衰女翻身（2017）
The Mick
第二季
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衰女翻身（2017）
The Mick S02E09
Part 2
July 22, 2020, 12:07 p.m.
Come on.
说一句 那种事 我不用电脑
And just so you know, I don't use a computer to do that, so...
好吧
Right.
我想着你就行了 还看什么电脑
Why would I use a computer when I can just think about you?
我的天
My God.
真的 真是那样
No, that's true. I do.
我想着你 真想着你 好吗
I think about you, all right? I do. Okay?
我不骗你
Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.
也许在想象中还会加些别人
Maybe sometimes there are other people there.
我就是说 你懂的 让我...
Well, I'm just saying, you know, make my mind...
比如在健身房♥里
it's like this gym.
-不是吧 健身房♥ -对
- Sorry, a gym? - Yeah.
你在里面
And you're there.
你在外面转圈跑
You're-you're running around the track on the outside.
而里面也有其他人
I mean, sure, yeah, there are other people there.
她们使用健身器材
And they're using the machines,
我打量她们了一圈
and maybe I check them out for a sec, you know?
看看她们都在做什么运动
see what kind of exercises they're doing.
但你肯定最后都会跑回来
But sure enough, you always come running back around.
我会看着你
And then I'm looking at you.
我在中间
And I'm in the middle.
撸吗
Tugging on it?
不 我 你乱...
No. I, what... you're putting...
-你问什么问啊 -嗯
- What're you doing, all right? - Yeah.
你像个国安局的人 冲进来
'Cause you're coming in here like the NSA!
让我交出硬盘
You're demanding my hard drive!
现在又曲解我的意思
And now, you're sticking things in my mouth.
你朝我喊什么
Why are you yelling at me?
因为我不想你在这里
Because I don't want you in here!
我不是来和你吵架的
I didn't come in here to fight with you.
我其实是过来想找你谈谈我们的关系
I actually came in 'cause I wanted to talk about us,
但酝酿的情绪都被破坏了
but I've... yeah, th-the mood has passed,
我不想谈了
and I don't anymore, all right.
你撸... 读你的新闻吧
Enjoy... your, the news.
爸爸
Daddy?
打扰 你有事吗
Excuse me? Can I help you?
没有
No.
就是得去下洗手间
Just, got to use the restroom.
"鱼"挺大啊
That's a pretty big fish.
什么
Excuse me?
门外的照片上 好帅
The picture of you out front. So cool.
那条马林鱼 是啊
The marlin. Right.
你是这里的实习生吗
You an intern or something?
对 我是
Yeah, I-I'm an intern.
我来这里免费打工...
I'm here working for free, so...
你多大啊 十四岁吗
What are you, like,14?
我就是十四岁
I'm exactly 14.
你怎么这么神 一猜就中
What are you, a frickin' psychic?
我女儿和你一样大
I got a daughter your age.
有人能给她灌输点这种职业精神就好了
Wish someone could instill that work ethic in her.
我特别喜欢"精神"
Well, I'm big into ethics.
在学校 大家都叫我"精神王"
At school, they call me "Kid Ethics."
我尿完了 回见了
Right. Well, I'm done draining. See you around.
连手都不洗
Didn't even wash his hands.
纯爷们儿啊
Such a badass.
爸爸和妈妈还是爱我们
So Mom and Dad still love us,
他俩就是不想在一起了
they just don't want to be married anymore?
对 你懂了 领悟真快 小家伙
Yeah, you got it. Nice job, bud.
你们看到米琪了吗
Have you guys seen Mickey?
我得找她谈谈
I need to talk to her.
你们要离婚了吗
Are you getting a divorce?
啥 不
What? No.
你怎么会这么问
Why would you ask me that?
因为我听见你们吵架了
Because I heard you fighting
而姐姐说 如果经常吵架
and Sabrina said if you fight too much,
就会离婚
you're gonna get divorced.
