四角恋（2010）

Right?
其实我今年过得挺爽的
I had a great year, actually.
我过了最糟糕的一年
I had the worst year of my life.
所以我的新年决心就是往死里喝
That's why my New Year's resolution is to drink as much as humanly possible
喝到失忆
so I can forget it.
真棒 格雷格
Great, Greg.
那么...说说你的新年决心？
Oh, so, what's your resolution?
还没想好呢
I don't know yet.
我从来没被人按在墙上强吻过
Never have I ever been thrown up against a wall and kissed hard.
布丽姬
Bridget.
我从来没被人拒绝过
Never have I ever been turned down.
布丽姬
Bridget!
布丽姬
Bridget!!
干嘛？
What?
你的新年决心是什么？
What's your New Year's resolution?
戒烟
Stop smoking.
真的？
Really?
假的
No.
嘿特里普 克洛伊人呢？
Hey, Trip! Where's Chloe?
- 可以吗 - 可以
- Okay? - Yeah.
- 嗯？- 嗯哼
- Yeah? - Uh huh.
格雷格 格格格...格雷格
Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg...
- 他们要错过倒计时了 - 管他们呢
- They're gonna miss the countdown. - Dude, fuck 'em.
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
新年快乐 兄弟
Happy New Year, man.
嗯 你也是
Yeah, you too.
跟我回家吧
Come home with me.
什么？
What?
不行
No.
求你了
Please.
我真不能
I can't.
糟糕
Shit.
就跟我回去吧
Please come home with me.
我们该出去了
We should get back out there.
你们啥都没赶上
You missed everything.
- 有吗？- 是啊
- We did? - Yeah.
新年快乐
Happy New Year.
别搞他女朋友了
Stop fucking his girlfriend.
我不知道你在说什么
I don't know what you're talking about.
特里普 特里普
Trip! Trip!
特里普？
Trip?
混♥蛋♥
Fucker.
嗨
Hi.
嗨
Hi.
我哄他睡了
I put him to bed.
过来
Come here.
我想看着你
I want to see you.
好
Okay.
我从来没有过
Never have I ever.
拜
Bye.
你不来睡觉吗
Are you coming to bed?
布丽姬 今天想不想跟我出去逛逛？
Bridge, you want to come out with me today?
- 不行 - 好极了
- I can't. - Great.
你怎么想？
What did you think about that, though?
我够不着诶
I can't reach anything.
好像在这个包里
I think it's in here.
一团乱
So disorganized.
噢 糟...
Oh, shit...
嗨 老妈
Hi, Mom.
我挺好
I'm great.
格雷格也挺好
Greg's great.
我们都挺好 妈
We're great, Mom.
怎么个事儿？
What's going on?
抱歉 我最后清点下东西 看有没有落下什么
I'm sorry, I'm just doing a final sweep-through for my stuff.
- 我这儿没你的东西 - 我直发器找不到了
- I don't have anything in here. - I can't find my hair straightener.
- 找到我可以送过去... - 我现在找下怎么了？
- I can just drop it off... - Why can't I just look for it now?
我这儿正睡着呢
I'm just in the middle of something.
抱歉 不过我保证绝对安静
I'm sorry, but I can be totally quiet.
- 不 你就不能... - 怎么了 宝贝？
- No, can you just... - What, honey?
我的天
Oh, my God.
我就知道 我他妈就知道
I knew it. I fucking knew it.
- 你是个白♥痴♥你知道吗？ - 嗯 我知道
You're an idiot. You know that? - Yeah, I know that.
都是我的错
It's all my fault.
没错 就是你的错
You're right. It is all your fault.
你是有男朋友的人了
You have a boyfriend.
太荒唐了
This is absurd.
告诉我你昨晚只是喝醉了
Please tell me you were drunk last night.
噢 所以这是清醒状态下的天才之举咯
Oh! This is a sober brilliant idea!
- 你脑子有什么毛病？- 不知道
- What is wrong with you? - I don't know.
你们知道克洛伊要来了吗？
Did you know that Chloe's coming?
好极了...
Great...
真是美妙的早晨
This has been a wonderful morning.
是啊...
Yep...
随便吧
Whatever.
等你脑子不进水了再打给我
Give me a call when you get your head out of your ass.
操
Fuck.
你对我还有感觉吗？
Are you attracted to me?
什么？
What?
你对我还有没有欲望？
Are you attracted to me?
你没事吧？
Are you okay?
能不能正面回答？
Can you answer the question?
我不知道这问题值不值得回答
I don't know if that deserves an answer.
- 说啊 - 什么啊?
- Come on. - What?
你想要我吗？
Do you want me?
我想好好过日子
I want this.
- 我问的不是这个 - 就是这个
- That's not what I asked. - Yeah, it is.
就为了这副岁月静好的样子 你愿意做任何事？
You would do anything for this?
为了我们 我愿意
For us, yes.
吻我
Kiss me.
什么？
What?
如果你想要我 现在就吻我
If you want me, kiss me right now.
莫莉 我知道你最爱非洲菊
Molly, I know that your favorite flower's the gerber daisy,
我知道你一当众说话
and I know that you get blotchy
就会紧张到脸红
when you have to speak in front of a group of people.
我连你下楼梯的脚步声都听得出来
I know what your shoes sound like coming down a flight of stairs.
难道非要接吻才能证明我爱你？
I should have to kiss you to prove that I love you?
我没问你爱不爱我...
I didn't ask if you loved me...
我问的是你想不想要我
I asked if you wanted me.
我觉得没区别
I don't see the difference.
你怎么不交个女朋友？
Why don't you have a girlfriend?
不知道
I don't know.
噢…给你
Oh... Here.
带香味的还是不带？
Scented or unscented?
带香味的
Scented.
想要一个吗？
Do you want one?
你是指女朋友还是柔顺纸？
(Dryer Sheet：烘干机柔顺纸 是一种在烘干过程中
提升衣物柔软度减少静电并增添香气的常用辅助产品）
A girlfriend or a dryer sheet?
指两者
Both.
不要 和要 分别对应
No, and yes, respectively.
为什么不要？
Why don't you?
不要什么？
Why don't I what?
不想要个女朋友？
Want one?
不知道
I don't know.
大概没人能让我保持足够久的兴趣吧
No one can hold my interest for long enough, I guess.
喔
Oh.
所以如果有人能让你保持兴趣…
So, if someone could hold your interest, then...
那我就会交女朋友了
Then I'd have a girlfriend, yeah.
噢
Oh.
所以 感觉如何？
So, what's it like?
说啥呢？
What are you talking about?
我是说单身…
Being single, I mean...