来日方长（2018）

Go on, Cynth. Name all the bits.
针和线 - 嗯
There's a needle and thread. - Mm.
可乐果 一本<圣经>
Kola nuts, a Bible
还有给爸爸的钱作为娶走我的交换
and some money paid to Dad in exchange for me.
一大笔钱 要一大笔钱的 - 听起来像<年代秀>
Big money. Big money! - It sounds like The Generation Game!
哦 太浪漫了 我希望有人也能为我出钱
Oh, so romantic. I wish somebody had paid for me!
还有我 - 呵 你们俩 你们俩就在那儿呆着吧
And me. - Hm. You two, you stay there!
叔叔有一个歌♥单可以
Uncle's got a set list that will...
"嗨翻舞池"
.."grind up the dance floor!"
你们要去哪儿呀
Where are you going?
你不记得我了吗
Don't you remember me?
婶婶吗
Auntie?
这是什么情况 你还是不懂自己的语言吗
What is this? Do you still not know your own language?
Godfearing
Godfearing!
炸大蕉 街边小食
Fried plantains, street food,
炒饭 秋葵和姜炖菜
jollof rice, okra and ginger stew with kusabi.
你对非洲食物了解还真多
You know a lot about African food!
噢 谢谢
Oh, thanks.
我爱一切非洲的东西 - 挺好
I love everything African. - Good!
所以 这些都是Agnes和我做的
So, Agnes and I made all this.
我们把传统非洲食物和英国食物混合在一起
We mixed together traditional African and English cuisine.
看到了吗
See?
所以 这个
So this...
是芝士猪
is the cheesy hog.
一般我都会做个刺猬
Normally, I would do a hedgehog.
但今天 我做了个传统的非洲豪猪
But today, I've done a traditional African porcupine.
这 这是个艺术品
It... It's a work of art.
我帮忙扎上的这些芝士条
I helped to stick on all the cheese.
工作量比你想象的要多得多
It's much more work than you'd think.
要脱掉你的大衣吗 - 不了 这儿有点凉
Gonna take your coat off? - Nah, it's a bit chilly in here.
别傻了 脱了吧
Don't be daft! Come on!
我想看看你穿的
I want to see you!
脱了吧
Come on!
喔 - 啊 辣酱 我的最爱
Ooh. - Ah! Shito! My favourite.
辣酱是吗
Shito, eh?
你可能不喜欢 它很辣的
You might not like it. It's quite spicy.
不会比我们传统的加冕鸡辣多少的 - 你只需要一个小
Can't be much hotter than our traditional coronation chicken. - You only need a tiny...
你还好吗 - 当然 当然 我很好
Are you OK? - Yep. Yeah... I'm fine.
我的妈呀 Bagpipes
Bloody hell! Bagpipes!
你看起来就像袋水果亲亲
You look like a bag of Frutti-Toots!
就这样 你看起来很好
Go on, you look good.
你该穿西装的 - 没错 现在你告诉我了
You should have worn a suit! - Yeah, now you tell me
大家好
Hello?
这是Agmababese-Komara-McKyver的派对吗
Is this the Agmababese-Komara-McKyver party?
你说起来倒还挺简单
That's easy for you to say!
没错 就是我们 - Kevin
Yeah, this is us. - Kevin!
呃 各位 见见Kevin吧
Um, everyone, meet Kevin.
你们好 - 你好
Hiya! - Hiya.
你好 - 还好吗
Hiya. - All right?
哇喔 哇喔 哇喔 这位天使
Whoa, whoa, whoa, angel.
请让我来拿吧 - 谢谢
Please let me hold that. - Thanks.
我是Valentine 你是
I am Valentine. You are..?
你配不上的
Too good for you.
不好意思 呃
Excuse me. Um...
我得先接个电♥话♥ - 好
I've got to take this. - OK.
我觉得我坠入爱河了
I think I've fallen in love!
哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 这是什么 - 你喜欢吗
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? - Do you like it?
嘿
Hey!
我觉得穿这个更舒服
I feel more comfortable in this.
舒
Comf...
Jane 我来帮你拿
Jane, let me help you with this.
不用 不用 我自己能拿 谢谢你了
No, no, I'm fine, thank you very much.
我喜欢你的服装搭配
I love what you've done with your costumes.
这么多不同的颜色和图案争奇斗艳
So many colours and patterns competing with one another.
这是Valentine和Godfearing
And this is Valentine and Godfearing.
Valentine和Godfrey
Valentine. And Godfrey.