小本啊 不是对你说教
You know what, Ben? With all due respect,
我和米琪这种关系非常好
what Mickey and I have works for us,
我们没必要和你们解释
and we don't need to explain ourselves to you,
或跟其他孩子解释
or any other little kid.
你们为什么吵架
Why are you fighting?
因为你小姨进我屋子时
Because your aunt just walked in on me
我正在... 读新闻
in the middle of r-reading the news.
你撞见你撸管了吧
She caught you masturbating?
-恶心 -不是
- Gross. - No.
什么意思
What's that?
-好好解释吧 -我不想解释
- Have fun with that one. - No, I don't want to.
告诉我嘛 我要知道
Please tell me. I have to know.
有什么规则吗 谁是主[撸]人啊
What are the rules? Who's the master?
我能当主[撸]人吗
Can I be the master?
全都传授给我吧
Teach me everything.
米琪 抱歉
Mick, I'm sorry I...
你干什么呢
What the hell is going on?
我手♥淫♥呢
I'm masturbating.
别说你在看新闻
And don't you dare tell me that you were reading the news,
因为我们都知道不是
because we both know that's not true.
不是 我刚说了 我手♥淫♥呢
No, I just told you, I'm masturbating.
小样儿
Aha!
承认了吧
So you admit it?
我都承认好几次了
Yes, I've admitted it multiple times,
我就要到"关键"时刻了
and I was actually kind of ramping up to something,
所以我们几分钟后再说...
so if we could circle back to this in a couple minutes...
我对你感到陌生 米琪
I don't know who you are anymore, Mick.
你有点大惊小怪了
You're being so weird about all of this.
多大点事啊
It's not a big deal.
这是赤♥裸♥裸的背叛
It's betrayal, is what it is.
我之前还撞见你手♥淫♥了呢
I just walked in on you doing the exact same thing.
首先 你不了解我的成长环境
First, you didn't grow up like I did.
而且男人这样做 要另当别论
And guys do it because they're different.
-怎么说 -我是个男人 我有需要
- How? - I'm a man, and I need it.
你就是双标而已
You're a hypocrite, is what you are.
至少我不是出轨的人
At least I'm not a cheater.
你说什么
What's that?
抱歉 听不清你讲什么
Sorry, it's just really hard to hear you.
关门
Shut the door.
这样不公平 你都答应我了
That is not fair. You promised!
你才十四岁
You're 14 years old.
-不能一个人去看演唱会 -"真讲道理啊"
- You're not going to a concert alone. - Okay, that makes sense.
林赛食物中毒了 结果变成我受罪了
I get punished because Lindsay got food poisoning?
天 你真是个怂包
God, you are such a spineless dick!
"尿友" 你来干什么
Urinal kid? What are you doing here?
-抱歉 走错地方了 我得... -等下
- So sorry. Wrong office. I-I got to... - Wait.
过来
Come here.
你今晚有事吗
What are you up to tonight?
我 没事
Me? Nothing.
我确实很忙
I-I mean, like, I'm super busy.
有好多活要干 但我可以抽出时间
I got a ton of stuff, but it can all move.
你想带我女儿去看演唱会吗
You want to take my daughter to a concert?
她平时脾气还是很好的
She's much nicer than that, I promise.
怎么样 我请你
What do you say? My treat.
怎么说呢 我觉得不妥
I don't know. I don't think that's such a good idea.
-真的 -拜托 你能去就是帮了我大忙 孩子[儿子]- R-Really. - Come on. You'd be doing me a really big favor, son.
打住 打住
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
让我消化一下
Let me try to understand this.
你没去认爹
So, instead of telling your dad that you are his son,
而是把你姐约出去了吗
you asked your sister out on a date?
不是 他给我约的
No. He asked me.
奇普 我知道你一直泡不到妞儿
Chip, listen, I know you haven't had much luck with the ladies,
但这不是解决之法啊
but this is not the answer.
你是嫉妒 因为我的新姐姐比你更撩人
You're just jealous because my new sister's hotter than you.
你觉得我很撩人
You think I'm hot?
衰女翻身（2017）
The Mick
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