神兽

拜托 你独霸电视了啊
Come on, you're hogging the TV.
我在看《鬼公主小七》的第五集
I'm on the fifth episode of Ghost Princess Seven.
莱莉说这是最棒的一集 确实是的
Riley said it's the best episode and she's so right.
为什么这个鬼公主小七有尾巴啊
Why does Ghost Princess Seven have a tail?
因为她是被神选定的救世主
Because she's the anointed one.
是有能力汇集七种灵魂
The one who can unite the seven spirits
能击败恶魔的
to defeat the overfiend.
天啊 你是成了个动漫迷了吗
Oh, God, are you turning into an anime kid?
什么 不能因为我喜欢几部动漫
What? Just because I like some anime
就说我是动漫迷了啊
doesn't make me an anime kid.
真好 没听到牡蛎人说了什么
Great. Now I missed what the oyster said.
看起来好像你需要个导师
Looks like you could use a tutor.
你别说 还真的需要
You know what? I could.
也是巧了
It just so happens that, uh,
-我可以指点一二 -不要 本 我是需要个导师
- I could teach you a thing or two... - No, Ben, I need a tutor!
我需要个懂代数的导师
I need a tutor who understands algebra.
但是宝贝 你...
But baby, y-you are...
别和我说我搞得定
Don't tell me I'm killing it!
你一直说我搞得定但是我并没有啊
You keep telling me I'm killing it but I'm not.
我快完了
I'm drowning.
我知道你有多以我为傲
And I know how proud of me you are,
但是我也不知道我怎么会觉得自己可以做到
but I don't know why I thought I could do this.
我感觉自己辜负了你
I feel like I'm failing you.
辜负我吗
Failing me?
宝贝 你觉得我是因你擅长数学才以你为傲吗
Baby, you think I'm proud of you because you're great at math?
我之所以以你为傲是因为
I'm proud of you'cause you're doing something
你在做一件超级勇敢的事情
incredibly brave.
什么
What?
是重回学校
Going back to school.
过了这么久了
After all this time?
当然不会很容易
Of course it's gonna be hard.
但别让这种事吓倒你
But don't let that freeze you up.
因为你是我的小明星
'Cause you are my superstar.
-别这么叫我了 -但你就是啊
- Stop saying that. - But you are.
你说说还有哪个女人带着四个孩子
Tell me another woman with houseful of kids
还跟你做一样的事的
that's doing whatyou're doing right now.
说啊 我听着
Go ahead, I'll wait.
统计学课上有个蒂娜
There's Tina in my stats class.
统计学的蒂娜
Tina in stats, huh?
四个孩子
Four kids?
两个
Two kids.
才两个啊
Two kids?
两个有什么好说的
Get out of here with two kids.
两个孩子根本不麻烦
Two kids is nothing.
哪比的上你四个孩子
Ain't got four like you.
你可以的 宝贝
You got this, baby.
让我看看你的书 看好了
Now let me see that book. Now watch.
就好像我不会数学似的
Act like I don't know my numbers.
我来帮你 我看看
Help you out. So, where are we...
你需要个辅♥导♥老师
Yeah, you gonna need a tutor.
明天见 伙计们 奥兰多
See you tomorrow, everyone. Orlando.
晚安
Good night.
你背后没藏着一个打蛋器吧
You're not concealing a whisk, are you?
抱歉昨晚那么乱
I'm sorry last night was such a bust.
我真的希望你能提前告诉我你和前夫住一起
I just wish you would've told me that you live with your ex.
我以为我们会去餐厅吃饭
Well, I thought we weregonna be out at a restaurant.
-好吧 但是 -为什么很重要呢
- Okay, all right, but... - Why does it matter so much?
因为我
Because I...
我觉得我们真的有戏
I think that this could be something.
但我们必须坦诚
But we got to be up-front with each other.
我 我朋友总跟我说
Look, my-my friends keep telling me,
你根本不了解这个女人 而且其实
"You know nothing aboutthis woman," and you know what?
