克里斯·洛克：杀死信使（2008）

就因为他叫了别人一声“死变♥态♥”
Got fired for calling somebody a faggot.
我们这时代太疯狂，你得管好你的嘴啊
Yeah, we live in a crazy time. You gotta watch what you say, baby.
这个信息时代，你说了什么错话，很可能导致你身败名裂
Between the internet and all these shows, say the wrong thing, your career is over.
这些问题很难说的，不是针对某个词
But here's the crazy thing, man, it's not about the words sometimes, man.
不是针对某个词，这些坏词不是全坏的
It ain't about the words, all bad words ain't bad.
大多数时候，重要的是词所指的意思
Sometimes it's about the context in which the word is said.
不全是词的问题
It's not always the word,
重要的是词所指的意思
it's the context in which the word is said.
你懂的，这取决于你说的这句话的内容
You know, depending on what you're talking about,
你说“你是我见过最性感的骚货”
you say, "You the finest bitch I ever seen."
这是彻头彻尾的夸奖
That's a compliment.
不取决于词本身，重要的是词所指的意思
It ain't the word! It's the context in which the word is being said.
回到刚刚的话题 他不应该叫别人“死变♥态♥”
So my man on Grey's Anatomy, it ain't that he called somebody a faggot,
而是，他为什么叫了别人“死变♥态♥”
it's like, how did he say "faggot"?
他为什么这么说？难道是毫无来由的说“早啊死变♥态♥”？
How did he say it? Did he come in early one day and go, "Morning, faggot"?
如果是那样，他必须被炒鱿鱼
Cos if he did that, he should be fired.
但事实呢？
But how did he say it?
假如他是跟那个人发生了争执？口角？
Was he having a fight with this person? Was he having an argument?
或者是跟那人有亲密的关系之类？到底为什么？
Do they have a relationship of some sort? How did he say it?
再多说点，如果人在争吵或者打架的时候
And here's the other thing, if they was having a fight,
这只是个人观点，如果你正跟别人吵架
well, I just think personally, if you having a fight with somebody,
你应该说的是最伤害那个人的话
you should be able to say whatever you think is gonna hurt this person the most.
怎么了 在吵架的时候还要坚持“政♥治♥正确”吗
What, I gotta be politically correct and mad at the same time?
假如，我开着车，有人撞到我了
Like if I'm driving and somebody crashes into me,
而那个人残疾，只有一条腿
and they got one leg,
那老子就说他的腿
I'm a talk about the leg.
“嘿，怪不得你不会刹车啊 你就一条腿啊混♥蛋♥”
"Hey, you one-legged bastard, no wonder you can't brake.
“希望你有两条腿的保险”
"I hope you got some two-legged insurance."
但是 他为什么说“死变♥态♥”
But how did he say "faggot"?
那现在就面临一个残酷的问题
Now here's the real question nobody wants to ask.
如果他称呼为“死变♥态♥”的那个人
What if the person that he called a faggot...
真的很像个死变♥态♥，怎么办？
was acting like a faggot?
我不是不尊重同性恋群体，我也有同性恋朋友、粉丝
I'm not trying to disrespect any gay people. I have gay friends. I know I have gay fans.
我知道现场就有同性恋，我想说的是，谢谢你们买♥♥票
I know some of y'all are here tonight. I just want to say... thanks for the money.
我很支持维护同性恋权利，希望你们有结婚啊，什么的权利
I'm all for gay rights. I hope you get the right to get married and buy cereal and...
你们现在被歧视的问题，我都希望得到矫正
whatever you being denied, I hope you get it
因为我觉得同性恋粉丝，是我最好的粉丝了
cos I think gay fans are some of the best fans to have
因为他们买♥♥票入场速度最快
cos they can buy tickets faster than anybody.
知道为什么吗？因为人家没孩子
You know why? Cos they don't have any fucking kids, that's why.
