来日方长（2018）

We must contact his family
让他们知道发生了什么
and let them know what has happened.
奇怪
That's odd.
这里一个名字都没有
There are no names in here.
噢 这里写了些什么
Oh, there's something.
"棕狮 周三 晚八点"
"Brown Lion. Wednesday, 8:00pm."
这可能是随便哪个周三啊
That could be any Wednesday.
我们去问问他的邻居吧
Let us ask his neighbours.
挨家挨户调查
Go door-to-door and investigate
就像<她书些谋杀>里的杰西卡·弗莱彻
like Jessica Fletcher in Murder, She Wroted.
是<她书写谋杀> - 没错 <她书些谋杀>
Murder, She Wrote! - Yes, Murder, She Wroted.
噢吼 看看这个
Ooh-hoo! Look at this!
看看我买♥♥了什么
Look at what I've bought!
哦哦 重回战场 马拉多纳的战靴 嘿
Ooh, go back in! Maradona's boots! Hey!
很时髦嘛
It's snazzy!
莱顿东方队要举♥行♥公开选拔赛
Leyton Orient are having open trials.
哈 你不是要去参加吧
Ha! You're not going up for 'em, are you?
为啥不去 我曾为我的国家踢过足球 嘿
Why not? I played football for my country. Hey!
对 但是和这里的不一样 是吧
Yeah, but it won't be the same as here, will it?
你什么意思
What do you mean?
呃 标准会不一样
Well, the standard will be different.
我的意思是 我们发明了足球
I mean, we invented football.
嘿 足球发源于非洲
Hey! Football was invented in Africa!
胡说 Frank 足球是在哪发明的
Bollocks! Frank, where was football invented?
牙买♥♥加 - 啊
Jamaica. - Ah...
滚开啦
Shit off.
Frank 来杯"淘气小混♥蛋♥"
Frank, naughty bastard.
你知道吗
You know,
我在1978年的非洲杯预选赛里进过一球
I scored a goal in the qualifying game for the 1978 Africa Cup of Nations.
好吧 但那是七年前的事了
Yeah, but that was seven years ago.
我是说 你老了 你不健壮了
I mean, you're old. You're unfit.
嘿 我还很健壮
Hey, I am very fit!
他们有没有提到需要教练
Did they mention if they want any coaching staff?
我有一个很棒的足球头脑
I've got a great footballing brain.
对 我们在脑子里踢足球哟
We'll play the game in our head!
嘿 我了解足球 也了解锻炼身体
Hey. I know about football and I know about fitness.
真的吗
Really?
我跑过三次公益长跑
I've done three fun runs.
是啊 跑到Wimpy快餐店 然后变成莫里斯舞者回来了
Yeah, to a Wimpy and back as a Morris dancer!
那也是我们发明的
Which we invented.
噢 Bagpipes
Oh, Bagpipes!
*清晨起床*
*Rise up this morning*
*随着升起的太阳微笑*
*Smiled with the risin sun*
*三只小鸟*
*Three little birds*
*在我的家门口停留*
*Pitched on my doorstep*
*它们啼唱着美妙旋律 真实又纯洁*
*And they were singing a melody pure and true*
*说 这是我给你的信息*
*Saying, this is my message to you*
*宝贝 什么都不用担心*
*Oh, baby, don't worry about a thing*
*因为每件事都会好起来*
*cause every little thing gonna be all right*
你好 Hten先生 - 你好 Agnes
Hello, Mr Hten. - Hello, Agnes.
很抱歉告诉你 Jenkins先生已经死了
I'm sorry to tell you, but Mr Jenkins has died.
谁 - 隔壁的
Who? - Next door.
那个70多岁的老人
The old bloke in his seventies.
我还以为隔壁没人住 - 啊
I thought next door was empty. - Ah!
他在那住了三十年了
He's lived there for 30 years!
噢
Oh.
噢 真是个可怕的消息 那个可怜的人
Oh, that is terrible news! The poor, poor man.
你认识他吗
You knew him?
不好意思 闭嘴 Trixie
Excuse me. Shut up, Trixie!
不 我完全不知道你在说谁
No. I've absolutely no idea who you're talking about.
是的 我认识Ernie
Yeah, I know Ernie.
是你们中的一员 不是吗
One of your lot, wasn't he?
一个黑人小伙子 失去一条腿 有糖尿病
A coloured chap. Lost his leg, diabetes.
不是 - 该死是真的 他给我看的
No. - Bloody did! He showed it to me!
发生什么了 - Ernie死了
What's happened? - Ernie's dead.
什么 那个胖胖的黑人小伙吗 - 是的
What, that big fat black chap? - Yeah!
不是的
No.
噢 真♥他♥妈♥的遗憾
Oh, what a bloody shame!
