妖夜传说（1990）

Tales from the Darkside: The Movie

Part 9 May 27, 2024, 6:51 p.m.

and that sealed our destiny.
啊
Yo!
啊
Raarrr!
那是什么鬼东西
What the hell was that?
我不想知道
I don't want to know.
老天爷你把最好听的故事放在最后一个讲
My goodness, you really did keep the best one for last.
不我这里还有一个更棒的故事
No. I saved the really, really best one for now.
你应该早就要告诉我
You should have told me
这个最最最好听的故事了
the really, really best story before,
现在已经太迟了
'cause now it's too late.
但这个最好的故事有个快乐的结局
It's the best one because there's a happy ending,
是快乐的结局
a really happy ending.
书里的故事都没有快乐的结局啊
The stories in that book don't have happy endings.
你一定要听听这个
But you got to hear this story.
有个叫做提米的小朋友
This kid, his name's Timmy...
很好亲爱的
That's nice, dear.
而提米的哥哥是送报童
And Timmy's older brother had this paper route.
某一天提米哥哥生病了
One day, when Timmy's brother got sick,
提米要帮哥哥去送报纸
Timmy had to go collecting.
提米到了一栋房♥子前面
Timmy went to this one house,
有个太太打开门说...进来吧
and this lady at the door said, "come in."
他进屋子后那个太太就把他丢进厨房♥
He went inside, and she threw him into a pantry.
她让提米吃很多饼干要养胖他
She made him eat cookies to get fat
因为这样就可以杀了他把他吃掉
'cause she was going to kill him and eat him!
这根本是你的故事
This is your story,
我们两人都知道结局会是如何
and we both know how it comes out.
但你不知道会有怪事发生
But you don't. Something really weird happens.
啊是吗
Oh, really?
因为提米有很多弹珠
Yeah. Uh, Timmy had these marbles
在口袋里
in his pocket,
它们圆滚滚又滑溜溜
and they were all shiny and slippery.
当他把弹珠扔到地上
When he threw them on the floor...
她没看到
She didn't see where they went...
她就滑倒了
And she slipped!
提米便趁机逃亡
Timmy saw his chance to escape...
如果够得到钥匙
If he could just reach the keys!
你们喜欢快乐的结局吗
Don't you just love happy endings?
谢谢观赏