蠢爸萌妈变错身（2022）

等等
Wait a second.
乱乱的卷发
Wild curls,
糟糕的胡子
shitty mustache,
古怪的艾尔·扬科维奇
a "Weird Al" Yankovic.
啊 我的宝宝呢
Ugh, where's my baby?
哦 宝宝在我这里
Oh, I have the baby.
嗯 -你是谁
Hmm? - Who the hell are you?
为什么和我长得一样
Why do you look like me?
冷静 小菲利普
Calm down, little Philippe.
我就是你 你就是我
I am you and you are me
因为我
because, I am tripping
嗨了
balls.
天空为什么在晃动
Why is the sky moving?
啊
Ahh...
我看天空不再晃了
Sky is not moving for me anymore.
等等
Wait.
等等
Wait.
噢
Oye.
啊
Aaaahhhh.
我不得不说
I have to say,
我以前从未经历过这种事
I have never experienced anything like this before.
喔
Wooh...
喔 嗬嗬嗬
Woohoo... Ho ho ho ho...
一小时后
怎么回事
What is happening?
我不知道 但这些蘑菇真是太赞了
I don't know, but these mushrooms are amazing.
啊
Ahhhhh.
啊啊啊
Ahhhh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
我一直以为有奶♥子♥会很好玩 但……
I always thought having boobies would be fun, but...
有点痛
this kind of hurt.
嘿
Hey.
嘿 奶♥子♥都会痛吗
Hey, do all boobies hurt?
快醒醒
Just wake up.
醒醒 醒醒
Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
不
No.
不
No.
呃
Ugh,
哦 我是个男人
Oh, I'm a dude.
我有小胡子
I have a mustache.
蘑菇
Mushroom trimmings.
半裸的法国舞男
Half-naked French gigolo.
那也是很帅的一个
A very handsome one.
噢
Oh...
不敢相信我让那个收费过高的治疗师
I can't believe I let that overpriced therapist
令我陷入这种境地
gives me into this.
治疗师
The therapist.
来吧
Come on, girl.
我跟你说说
Let me tell you.
你好
Hello.
不
No.
请联♥系♥……
Please contact...
不 不 不
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
5 5 5
Five, five, five...
不 不
No. no...
不
no...
拜托
Oh, come on.
拜托
Oh, come on.
我屁♥股♥真翘
I have a nice ass.
噢
Oh...
哇哦
Wow.
天呐
Oh my God.
我有根屌♥
I have a penis.
很棒
That's great.
快弄下来
Get it off.
快弄下来
Get it off.
快点
Come on.
弄下来
Get it off.
你靠这么近 画面太有冲击力了
You really is aggressive when you come this close.
我理解 对不起
I understand, I'm so sorry.
弄下来 弄下来
Get it off. Get if off.
哦 呃
Oh... eeh.
我的头撞得很重
I hit my head pretty hard.
万一脑震荡了咋办 -你没事
What if I had a concussion? - You're fine.
我的头很硬
I have a thick head.
你说什么 -我不明白的是
What did you say? - What I don't understand
为什么我会变成你 你会变成我
is why I am you, and you are me.
我也不明白
Neither do I.
但我很确定这是你的错
But I'm pretty sure it's your fault.
这话有失偏颇
That is not fair.
是吗 自从你拿来了那个箱子
Oh, yeah? ever since you brought that box here.
所有事情都变得离谱
Everything has been going crazy.
箱子
The Box.
我认为这是个杀人箱 想杀掉我们
I think it's a murder box trying to kill us.
别 别 别
No-no-no, no.
被一条边界和魔法系绳束缚
Bound by a border and a magical tether,
确保你们会一起做事
will ensure you must work together.
这奇妙的旅程可能是噩梦
This incredible journey can be nightmares,
也可能是美梦 如果你们准备就绪 只需说出
or dream. If you are ready, simply exclaim.
我们一条心
"We are a team".
天啊 这不是杀人箱
Oh my God... it's not a murder box.
这是一个谜语和身体交换的电影
That's just a riddle and every body swap movie
你得解谜才能换回来
that you got to solve in order to swap.
啊
Huh?
就是这样的
That's totally what this is.
我们陷入了身体交换的处境
We're totally stuck in a body swap situation.
身体什么
A body, what?
我喜欢身体交换类电影 我全部都看过
I love body swap movies. I've seen them all.
我可是胸有成竹
I am so prepared for this.
这是杀手 还是乐趣 还是电影
Is it killer or fun or just movies.
我是身体交换大♥师♥
I am the body swap master
我要用这个谜语打破这个诅咒
and I'm gonna use this riddle in order to break
让我们换回来
the curse and swap us back.
被一条边界和魔法系绳束缚 确保
Down by a border and a magic tether won't unsure
巴拉巴拉巴拉
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
如果你们准备就绪 只需说出
If you're ready simply exclaim.
我们一条心
"We are a team"
很简单
That's easy.
我们一条心
"We are a team"
你试试
You try.
试什么
Try what?
说“我们一条心”
Say "We are a team"
我们一条心
We are a team,
不是这样
Not like that.
要真心实意地说
Like you really mean it.
我们一条心
We are a team.
不 这一点都不好玩
Nah, this is not fun.
我不管好不好玩 菲利普
I don't care If this is not fun Philippe.
我想要回我的身体
I would like my body back.
我们一起做
Let's just do this together.
3 2 1
Three, two, one.
我们一条心
We are a team.
箱子都同意我了
The Box agrees with me.
它在干什么
What is it dong?
很明显在换回我们 走吧
Changing us back, obviously. Let's go.
看到没 菲利普
You see, Philippe?
这就是为什么你得做好万全准备
That is why you got to be prepared for every situation.
要是没有我 你会永远受困于此
Without me, you'd be stuck like this forever.
我不介意 你说这并不重要 因为
Oh, I don't mind. You says, it doesn't seem to matter because
你不喜欢做你自己
you are unhappy being you,
但是 你会一直不喜欢做我
but uh, you were always unhappy being me.
闭嘴 好好看着 它马上就会把我们换回来