来日方长（2018）

the kilowatt-to-hour efficiency is staggering.
你电工做得好吗
Are you good with electrical work?
好啊 所有关于电力的事情我都懂的
Yeah. I know everything there is to know about electrics.
我能双手绑在身后剥电线 而且蒙着眼睛
I can strip wire with my hands tied behind my back, blindfolded.
你为什么要蒙着眼睛呢 - 喔 呃
Why would you do this blindfolded? - Oh, Um...
为了加强训练啊 是吧
Well, it's for training, isn't it?
阻断电源 你还有很多要学的 我的朋友
For power cuts. You've got a lot to learn, my friend.
嗯 明天我有个活 是给一间公♥寓♥换个灯
Well, tomorrow, I have a job changing the lights in a flat.
哦 是吗 听起来你可能需要点帮助
Oh, yeah? Sounds like you might need a bit of help.
一天50镑怎么样
How about 50 quid for the day?
哦 不不不 不用 谢谢你
Oh, no, no, no. No, thank you.
行啊 40 - 20
All right. 40. - 20.
不能低于30了 - 25
I won't go lower than 30. - 25.
成交 - 嘿
Deal! - Hey!
好吧 那么 呃
Yeah. So, uh,
你们 呃 我说你们非洲通电的吗
do you, um,I mean do you have electricity in Africa?
当然 在老家 我们有最快的动物们
Of course! Back home we have our fastest animals.
豹子 狮子 猎豹
Leopards, lions, cheetahs.
它们在转轮上跑着 给我们发电
They run on spinning wheels, making electricity.
是吗 真的吗
Yeah? Really?
啊 Bagpipe
Ah, Bagpipe!
没有愚蠢的存在 就谈不上智慧了
Without fools, there would be no wisdom.
所以
So...
所以你们有电啊 - 没有
So you do have electricity? - No!
只有傻瓜才会同时用两只脚来试水的深浅
Only a fool would test the depth of a river with both feet.
别再说那些破谚语了
Stop talking in bloody proverbs!
你们到底有没有
Have you got it or not?
好好好
Okay okay!
当然有了 20或30瓦 50赫兹 单相供电
Of course we do! 20 or 30 watts, 50Hz, single phase.
所以你明天可能得带点工具来
So tomorrow, you might want to bring some tools.
没问题 我有不少 你缺什么
That's fine. I've got the lot. What are you missing?
工具
Tools.
所以基本知识你都知道的吧
So you've got your basics, right.
蓝色那根是零线 棕色那根是火线
Your blues, your neutral, your browns, your live.
带条纹的是
Your stripes is your...
给我等等 你在做什么
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
这就是我们干活的地方
This is where we are working.
我才不要进去呢 这是72号♥
I'm not going in there! That's Number 72!
为什么 这是家妓院(敲门店铺)
What do you mean? It's a knocking shop!
那我就不用敲门了 是吧
Then I won't knock, eh?
*Roxanne*
*Roxanne*
*你不必挂起红灯招揽生意*
*You don't have to put on the red light*
*Roxanne*
*Roxanne*
好 我想把这些露着的灯泡换成那种有火焰效果的壁灯
Now, I want all these bare bulbs replacing with flame effect wall lamps,
因为会更浪漫一些
cos they're more romantic.
行 没问题
OK. No problem.
你可以再给这里刷一点漆
And you can give the place a lick of paint as well
如果你有时间的话
if you have time.
没问题
Ok!
我认识你
I know you.
你之前来过吗
Have you been here before?
哦 没有 女士(老鸨) 我没来过
Oh, no, madam, I've not.
不是说你是老鸨 我是说
Not madam, as in,
我对这里很不熟悉
I haven't frequented this establishment.
我想起来了
Got it!
在小橡子里
Teeny Acorns.
请问你说什么
Beg your pardon?
在小橡子幼儿园里
Teeny Acorns nursery.
对了 - 你的小女儿去那里上学
Oh! - Your little girl goes there.
我叫Mags 是Gary的妈妈
I'm Mags. I'm Gary's mum.
你好
Hello to you.
我们都觉得你这么照顾她真是太贴心了
We all say it's so lovely how you look after her,
就算她 你懂我的意思 不是你的孩子
even though she's, you know, not yours.