Godfearing - Godfrey
Godfearing. - Godfrey.
是Godfearing
Godfearing.
就是这个
Right.
所以 你经常来这儿吗
So, do you come here often?
噢 一直来呢
Oh, all the time.
噢 那一定很贵吧
Oh. That must get rather expensive.
那你会在这里待几天的吧
You'll be staying a few days, then?
不 我们今晚就回去
No, we're going back tonight.
回非洲吗
To Africa?!
不 回克罗伊登
No, to Croydon.
你一定就是Cynthia的父亲了
This must be Cynthia's father.
不 我是Walter Easmon 她的教父
No. Walter Easmon. I'm the godfather.
Cynthia的父亲来不了
Cynthia's father couldn't make it.
噢 我很抱歉
Oh. I'm sorry.
是Bagpipes吗 - 嗯
Bagpipes, is it? - Mm.
你作为这个家庭的亲密朋友
As a close family friend,
我想听听你对我们准备的聘礼的建议
I wanted to get your thoughts on our wedding gift for the dowry.
行啊 行啊 我来看看
Sure, sure. I can take a look, yeah.
我们不想冒犯任何人
We didn't want to offend anybody.
但是真的很难确定
But it's hard to know
我们应该为Cynthia付多少钱
how much we should be expected to pay for Cynthia.
一大捆稻草和和一些落花生 这是什么鬼东西
A bale of straw and some monkey nuts? What's this shit?
你不能把这些给Cynthia
You can't give this to Cynthia!
Walter和Agnes会被冒犯到的
Walter and Agnes would be offended!
但典礼马上要开始了
But the ceremony is about start...
我有办法了 过来
I've got an idea. Come on.
我忘了你才刚刚到英国
I forgot that you have just arrived in the UK.
我 会 讲 得 慢 一 些
I... will... speak... slowly.
我刚才在问有关饥荒的问题
I was asking about the famine.
听着 我的朋友 塞拉利昂到埃塞俄比亚的距离
Listen, my friend. Sierra Leone is as close to Ethiopia
和到苏格兰是一样的
as Scotland.
是的 这个 是的 我想非洲是个很大的国家
Aye. Well, aye, Africa is a very big country, I suppose.
注意了 那个鲍勃·盖尔多夫 他为你们创造了奇迹
Mind, here. That Bob Geldof, he's done wonders for you.
就是拯救生命演唱会
That's Live Aid.
不过这儿有充足的食物
Although with all this food here,
这里应该不会有多少饱受饥饿非洲人了 是吧
there's not gonna be many starving Africans about, eh?
很高兴看见你对非洲那么感兴趣
It's good to know you are so interested in Africa.
我们的"大国家"
Our "Big country"!
我是Akie
I am Akie.
我是Cynthia的爸爸
I am Cynthia's father.
我会主持这个仪式 - 爸
I will be running the ceremony. - Dad!
你来了
You came!
仪式以新郎家庭的到来作为开始
The ceremony begins with the arrival of the groom's family.
那是谁啊
Who goes there?
那是你儿子吗 - 是的
Is that your son? - Aye.
他舞跳得不太好啊 - 他是笨手笨脚的
He's no dancer. - He has two left feet!
现在 你们家来选Kevin的新娘 - 噢
Now your family choose Kevin's bride. - Ooh.
我会提供一些花儿供你挑选
I'm going to give you a choice of flowers.
"这不是一朵花 还只是个小花苞"
"This is no flower, just a tiny bud."
"这朵花快凋谢了"
"This flower is... dying."
"这朵花已经枯萎了"
"This flower has wilted."
我愿意买♥♥她 我会给她浇水直到她盛放
I will pay for her. I will water her until she blooms!
Agnes 我会给你钱的
Agnes, I'll give you the money.
Valentine
Valentine!
你破产了 你一分钱都没 坐下
You are broke! You haven't got one penny! Sit down!
我只剩下一朵花了
I have only one flower left.
她对于我来说非常珍贵
She is very precious to me.
她在我的心田里住了25年
She has lived in my heart for 25 years.
所以拜托你 照顾好她
So please, look after her.
女士们先生们 该呈上聘礼了
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to present the dowry.
这点非常重要 - 非常重要
This bit is very important. - Very important.
我们接受你们的求婚
We accept your proposal
如果聘礼合适的话 - 聘礼合适的话
if the gift is right. - If the gift is right.
这是什么东西
What is this thing?!
那是我的高压锅吗