两只小白兔
Two fuzzy bunnies.
不
No!
萨姆
Sam!
我来了 我来了
I got you. I got you.
加油 加油 加油
Come on. Come on. Come on.
加油 你会没事的 我来帮你了
Come on. You're gonna be okay. I got you.
帮帮我
Help me!
我刚刚是被一张床单袭击了吗
Was I just attacked by a sheet?
对
Yes.
嗯 确切来说 是女巫斗篷
Well, technically a haxan cloak.
它没了
It's gone!
你的女巫斗篷失败了
Your haxan cloak failed.
这不是你第一次判断错误了
This wouldn't be the first time you were wrong.
我知道你手里有些朱迪的头发
I know you have some of Judi's hair.
把它给我
Give it to me.
我们是要找到那两个姑娘 不是杀了她们
We want to find the girls, not kill them.
你的女儿已经失去贞洁了
Your daughter lost her virginity,
你的丈夫又弄丢了我们的处♥女♥ 而你的女巫斗篷又失败了
your husband lost our virgin, and your haxan cloak failed.
需要有人站出来管事了
Someone needs to take charge.
你是在自告奋勇吗
And you're volunteering?
离日出只有五个小时了
It is five hours until sunrise.
我们可没时间陪一个无能的领导玩
We don't have time for a weak leader.
快把她的头发给我然后给我让开
Now give me her hair and get out of my way.
所有人都是这么想的吗
Is this how everyone feels?
我们的 我们的孩子们都死了 丹妮卡
Our... Our children are dead, Danica.
丹妮尔
Danielle?
我明白了 那我去准备祭坛吧
I see. Then I'll prepare the altar.
我们会去准备的
We'll do it.
新生儿一定要一个干净的祭坛
This rookie needs a clean slate.
哦 给
Oh. Here.
那个小垃圾把这个丢这儿了 有人给她打电♥话♥
The tramp dropped this. She got a call.
给我们的活动披上一层
Wasn't dropping a veil of shadows
阴影面纱不是你的工作吗
over our activities your job?
如果你觉得你做得到的话 就去让目击证人消失吧
Make the witness disappear if you think you can handle it.
当心地毯
Mind the carpet.
我在家上学 黑色交易所 新萨博车 都是在我15岁的时候
Home-schooled, black Amex, new Saab... all when I was 15.
我当时还很重要
I was the shit.
然后今晚 他们要召唤巴风特的肥毛屁♥股♥
And then tonight, they summon Baphomet's big hairy ass
让他去做些变♥态♥的鬼事情
and let him do all this sick shit
让他把他们变成宇宙中的高级统治者
and he makes them super rulers of the universe.
而你呢
And you?
显然 巴风特只能从处♥女♥的阴♥道♥里出来
Apparently, Baphomet only travels through virgin vag.
那个处♥女♥可不会有什么好下场
Doesn't end well for the virgin.
等等 你是个处♥女♥
Wait. You're a virgin?
誓言的象征
President of the Promise Keepers.
我一发现他们想让我保持处♥女♥身的原因
As soon as I found out why they wanted my cherry,
就立马不想保持了
I didn't even want to.
我找了能找到的第一个家伙跟他做了一场
Found the first guy I could and boned down.
我们不该继续喝下去了
We should stop drinking.
你真的想清醒面对这遭子破事吗
You really want to face this shit sober?
我今晚已经看到三个人死了
I've seen three people die tonight
还刚被一张非常昂贵的床单给袭击了
and was just attacked by some really expensive sheets.
所以我不太知道现在到底该怎么想
So I don't really know what to think right now.
欢迎来到世界背后的隐藏世界
Welcome to the world behind the world.
致信根
如其在上 如其在下
As above, so below.
-嗨 你是萨姆的朋友吗 -我是邓肯
- Hi, is this Sam's friend? - This is Duncan.
哦 是邓肯啊
Oh, this is Duncan.
哦 她一直把你挂在嘴边呢
Oh, she would not stop talking about you.
我一点都不意外
That doesn't surprise me.