呃 抱歉 你说"我们"是什么意思
Uh, sorry, who's "We"?
就是 你知道的 在幼儿园里的人啊
Oh just, you know, people at nursery.
其他家长 几个员工
The other mums and dads, a few of the staff,
食堂大妈 清洁工 卖♥♥棒棒糖的女士
dinner ladies, cleaner, lollipop lady.
其实还有些孩子
Some of the kids, actually.
你还好吗
Are you all right?
哦 嗯 没问题 我很好
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
谢天谢地 我还以为我说错话了呢
Oh, thank God. I thought I'd put my foot in it, then!
我去给你们弄杯茶
I'll make you boys a cuppa.
喔 你是下一个吗
Oh! Are you next?
呃 不 不是的 谢谢你 女士
Oh. No. Uh, no, thank you, madam.
我不会这么做的 在 你好啊 哥们儿
I won't, on... All right, mate?
在这种场合下
..On this occasion.
在这种场合下 我表示反对
On this occasion, I will demur.
好吧 亲
All right, love.
抱歉
Sorry.
就像我刚刚说的 他今天早上就不见了
Just like I said, disappears this morning.
直到现在我都没见过他
I haven't seen him since.
祝我结婚纪念日快乐
Happy Anniversary to me
Kirsty
Kirsty.
一开始你是被Bagpipes身上哪一点吸引了
What attracted you to Bagpipes in the first place?
呃
Um...
Kirsty
Kirsty!
我不知道
I dunno!
我正试图回忆一下
Just trying to remember!
三 二 一
Three...two...one!
万岁
Hooray!
*每天每夜我醒来的时候*
*Soon as I wake up every night, every day...*
拿着吧 Valentine
Here you are, Valentine.
喂 搞什么
Oi, what the...
Bagpipe 在非洲 我们有句俗话
Bagpipe. In Africa, we have a saying.
等傻瓜学会游戏规则的时候
By the time the fool has learned the game,
玩家们早离开了
the players have already gone.
你要学的还多着呢 我的朋友
You have a lot to learn, my friend.
我总是喜欢老一点的男人
I've always liked older men.
至于Bagpipes 他很亲切
And Bagpipes, he's kind,
稳重 可靠 你知道吗
stable, reliable, you know?
就像人们说的
Like they say,
女孩子会嫁给像她们爸爸一样的男人
girls marry men like their dads!
不过我爸可是好玩得很呢
Except my dad can be quite a laugh!
Kirsty 你要去哪
Kirsty. Where are you going?
我挺好的 今天是我的结婚纪念日
I'm all right. It's my anniversary.
你最好和你男人谈谈
You want to talk to your man.
他正从72号♥走出来呢 是吧
That's him coming out of Number 72, right?
Bagpipe 非洲小子
Bagpipe! Delta Boy!
靠
Shit!
你怎么能这么做 啊
How could you do this, huh?
你给这个家里带来了耻辱
You have brought shame on this family!
别人会怎么想
What will people think?
Kobna会怎么想 他可把你当榜样的
What will Kobna think? He looks up to you!
她们是好人 她们给我活干
They are good people! They offer me work.
我工作是为了把钱放进
I was working to put money in the...
在那种耻辱之地工作吗 - 别别别 那是
Working in a place of shame? - No, no, that's...
Walter最喜欢的曼联马克杯
..Walter's favourite United mug!
还出现在我面前 看着我
Come up before me. Look at me.
别担心 我什么都没做 除了
Don't worry. I did nothing more than...
我不想听 - 我说的是实话
I don't want to hear it. - I am telling the truth.
如果你现在走
If you leave now,
你还能赶上你哥哥想尽办法给你弄来的面试
you'll still make the interview your brother went to great lengths to get you.
别担心 他跟那人是朋友 - 滚出去
Don't worry! He's friends with the man... - Clear out!
出去 你个懒鬼
Clear out, you bum!
看到底哪儿适合你
Look where you fit!
*Roxanne*
*Roxanne*
*你今晚不必穿上那条裙子*
*You don't have to put on that dress tonight*
*在大街小巷招揽生意*
*Walk the streets for the money*
*你不在意那是对是错*
*You don't care if it is wrong or if it's right*
我只是需要你解释给我听 Bagpipes
I just need you to explain to me, Bagpipes.
听着 我不是 - 我以为