而且你也绝对见不到同性恋流浪汉
You never see no gay homeless people.
没有同性恋流浪汉，没有亚洲人流浪汉
There's no gay homeless people and there's no Asian homeless people.
这是美国流浪汉的规矩
That's just the homeless rules.
流浪汉是有区别的，嗯，没错
The homeless discriminate. Yes, they do.
你以为他们会懂
You'd think they would be more understanding.
我说到哪了？
But where was I?
如果他叫 死变♥态♥ 的那个人 真的很像个死变♥态♥呢？
What if the person that he called a faggot was acting like a faggot?
像“死变♥态♥”，不一定就要是个同性恋啊
Cos you don't have to be gay to act like a faggot.
甚至都不一定是个男人
You don't even have to be a man to act like a faggot.
谁都可以表现的像一个“死变♥态♥”
Anybody can act like a faggot.
我再来举个例子
Let me give you an example.
我超喜欢Gwen Stefani（著名女歌♥手）
I love Gwen Stefani.
我觉得她的组合，是世界上最好的之一
I think No Doubt is one of the best groups in the world.
我车里有她们的CD
I keep a No Doubt CD in my car.
我总喜欢跟着她们的歌♥一起唱
And I sing that shit to the end, I'm like...
如果这歌♥不唱完，我都不愿意下车
I won't even get out my car until the shit's over. I'm like...
我就是如此喜欢这位歌♥手，好吧
I fucking love me some Gwen Stefani, right?
那现在，我开车，在红绿灯下
Now if I'm driving my car and I'm at the light,
你的车在我车后面，现在是红灯
and you're in the car behind me, and the light's red,
我开始放歌♥，我又开始陶醉了
and I'm blasting some Gwen Stefani and I'm like...
你的车在我车后面，现在是红灯，没什么
And you're in the car behind me and the light's red, cool.
但是，一会变绿灯了
But then the light turns green.
但我没看见，我陶醉的不行了
And I don't see it cos I'm in Gwen Stefani heaven.
我这样
And I'm just goin'...
那现在灯开始闪了
Now the light starts fucking blinking.
又要换红灯了
It's getting ready to turn red again!
我还是没看见，我还是陶醉中
And I still don't see it! And I'm in my car going...
如果你现在就在后面的车里，眼看灯就要又变红了
Now if you're in the car behind me and that light's getting ready to turn red,
而我还陶醉的不行
and I'm going...
你在后面的车里
If you're in that car behind me,
你有权说“死变♥态♥，灯要变红了！”
you have the right to go, "Hey, faggot, the light's about to change!"
擦，估计最绅士的人都要叫我“死变♥态♥”了
Shit, even Elton John would call me a faggot...
就那个场合
at that moment.
这个词，不代表这个词
It's not the word,
代表的是这句话所指的意思
it's the context in which the word is being said.
词不重要，重要的是词所指的意思
That's what's going on. It ain't the word, it's the context.
说到词，现在有人想抹掉“黑鬼”这个词
Now, speaking of words, now they're trying to get rid of the word "nigger".
想让我心爱的“黑鬼”消失
Trying to get rid of my beloved "nigger".
切，去年有色人种协会甚至给这个词举♥行♥了个葬礼
Shit. Last year, the NAACP had a funeral for the word "nigger".
好吧，那今儿就是“复活节”
Well, tonight is Easter.
是啊，不管这个词什么时候被说起
That's right. Whenever the word "nigger" is spoken,
总是有人问一个问题“白人能说这个词吗？”
it is always followed by the same question "Can white people say nigger?"
正确答案是……
And the correct answer is...
不太能
not really.
你得问问你的“黑鬼”领♥事♥馆♥
You have to check with your nigger consulate,
找那些“黑鬼”参议员聊聊
talk to your nigger representative,
他们会告诉你在这特殊时期内的“黑鬼”政策
and they will tell you the nigger rules where you are at that particular time.