我敲了这个住♥宅♥区的每一扇门
I knocked on every door on this estate.
没有一个人知道Ernie
And nobody knew a thing about Ernie.
为什么他们还在谈论拯救生命慈善演唱会
Why are they still talking about Live Aid?
拯救生命 拯救生命 拯救生命 该死的
Live Aid, Live Aid, Live Aid. Bloody hell.
你能想象吗 如果你的爸爸孤独死去
Can you imagine? If your father died alone
没有人歌♥颂他的生命
and there was no-one there to celebrate his life.
非洲有比苍蝇 饥荒和鲍勃·盖尔多夫更多的东西
There's more to Africa than flies and famine and Bob Geldof!
什么 - 什么
What?! - What?
你有听我说话吗 - 没有
Are you listening to me? - No.
你有听我说话吗 - 有
Are you listening to me? - Yes.
你正在把一切都归咎于鲍勃·吉尔道夫 像往常一样
You're blaming Bob Geldof for everything, as usual.
我正在谈论一位老人的死亡
And I am talking about the death of an old man.
Walter 我们的社区辜负了老人
Walter, our community is failing its elders.
Agnes 这不是非洲
Agnes, this is not Africa.
这是英国 在英国 他们不照顾长辈
This is England. In England, they don't look after their elders.
这就是为什么他们所有东西都有个协会
That is why they have an association for everything.
该死的猫的协会 狗的协会 你知道吗
Association for the bloody cat. The dog. You know what?
你应该联♥系♥鲍勃·盖尔多夫然后 - Walter
You should call Bob Geldof and... - Walter!
我们要和那个 额
We need to speak to, um...
你怎么称呼的来着 居民 - 协会
What do you call it? The Residents'... - Association.
拜托 - 你为什么不去做
Please? - Why don't you do it?
我 - 嗯嗯
Me? - Mm-hm.
你知道我不喜欢在人群面前说话
You know I don't like speaking in front of a crowd.
哈 那个来自加纳的
Ah, what happened to the sweet girl
想成为索菲娅·罗兰的可爱女孩怎么了
that moved from Ghana to say hello and to become Sophia Loren?
她搬去了伦敦给你做晚餐
Ah. She moved to London to make your dinner.
噢 快点 嗯
Oh, well. Chop-chop, eh?
快点 - 我想要炸鱼和薯条 不想要这个
Chop-chop. - I want fish and chips. I don't want that.
我已经给你做好秋葵了
I've made your okra now!
我在英国 我吃炸鱼薯条
I'm in England. I eat fish and chips!
快点 我来给你领路
Come on. I'll be your pace man.
Bagpipe 我不需要你训练我
Bagpipe, I don't need you to train me.
快点 试着跟上
Come on, try and keep up.
这宝贝车有十挡呢
This baby's got ten gears!
嘿 Baggie Bagpipes
Hey, Baggie! Bagpipes!
这是什么训练
What kind of training is this?
我的胸腔要爆♥炸♥了
My chest is exploding!
Bagpipe
Bagpipe!
噢
Uh-oh!
你有点着急啊 不是吗小子
You're in a bit of a rush, aren't you son?
嘿
Hey.
下午好 先生
Good afternoon, sir!
你今天过得怎么样 警官
How are you doing today, Officer?
我们英国的天气真好
What fine English weather we are having!
你是这附近的人吗
Are you from round here?
不是 我来自塞拉利昂
No! I'm from Sierra Leone.
那你离家也太远了
You're a bloody long way from home, then!
你追着那个男的干吗
What were you chasing that man for?
我的名字是Valentine 我只是在忙我的事
My name is Valentine. I'm just minding my business.
我没有在追他 我在锻炼
I wasn't chasing him! I'm just exercising!
嘿 嘿 请手放到墙上 先生
Hey, hey! Hands against the wall, please, sir.
腿分开 - 为什么 我没做错事
Spread your legs! - Why? I've done nothing wrong!
口袋掏空 - 好的 好的
Empty your pockets. - OK, OK!
我移♥动♥得很慢
I am moving slow-ly
因为我没有武器
because I have no weapon.
我有说过我多爱女王吗
Did I say how much I love the Queen?
别胡闹 - 怎么了
Don't take the piss! - What's going on?
这个人追在你自行车后面 先生 - 不 他没有
This fellow was after your bike, sir. - No, he wasn't!
也许他追我是因为我偷了他的自行车
Maybe he was chasing me because I'd nicked his bike!
你看上去不像那种人 先生
You don't look the type, sir.
你说这话什么意思
What do you mean by that?
嘿 Bagpipe 保持冷静然后谈论王室
Hey, Bagpipe. Stay calm and talk about the royal family.
不 我想知道为什么他觉得我不像罪犯