埃塞尔阿姨的万圣节（2018）

万圣节之夜
为什么我们要停下？
Why're we stopping?
是车的问题
It's the car.
旧汽车嘛 经常过热 所以
You know, these old cars, they're always overheating, so.
好的 那现在怎么办？
Okay, so now what?
我们要等几分钟
We just gotta wait a couple minutes.
我不想聚会迟到
I don't wanna be late for the party.
就一会
Just a couple minutes.
我想到了现在能做的事
I got an idea of what we could do
反正现在也是闲着
while we're waiting.
哦 说说看？
Oh yeah, what's that?
来一炮
Butt stuff.
什么？
What?
呃 接吻 我们可以接吻
Kissing, I thought we could just kiss.
经典的
Classic
美式
American
长吻
kissing.
我要打电♥话♥给我妹妹 告诉她我要晚到一会
I should call my sister and tell her I'm gonna be late.
当然
Sure.
是的 打吧
Yeah, do that.
家庭第一
Family first.
搭档第二
Then teamwork.
嘿
Hey.
不 我们在路上
No, we're on our way.
没有
No.
杰的车过热了
Jay's car overheated,
所以我们要等它冷却下来
so we're just waiting for it to cool down.
不 我很好
No, I'm fine.
我很好 相信我
I am fine, trust me.
不 他没有
No, he's not.
曼迪
Mandy.
相信我
Trust me.
好的 我知道了
Okay, I'll see.
曼迪 不要告诉妈妈
Mandy, please don't tell Mom
因为 你知道
because, you know,
照她的性子
the way she gets.
没事吧？
Everything okay?
还好
Yeah.
车怎么样了？
How's the car?
可能还要几分钟
Probably just got another couple of minutes.
嘿
Hey,
我从我邻居家孩子那
I stole some Halloween candy
偷了一些万圣节糖果
from some kids in my neighborhood.
你想来一块吗？
You want a piece?
我想
Yeah, actually, I do.
啊
Ah.
怎么？
What?
你该说什么？
What do you say?
不给糖就捣蛋？
Trick-or-treat?
好了 拿去吧
There you go, go for it.
我怎么觉得什么都没有
I can't feel anything.
你拿到了 只要往上拉就行了
You got it, just pull on it!
继续拉
Pull on it!
-拜托 -我试了 卡住了
- Please. - I'm trying, it's stuck.
一直往上拉
Just keep pulling on it.
抓住了
Keep grabbing.
是圣诞袜杂锦糖吗？
It's like a Toostie Roll.
是超大尺寸的糖果棒
It's a full-size candy bar.
什么？
What?
怎么了？
What happened?
怎么？
What?
你♥他♥妈♥的逗我呢
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
你要去哪里？
Where you going?
等等 等等
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
你别走 只是开个玩笑
You don't have to go, it was just a joke.
你真♥他♥妈♥的恶心
You're fucking disgusting.
开玩笑而已
It was a joke!
你在做什么？
What're you doing?
杰 快滚吧
Jay, just fuck off.
你要走回家吗？
You're just gonna walk home?
我自己会找车坐 走吧
I'll find a ride, just go.
莎拉 只是开个玩笑
Sara, it was just a joke.
我打车 你走吧 走吧
I'll find a ride, just go, just go.
你知道 你没有这个的话
You know, it's going to be hard for you to find a ride
很难打到车
when you don't have this.
给我
Give me that.
给我手♥机♥
Give me that.
你想要吗？
You want this?
把手♥机♥给我
Give me the phone.
-把手♥机♥给我 -想得美
- Give me the phone. - Ooooooh.
祝你散步愉快 婊♥子♥
Have fun walking, bitch.
杰
Jay!
杰
Jay!
混♥蛋♥
Asshole.
他妈的
Fuck!
哦 该死
Oh, shit!
有人吗？
Hello?
我只需要借用一下电♥话♥
I just need to use your phone.
谁能帮帮我 我只想
Can somebody help me, I just need,
我只需要用一下电♥话♥
I just need to use the phone.
有人么？
Hello?
有人么？
Hello?
有人在吗？
Is anyone in here?
你好？
Hello?
有人吗？
Hello?
有人在吗？
Hello?
萨拉
Sara.
杰？
Jay?
杰
Jay!
不给糖就捣蛋
Trick 'r treat.
一年之后
又是尤斯特镇十月里阳光明媚的一天
It's another beautiful October day here in Yost Town.
万圣节就在眼前 伙计们
Halloween's right around the corner, folks.
我会在醉城酒吧 这里有买♥♥♥一♥送♥一♥活动
I'll be in Inebriate City for the two for ones
别忘了 还有那些穿着最性感服装的女孩们
and don't forget, the girls with the sluttiest costumes
敞开怀地喝 把她们喝倒
get in free and drink till they pass out.
我是你们的DJ迪克 “105.6调频”
I'm your man, DJ Dick, "from 105.6 The Mix,"
“倾听火热的声音”
putting hits all up in your mouth.
你试过亲手杀死过什么吗？
Have you ever killed anything?
你说什么？
What?
比如 你小的时候
Like, when you were younger.
有没有杀死鸟啊 猫啊或其他什么东西的？
Every kill a bird, cat or anything?
有一次喂死了一只宠物鱼
I killed a pet fish by overfeeding it once.
你有没有想过杀人？
Have you ever just wanted to just kill someone?
我不知道 也许想过吧
I don't know, maybe.
嘿 你和里基到底怎么了？
Hey, what's up with you and Ricky anyway?
你和他做♥爱♥了吗？
Did you fuck him yet?
天哪 曼迪
Jesus, Mandy.
怎么了？
What?
别告诉我你还没和他上♥床♥
Don't tell me you haven't fucked him yet.
可能吧
Maybe.
不管怎样 梅丽莎
Whatever, Melissa.
至少给他手过吧？
At least given a handy?
你真是个荡♥妇♥
You're such a slut.
哦 等等 看
Oh wait, look.
她在那里
There she is.
谁？
Who?
埃塞尔阿姨
Old Aunt Ethel.
为什么他们叫她“埃塞尔阿姨？”
Why do they call her "Old Aunt Ethel?"
因为 20年前
Because, like 20 years ago,
她在那所房♥子里杀了她全家人
she killed her entire family in that house