在这个时代，马丁路德金 和那些先辈们的遗愿都已经基本实现了
We live in a crazy time where Dr King and Mr Mandela's dreams are coming true.
黑人，白人，亚洲人，印度人，什么人种都可以在一起
Black and white people and Asians, Indians, and everybody's hanging out together.
不同肤色的人们，这一切来之不易
Interracial posses. It's unbelievable what's going on, man.
非常不容易
Unbelievable.
非常的不容易，的确……
Unbelievable. It's unbelieva...
我的黑人朋友们，都各自有一大堆白人朋友
All my black friends have a bunch of white friends.
但，我的白人朋友们，都只有一个黑人朋友
And all my white friends have one black friend.
真是啊
Yeah, man.
如果你和不同肤色的人做朋友，你得弄明白
But if you are in an interracial posse, you have to figure out,
你得弄明白，不同人种之间交流的规矩
you know, what are the rules of the interracial posse?
你知道黑人之中的Dr.Dre法则吗？
What are the Dr Dre rules of your crew?
没错，有人问了，什么叫Dr.Dre法则？
That's right, cos, you know, what are the Dr Dre rules?
当电台或者酒吧放了Dr.Dre的音乐，这个法则有什么意义？
What are the rules when a Dr Dre song comes on the radio or plays at a club?
这个事情会产生什么影响？
What is the procedure that goes into effect?
有些时候，我和白人朋友们在一起，这时候响起了Dr.Dre的歌♥
Cos sometimes I'm with my white friends and a Dr Dre song will come on.
他的歌♥里有好多“黑鬼”这个词
And there's a lot of "niggers" in a Dr Dre song.
白人朋友们很享受这音乐
And they want to enjoy it,
但是当我在场，他们不能很尽情的享受
but they can't really enjoy it around me.
因为他们跟着唱的时候，会跳过这个词，或者模模糊糊唱这个词
So they start taking out the "niggers" or mumbling the "niggers".
唉不得不说这场面很没趣
And that's just a sad sight to see.
看见一群白人兄弟们
It's just sad to see some white person
在很带劲的唱“阉♥割♥版”Dr.Dre的歌♥
trying to do a niggerless rendition of a Dr Dre song.
太尼玛不带感了
It's just fucking depressing.
他们喜欢跟着唱，但是又要避开这个词，所以就这样
They're trying to rap along without saying "nigger" and they're like...
我真尼玛无语了
I don't know what the fuck to say.
但是我知道，当我不在场的时候
But I know when I'm not there,
擦，他们听着这些歌♥，超带劲
shit, they lean into that shit.
“Chris Rock不在，来吧，放大声！”
"He's not here. Turn it up!"
他们就……
They're like...
从他背后
...On his back!
一击致命
And kill him!
我恨这些黑鬼！
I hate niggers!
“嘿，哥们，这首歌♥里根本没这句词”
"Say, hey, man, that's not even in the song."
“啊，我唱串了，不好意思哦”
"I got a little carried away. Sorry about that.
“不过这句词真应该加进去哦”
"They should put it in. They really should."
别担心啦白人伙计们，继续听你们的Dr.Dre歌♥吧
Don't worry, white people, get your Dre on.
继续听你们的Dr.Dre，JAY-Z，Kanye West 吧
Get your Dre on, get your J on, get your Kanye on.
很正常，没关系，这词肯定会出现在歌♥里，没关系
It's all right, it's all good. It's gotta be in the song, though. It's gotta be in the song.
这词肯定会出现在他们的歌♥里
It's got to be in the song.
所以又回到了同一个问题
“白人能说黑鬼这个词吗？”
So the question remains the same, can white people say "nigger"?
还是那个答案
And the answer is the same.
不太能
Not really.
也有几个例外，比如“使劲干我，老黑”
There's some exceptions, like, "Fuck me harder, nigger."
很多白人姑娘在丈夫旁边使劲忍♥着不笑出来呢