where is everybody?
嘿，没问题。我跟威特利谈过了，他马上就到。
Hey, no problem. I spoke to wheatly, and he'll be here in a minute.
嘿，我在和瑞德说话。
Hey, I was talking to red.
他挺弯的，伙计。他们在这里已经有21年了。
He's pretty bent, man. They've been here for about 21 years.
他说他在考虑搬去新泽西。
Said he's been thinking about moving to New Jersey.
你知道吗，这是比弗利山混♥蛋♥协会的赞美。
You know, this is compliments of the Beverly Hills asshole association.
今晚所有人都要来。所有的笨蛋今晚都会出现。
Everybody showing up tonight. All the flatheads forever are showing up tonight.
小麦。惠特利先生，很高兴你今晚能来。
Wheatly. Mr. Wheatly, nice of you to join us tonight.
你们还好吗?这是怎么呢
How you guys doing? What's going on?
嘿，维特利，你去哪儿了?我打败了一些人。
Hey, wheatly, where you been? I was kicking some ass.
你很厉害?他在拍马屁。
You were kicking ass? He was kissing ass.
听着，今晚我们所有的车都在这里。,只有一个除外。
Hey, listen, we got all our cars here tonight. Except one.
辛普森，你什么时候把你的铁路工作带来?
Yeah, Simpson, when you gonna bring your rail job?
我是说，这是最后一晚了。
I mean, this is the last night.
你一直在说的那个会飞的紫色食人魔呢?
Where is this flying purple people eater you keep talking about?
放松,放松。我得等我老爸睡着了，我才能把车开出来。
Relax, relax. I gotta wait till my old man goes to sleep so I can wheel it out.
也许你想让我跟着你回家。你知道吗，你可能有点紧张。
Maybe you want me to follow you home. You know, you might be a little bit nervous.
每个人都在表演。
Everybody is showing.
你知道，今晚街区里会有很多铅雪橇。
You know, there is gonna be a ton of lead sleds in the block tonight.
是啊，太好了。你知道吗?大家进来的时候都会以为我们是一群50年代的基佬。
Yeah, that's great. You know what? Everybody'll think we're a bunch of '50s queers when they come in here.
你弟弟的车你用了多久?
Hey, how long you got your brother's car for?
想待多久就待多久。是的,当然。
For as long as I like. Yeah, sure.
嘿，新炸♥弹♥，我看到你弟弟了。他是个怪物。
Hey, newbomb, I saw your brother. He's a monster.
我看起来担心吗?我看起来担心吗?
Do I look worried? Do I appear worried?
Bimbeau。Bimbeau。Bimbeau。
Bimbeau. Bimbeau. Bimbeau.
嘿,嘿。嘿,嘿。什么?
Hey, hey. Hey, hey. What?
你觉得我留胡子会怎么样?
How do you think I'd look in a mustache, huh?
你觉得我会比现在更帅吗?
Think I'd be better-looking than I am already?
完美的。完美的混♥蛋♥。好…混♥蛋♥吗?好看。
Perfect. Perfect jerk. Good... jerk? Good-looking.
就像我们每晚抓的那些人一样。
Just like the guys we bust every night.
不，那很适合你。
No, that's perfect for you.
Jâ“阿♥拉♥伯的劳伦斯·劳伦斯j”
Jâx80x9c Lawrence Lawrence of Arabia j"
jâ“他是个英国人他来和土耳其j'j战斗”
jâx80x9c he's an English guy he came to fight the Turkish j'j'
好的，克拉克，就在那儿。这就是我说的。
okay, Clark, right there. That's what I'm talking about.
《阿♥拉♥伯的劳伦斯》没有歌♥词。
"Lawrence of Arabia" doesn't have any lyrics to it.
没有话可说。什么意思?
Doesn't have any words. What do you mean?
它的音乐。它的音乐。
It's music. It's music.
这部电影我已经看了四遍了。没有话可说。
Hey, I've seen the movie four times. And there were no words to it.
无法用言语形容!你听到我之前说的话了吗?
There are no words to that! Did you hear what I was saying earlier?
在某处，我知道有人，我想，为这首歌♥写了歌♥词。
Somewhere, I know that somebody, I think, wrote lyrics to this song.
胡说。没有词语。放屁吗?
Horseshit. There are no words. Horseshit?
胡说。无法用言语形容。嘿,bimbeau。Bimbeau。Bimbeau。
Horseshit. There are no words to it. Hey, bimbeau. Bimbeau. Bimbeau.
去死吧，好吗?