灭世男孩（2023）

You can't wash a hole and make it shine. No.
她疯了
She's insane.
你…
You…
你必须拿起手术刀
you have to take a scalpel
深入不断地挖掘
and you carve deep and deeper and deeper
直到你揪出…
until finally you reach the…
你这个小…
And your little…
我说了不准给她枪
I said no guns.
谁他妈的给了她一把枪
Who gave her a fucking gun?!
把该死的麦克风给我
Give me the fucking microphone.
有人在敲门
There's knocking at the gate.
感谢希尔达·范德柯的精彩演说
Hilda Van Der Koy, everybody!
把她弄出去
Get her out of here.
好了
Okay.
好了 不必再等待了 我们聚集于此是为了见证什么
Now, enough waiting. What are we all here to witness?
大清洗
The Culling.
是什么净化了我们的城市
What cleanses our city?
大清洗
The Culling!
慢着
Wait.
让我们看看这股坚韧能让你走多远
Let's see how far that tenacity gets you.
这家人得治治脑子了
This family needs therapy.
是哪个赞助商让今晚成为可能
What sponsor makes tonight possible?
冰淇淋泡芙
Frosty Puffs!
我勒个去
What the fuck?
他们登场了
Here they come.
菠萝侠
Pineapple Pal.
奥克托神偷手
Octo Thief.
牛奶里泡一泡就足够了
♪ A plunge into The milk and that's enough! ♪
你迷上了冰淇淋泡芙
♪ You're addicted to The Frosty Puffs ♪
现在谁愿意和我们一起前往那寒冷的海礁
♪ Now who's coming with us To the frosty reef? ♪
那里有菠萝侠和奥克托神偷手
♪ We got Pineapple Pal And Octothief ♪
躲猫猫
Peek-a-boo.
来和山羊加里一起玩耍
♪ Come hang out with Gary the Goat ♪
他们当中最淘气的那个
And the naughtiest of them all
将得到一个我们最爱的毛茸茸的朋友送出的特别惊喜
gets a special surprise from our favorite fluffy friend,
山羊加里
Gary the Goat!
麦片水手本人
Cereal Sailor himself,
糖霜霸船长
Captain Frostington!
精神错乱
Delirium.
一种混乱的精神状态 可能会产生
A confused mental state that may result in imagery
明显不可能真实的幻象
that clearly can't be real.
这些甜美的甜甜圈让人为之疯狂
♪ These sugary rings make us All go nuts ♪
一个两个三个下肚坏人就全都抓住
♪ With a one two three The bad guys all in cuffs ♪
尽情享用冰淇淋泡芙
♪ You'll be happy Eating Frosty Puffs ♪
我们对您一直以来对范德柯王朝的忠诚
A small thank you for your continued devotion
致以忠诚的感谢
to the Van Der Koy dynasty.
大清洗现在开始
Let The Culling commence!
谁会是第一个呢
Who will be first?
她怎么样
How about her?
给我过来
Come back here.
求求你 不要杀我
Please, no. Please.
快点
Hurry!
快点啊
Hurry up!
我们得离开这里
We gotta get out of here.
让整个身体都进入镜头
Let's get the whole body in the shot.
把那混♥蛋♥的项圈连接到遥控器上
Put that fucker's collar on the remote.
是 长官
Yes, ma'am.
我是一件工具
I am an instrument.
只有一个使…
Shaped for a single purp--
二号♥摄像头 放大
Camera two, zoom in tight.
好戏开始咯
Here we go.
拜拜了您嘞
Overboard.
不 不
No, no.
住手 给我住手啊
Stop! Stop that.
加里来咯
Here comes Gary.
被山羊弄死
Death by goat.
跟我的计划不太一样
Not exactly how I planned to go.
加里 加里 加里 加里
Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary!
动手吧 加里
Come on, Gary!
巴索
Basho?
我他妈是个山羊欸 伙计
I'm a fucking goat mate.
太令人费解了
So many questions.
来吧
Come on.
本尼
Benny!
我的队伍回来了
My team's back!
那是谁
Who is this?
我们会待命
We'll stand by.
敬谢幕
To endings.
我们走 这边 上上上
Let's go! This way. Go! Go!
你这个长触手的混♥蛋♥
You tentacled prick!
软体傻♥逼♥
Mollusk Cunt.
我们来得稍微迟了点
Oh, we are cutting it a bit close.
但我们的计划…
But the plan…
我们的计划非常成功
the plan worked perfectly. Come on!
砰
Boom!
首先 我们伪装起来
First, we got into disguise.
然后 我们拿到了管家的通行卡
Then, we took the butler's security pass
当你分散他们注意力的时候
while you created a diversion.
一号♥玩家胜出
Player One wins!
完美发挥 干得漂亮
Perfectly played. Nice job.
然后我们在约定地点截胡了你
Then we picked you up from the rendezvous.
我们控制不了她的…
We can't control what she--
侦查了安保措施
Scoped out security measures.
然后本尼发挥他的魔力
Then Benny worked his magic.
操♥你♥妈♥
Fuck you!
把手提篮打翻
Topple tart the handbasket.
很多地图面包人
Many maps bread man.
怎么又来了
Not this again.
砍掉谷仓里农民的脚
Chopped off the barn farmers feet.
用来对付扫描仪
For the scanner. Yeah.
这部分真是爽爆了 - 是啊
That was the good part. - Yeah.
船让潜水员浮起来 抓苹果高手渡渡鸟
Boat float the diver. Master apple slap-grab the dodo.
然后我们就到了这里 明白了吗
And now we're here. Make sense?
听懂了一部分吧
Part of it makes sense.
把这该死的工作给完成
Finish the fucking job.
我们代表着革命 今夜一切将迎来终结
We are the revolution. Tonight it ends.
准备好了吗
Ready? Yeah!
战斗吧
Fight!
受死吧
Come on!
那么…
So…
你这小儿科节目进展怎么样了
how is your little kiddy show going?
去你的
Fuck you.
把你的人带来 解决这件事
Bring in your men. Clean this up.
你知道…
Y'know…
当有人在厨房♥水槽里
When somebody takes a steamy shit
拉出一坨热气腾腾的屎时…我不会洗碗的
in the kitchen sink…I stop doing the dishes.
他没有帮手不可能解开项圈
He couldn't free himself without help.
我知道你干的好事 把这件事给解决了
I know what you did. Fix this.
我已经解决好了
I already did.
给我回来
Come back here!
你敢走开试试
Don't you dare walk away from me!
滚开
Piss off.
本尼 本尼
Benny! Benny!
好了 你这个丑八怪海盗
Okay, you soggy cereal shit pirate.
Mapple dabloom
Mapple dabloom!
没有人能在我的节目里捣蛋
Nobody fucks with my show!
本尼
Benny!
金脚趾酱
Golden Toe Jam.
哦 不
Oh, no!
见鬼
Fuck!
我他妈创造了广播奇迹