大北方（2021）
The Great North
第一季
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大北方（2021）
The Great North S01E06
Part 1
April 13, 2021, 9:29 a.m.
♪看那上面♪ ♪你看到了什么♪
♪ Look up there ♪ ♪ What do you see? ♪
♪大自然♪
♪ Nature and stuff ♪
♪一块石头♪ ♪一棵树♪
♪ Like a rock ♪-♪ And a tree ♪
♪大北方啊♪
♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪在这上面 你能呼吸空气♪
♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪
♪捕点鱼♪
♪ Catch some fish ♪
♪或者盯着熊看♪
♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
♪大北方啊♪
♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
♪我们在这生活♪
♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
♪我们会一直驻留在此♪
♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
♪从最长的夜晚到最长的白天♪
♪ From longest night to longest day ♪
♪在大北方♪
♪ In the Great North. ♪
早安 艾拉妮丝·莫莉塞特
Good morning, Alanis Morissette.
是我 朱迪·托宾 求爱和男生女王
It is I, Judy Tobin, queen of courtship and boys.
你没事吧 现在是凌晨4点半
Are you okay? It's 4:30 a.M.
没事 今天 我邀请克里斯平·西恩福格斯
Yup. Today, I ask Crispin Cienfuegos,
商场里最性感的人 陪我去参加
the hottest mall hottie in the mall, to be my date
托马斯·温特斯伯恩纪念女士选择舞蹈节
to the Thomas Wintersbone Memorial Ladies' Choice Dance.
以前 我总是邀请
In the past, I've always invited
我最好的柏拉图朋友吉尔·比弗斯
my best platonic guy-friend Gill Beavers.
但我现在是个高雅的成年女性了
But... I'm a sophisticated adult woman now.
你值得一次高雅的成年舞蹈经历
And you deserve a sophisticated adult dance experience.
没错 就像托马斯·温特斯伯恩所希望的那样
Exactly! Just like Thomas Wintersbone would have wanted.
你熟悉我们学校
Are you familiar with our school's
最著名的老师托马斯·温特斯伯恩吗
most famous teacher Thomas Wintersbone?
嗯 很熟悉 你已经跟我讲过无数回了
Oh, yes, I'm very familiar. You've told me many times...
说到19世纪的隆慕斯
You can't talk about 1800s Lone Moose
-就不得不说到托马斯·温特斯伯恩 -又来了
- without talking about Thomas Wintersbone. - Oh, here we go.
他当时无处不在
He... was... everywhere.
托马斯喜爱社交
Thomas was a gregarious man
爱好艺术和书信
with a passion for the arts and letters.
这个爱好最终让他成了一个学校老师
A passion that eventually led him to become a schoolteacher.
他在那遇见了他的挚爱 露比
And it was there that he met the love of his life, Ruby,
学校里辛勤的场地管♥理♥员♥
the school's hardworking groundskeeper.
但当托马斯向露比求婚时
But when Thomas asked for Ruby's hand in marriage,
她父亲不答应
her father objected.
他觉得托马斯的"宅男性情"会使
He thought Thomas's "Indoor disposition" Would make
他不懂得养家糊口 所以他对托马斯提出挑战
for a weak provider, so he challenged Thomas
让他在隆慕斯的野外里一个人生存一个月
to survive a month alone in the Lone Moose wilderness
来证明他的本事
to prove his strength.
渴望能和他的挚爱在一起 托马斯接受了挑战
Desperate to be with his beloved, Thomas accepted.
他答应露比 一旦他回来
He promised Ruby that once he returned,
他们就会结婚 住在两间相邻的小屋
they would wed and live togethr in two side-by-side cabins,
因为人们说
because, as the saying goes,
一间小屋容不下他们的爱
"Their love couldn't be contained by just one cabin."
因此 勇敢的托马斯进入了野外
And so, brave Thomas headed off into the wilderness.
几乎第一时间就死于了暴风雪
He died in a blizzard almost immediately.
好伤心
That's very sad.
也很浪漫
And very romantic.
当他的尸体被捕兽者发现时
When his body was discovered by trappers,
托马斯还没给自己修好庇护所
Thomas hadn't even built himself a shelter.
相反 他被他做的木偶包围
Instead, he was surrounded by puppets he'd constructed.
而木偶有自己的庇护所
The puppets did have their own shelter.
以及户外厕所 和小舞台
And outhouse. And tiny stage.
露比很心碎
Ruby was heartbroken.
她余生都跟她最好的朋友安妮
She spent the rest of her days living in just one cabin
住在一间小屋内
with her best friend Anne.
直到今天
To this very day,
隆慕斯学校还会用舞蹈来几年这个感人的爱情故事
the Lone Moose School celebrates this epic love story with a dance.
女生邀请男生
The girls invite the boys,
而没有被邀请的男生就留在外面
and the boys who don't get invited stand outside
在雪中待一小时致敬托马斯
in the snow for an hour in homage to Thomas.
但克里斯平不会加入他们
But Crispin won't be one of those boys
因为他会和我共舞
because he'll be trotting into dance land with moi,
像一匹高雅的马一样
like an elegant little horse.