嗯 我是在约炮软件上认识萨姆的
Well, I met Sam on Tinder,
但她实在是太令人失望了
but she turned out to be a real disappointment.
她一直在哭个不停 说些有关你的事 所以我把她赶出去了
All she did was cry and talk about you, so I threw her out.
然后我发现她的手♥机♥丢在这儿了
Then I saw she left her phone,
然后我想 我不如直接寻本溯源
and, well, I thought I'd go straight to the source.
说实话 我是个对伴侣尺寸要求很高的人
I'm a bit of a size queen, to be honest with you.
是吗 我的还不错
You are? Well, it's uncut.
哦 那可太棒了
Oh. That's very impressive.
唉 我吸了八包可♥卡♥因♥了可还是感觉很空虚
Well, I have an eight ball of cocaine and feel empty inside.
你不如过来把我填满吧
Why don't you come over and fill me up?
需要我顺便带些什么过来吗
Need me to stop and grab anything?
精油如何
Scented oils?
那种 那种可以先 先预热一下的东西
The... The kind that warm... warm things up?
相信我
Trust me...
我只对你的身体感兴趣
I'm only interested in your body.
弱者亡
Death to the weak.
强者富
Wealth to the strong.
弱者亡 强者富
Death to the weak. Wealth to the strong.
弱者亡
Death to the weak.
强者富
Wealth to the strong.
弱者亡
Death to the weak.
强者富
Wealth to the strong.
弱者亡 强者富
Death to the weak. Wealth to the strong.
呃 我 我得跟你说件事
Um, I-I have to tell you something.
你喜欢上我了
You have feelings for me?
再喝一杯 这感觉就过去了
Have another drink. They'll pass.
不是
No.
我是个处♥女♥
I'm a virgin.
什么
What?
这他妈怎么可能
How the fuck is that possible?
我有过一个男朋友 但他就是硬不起来
I had a boyfriend, but he just couldn't perform.
-我是说 他现在已经离开了 但 -我们完了
- I mean, he's gone now, but... - We're fucked.
我说 我 我不是 我不介意我们不得不
I mean, I-I don't... I don't mind if we have to...
呃 行了 我 我知道你想干嘛
Uh, yeah, I-I see what you're doing.
不 我知道你在想什么
No, I know what you're thinking,
但即使我他妈给你阴♥道♥里塞根蜡烛进去
but even if I stuck a fucking candle up your cooch,
从黑魔法角度来说你也依然是个处♥女♥
it's strictly dickly when it comes to black magic.
-对不起 -你男朋友的软丁丁
- I'm sorry. - Your boyfriend's limp dick
会把我们害死的
is gonna get us killed.
只要 嘿
As soon as... Hey.
你在流血
You're bleeding.
哦 不
Oh, no.
-哦 不 不 -怎么了
- Oh, no, no. - What?
他们有我的头发
They have my hair.
强者富
Wealth to the strong.
弱者亡
Death to the weak.
强者富
Wealth to the strong.
弱者亡
Death to the weak.
强者富
Wealth to the strong.
萨姆 快
Sam, hurry.
我们得密封我的皮肤
We have to seal my skin.
这是唯一的办法了
It's the only way.
写下这个 从我的脚上开始
Write this. Start on my feet.
操
Fuck.
好了
Okay.
操
Fuck!
弱者亡
Death to the weak.
强者富
Wealth to the strong.
我在画着呢
I'm drawing it.
坚持住 坚持住 坚持住
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
强者富
Wealth to the strong.
弱者亡
Death to the weak.
强者富
Wealth to the strong.
-快 快 -我在努力 我在努力
- Hurry, hurry. - I'm trying, I'm trying.
弱者亡
Death to the weak.
强者富
Wealth to the strong.
哦 我的天哪 哦 我的天哪 哦 天哪 怎么回事
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. What is happening?
强者富
Wealth to the strong.
弱者亡 强者富
Death to the weak. Wealth to the strong.
弱者亡 强者富
Death to the weak. Wealth to the strong.
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