-他们没说错 我确实不了解 -是啊
- They're right. They're right, I don't. - Yeah.
你说得对 你是对的 我是应该告诉你
You're right. You're--Okay. You're right, I should have told you.
但是只是 我希望第一次约会能
But it just--I really wanted our first date to be,
就是 有趣又性感
like,fun and sexy, you know?
然后再让你知道我的那些麻烦
And then you could get to my baggage.
因为我的生活 确实一团糟
Because the way I live,it's-it's real screwy.
你懂吗 我经常加班
You know? I work late most nights
道格又经常出城工作
and Doug is always out of town for work.
我们又买♥♥不起两套房♥子 所以我们希望
And we can't afford two houses, so we want
能给孩子一个正常 稳定的
to provide a-a normal,stable environment
生活 但是谁知道 生活理想吗
for Bert and, I don't know, is it ideal?
当然一团糟 只是 现在这就是我的情况
It's a mess, but it's-it's the way it is.
我们不一定都能这么简单 干净地离婚
We can't all have these easy, clean divorces
就像你这样
the way you obviously have.
其实
Right.
怎么了
What?
我没说过吗
I-I didn't mention this?
说什么
What?
我没离婚
I'm not divorced.
我妻子吉尔 她 去世了
My wife Jill, she-she died.
你还说我有秘密
But I'm the one keeping secrets.
我是说 别 抱歉
I mean, don't-- I'm sorry.
抱歉 我不该 我好遗憾 你真可怜
Sorry, don't get me-- I feel,I feel terrible. You poor thing.
-谢谢 但是 -但是你怎么不告诉我呢
- Uh, thank you, but... - But how could you nottell me that?
-我是该说 -你是该说
- I-I should have. - Yeah. Yeah.
你当然是该说
You bet your ass you should have.
好吧 抱歉
Okay. I'm sorry.
你是鳏夫啊
You're a widower.
还有孩子 还有自己的事业
And a father,you own your own business.
肯定有很多女人扑倒你吧
You must get laid a ton.
不 不是的
No. No.
我不是那种人
I'm not that kind of guy.
我是说 我也可以
I mean, I could be.
-但我不是 我不是 -好的
- But I am not. I'm not. - All right.
-但是真的 我可以的 -好的 了解了
- But honestly, I re-- I could be. - O-Okay. I got it.
那个
Hey, could...
我们能再来一次吗 明晚
Could we do this again tomorrow night?
明后两天我都要加班 而且
I'm working the dinner shift the next two nights, and...
道格周末都不在
Doug is away all weekend.
所以 我想出来 我很愿意
So yes, the answer's yes. I would love to.
我很愿意 只是
I would love to, but...
我们要干什么都得带着博特
anything we dowould have to involve Bert.
我不怕他
He doesn't scare me.
你会怕的
He will.
-好的 -好的 好了
- Okay. - Okay. All right.
-香农 -什么事
- Hey, Shannon? - Yeah.
你姓什么
What's your last name?
怎么 你要我现在就告诉你我的所有秘密吗
What? You want me to give away all my secrets?
不用 女士
No, ma'am.
-好的 -好了
- All right. Okay. - Okay.
几位 太不好意思了
Guys, guys,I'm so embarrassed.
我知道邮件的事了
I know about the e-mail,
关于让我加入群聊的事
about putting me on the group chat,
简直是
and it's just...
太过分了
so not cool.
说真的 我太懂了
Seriously, I sympathize.
不用说了 你妈妈和我妈妈一模一样
Low-key, your mom sounds just like mine.
我妈妈
My mom?
伙计 我太懂你了
Dude, I'm so with you.
我也想说 妈妈我都长大了 让我自己来行么
I'm like, "Mom, I'm an adult. Just let me grow up already."
你懂我意思吗 就是
You know what I mean? Like...
是啊 当妈的简直
Yeah. Yeah, moms...
最可怕
the worst.
-最可怕的事 -天哪 你懂我
- The worst. Yes. - Oh, my God. You get it.