说到高雅 我买♥♥了一个叫做妹子老板蓝色的
Ooh, and speaking of elegance, I bought a new eye shadow
新眼影 我最好快去画上
called Girl Boss Blue, and I better go slather that on.
好 别为他们画 要为自己画
Okay, but don't slather for them, Judy. Slather for you!
爸 你差点死掉
Dad, you could have died
欢迎回来 布莱恩
或者撕破横幅
or ripped the banner.
-这是在干什么 -布莱恩昨晚来电
- What's all this about? - Brian called last night.
他周末要从安克雷奇
He's coming up from Anchorage
过来 跟一个客户吃晚餐
for the weekend to have dinner with a client.
布莱恩伯伯要来 好棒
Uncle Brian's coming? Sick!
是很棒 我想要一切都做到完美
It is very sick, and I want everything to be perfect.
距离他搬到那个都市地狱
It's been a full year since he moved to that urban hellhole
开启他的热水浴生意已经过去了一年 可怜家伙
to launch his hot tub business. Poor guy.
他肯定等不及要和我玩
I'm sure he can't wait to hang out with me
做我们以前最爱的活动了
and do all our old favorite activities,
比如钓鱼 然后谈论钓鱼的过程
like fishing and then talking about how fishing went.
等等 一个现实生活中的企业家要来拜访
Hold up. There's a real-life entrepreneur coming to visit?
我和沃尔夫有一些很不错的商业点子
Wolf and I have a few very exciting business ideas,
我们一直在找投资者
and we've been looking for investors.
但很难找到一个我们能信任的援助者
But it's hard to find a backer we can trust.
有些概念非常棒
Some of these concepts are pure gold,
你永远不知道谁可能会把它们偷走
and you never know who might try to steal them.
包括 杰夫·贝索斯
Including... : Jeff Bezos.
总是听他的Alexa
Always listening with his Alexas.
我只需要新毛巾 杰夫里
I just needed new towels, Jeffrey!
这不是我的个性
It's not my personality!
早上好 横幅 你是新来的
Good morning, banner. You're new.
朱迪 我最了解想要寻求关注的眼影了
Uh-oh, Judy. I know attention-seeking eye shadow when I see it.
谁伤害了你 他在哪
Who hurt you? Where is he?!
实际上 是朱迪本人
Actually, it's yours Jude-ly
今天会伤别人的心
who'll be doing the heart-breaking today.
我要请克里斯平·西恩福格斯陪我参加
I'm asking Crispin Cienfuegos to be my date
托马斯·温特斯伯恩纪念女士选择舞蹈节
to the Thomas Wintersbone Memorial Ladies' Choice Dance.
萨曼莎·R总是会邀请我
Samantha R. Always invites me.
我们对虫子有共同的尊重
We share a mutual respect for the worm:
最低等的生物 最时髦的舞蹈
the lowliest of creatures, the funkiest of dances.
你呢 哈姆 有哪个男生吸引了你吗
How about you, Ham? Any special guys caught your eyes?
最近没有 再说 这是女士的选择
Eh, not lately. Besides, it's ladies' choice.
我就等吉本斯校长
I'll just wait till Principal Gibbons
叫我们所有没被邀请的人进去
invites in all the left-behinds.
哈姆 你表妹贝卡要来城里了
Actually, Ham, your cousin Becca's gonna be in town.
-她可以做你的邀请人 -真棒
- She'll invite you inside. - Score!
没有比和表妹一起
Nothing could be cooler than going
参加舞会更酷的事了
to a dance with your cousin.
克里斯平答应啦
Well, Crispin said yes!
答应给我做这些野莓思慕雪
To making me these wildberry smoothies.
朱迪 你没必要因为克里斯平有负担
You know, Judy, you shouldn't feel pressure to go with Crispin
即使他是新晋抢手货 从密歇根州初来乍到
just because he's the hot new thing, fresh in from Michigan.
为什么不继续和吉尔·比弗斯一起参加
Why not go with Gill Beavers again?
他那么温柔亲切 像一个年长的药剂师
He's so sweet. Like an elderly pharmacist.
吉尔过于温柔了 史蒂文·黄只是一场演习
Gill's too sweet. And Steven Huang was a dry run.
这才是实战
But this is a wet run.
出于礼貌 我觉得你不知道自己在说什么
Politely, I don't think you know what you're saying.
你邀请他的时候怎么了
What happened when you tried to ask?
我好像被催眠了一样
I went into a kind of hypnosis.
他说话的时候嘴巴张着 我都能看见他的喉咙了
He talks with his mouth open, and I could see down his throat,
令我非常心潮澎湃了
which was very exciting to me.
-我懂 -然后我就不停地点思慕雪
- Been there! - And I just kept ordering smoothies,
因为神游状态下我只记得一个词
because I could only remember one word in my fugue state:
野莓
wildberry.
当然就没法邀请他一起去舞会了
I certainly did not ask him to the dance.
朱迪 约男生就像买♥♥分时度假房♥一样
Judy, asking a man out is like buying a timeshare.
想得越少或者和律师沟通越少
The less you think about it or discuss it with a lawyer,
越好 看好了
the better. Watch this.
你好 先生 想和我一起约会吗
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