爱尔兰的弗兰克（2021）

The last few years, I've been working on
以爱尔兰为主题的32轨双面专辑
a 32-track double album about Ireland
里面每首歌♥都会以一个郡县来命名
in which each song is named after a single county.
目前只想好了歌♥名 但我刚想到一个
I've only got the title so far, but I just came up with
"沃特福德的血海更深" 不客气
"Blood Is Thicker Than Waterford," So you're welcome.
你不欺负流浪者 不揪自己奶头的时候
What do you do when you're not preying on vagrants,
都做些什么
and gettin' off your tits?
我是个医生
I'm a doctor.
我也是
So am I.
-你才不是医生 弗兰克 -我也可以MDMA
- You're not a doctor, Frank. - I'm gonna do MDMA.
-MMA -你绝对不会综合格斗
- MMA. - And you definitely don't do MMA.
我会
I do. Yeah.
-你是医生吗 哥们 -不是
- Are you a doctor, dude? - No.
他就是弗兰克
That's Frank.
你知不知道"狂喜"[迷幻药]
Did you know that taking Ecstasy--
也叫"轻拍"或"轰炸"
also known as dabbing or bombing--
-是一种入门毒品 -他不吃"狂喜"
- is considered a gateway drug-- - He doesn't do Ecstasy.
-MMA的意思是综合格斗 -综合格斗 我知道
- It stands for Mixed Martial Arts. - Mixed Martial Arts. I know.
你在草率选人 安妮 我们刚分手...
You're rushing things, Aine. We only broke off--
-六年了 -才六年
- Six years ago. - Six years ago,
而你突然间就跑去跟一个派对玩咖
and all of a sudden you're out gallivanting
开始寻欢作乐了
with a yoked up party boy.
-MMA不是迷幻药 -我知道
- It doesn't mean Ecstasy. - I know.
那昨晚算什么
What was all that last night?
我因为奶奶的事很伤心
I was upset about my grandma.
扯淡
Bullshit.
弗兰克 你并不想跟我在一起
Frank, you don't want me.
你只是希望我没了你就不幸福
You just want me to be unhappy without you.
没错 所以你跟巴里皮特这事...
Exactly. So the thing you have going with Barry-Peter--
-是皮特布莱恩 -我绝对不能接受
- Peter-Brian. - It's 100 percent unacceptable.
当年是你甩的我
You broke up with me because--
因为我不同意肛♥交♥
because I wouldn't do anal.
感情应该互相迁就
A relationship should be give and take.
互相迁就
Give and take.
你俩又开始约会了吗
Are you guys goin' out again?
-再说吧 呆福 没准儿 -不 弗兰克 结束了
- We'll see, Doofus, we'll see. - No, Frank, it's over.
如果你要选里面那个比利巴里
If you want Billy-Barry in there,
我明天的演唱会要是出任何岔子
any funny stuff off my gig tomorrow,
我就拧断他的脖子
I'll knock his bloody block off.
我可太想看了
I'd like to see you try.
我得在葬礼前学会综合格斗
I need to learn MMA before the funeral.
-现在就给我预约 -不行
- Book it now. - No,
我得回去上班了 弗兰克 他们会开除我的
I'm due back at work, Frank, they'll sack me.
-综合格斗 立刻马上 -你不是应该去排练吗
- MMA, now. - Shouldn't you rehearse instead?
-综合格斗 快快快 -好吧
- MMA. Now, now, now! - Okay.
你看过《出租车司机》那部电影吗
You ever seen the film "Taxi Driver"?
-没有 -超棒的
- No. - Amazing movie.
在一个疯狂的世界里
In a world gone bananas,
唯一一个清醒的人 为了正确的事挺身而出
one sane man stands up for what's right.
"知道他叫你什么吗"
"Do you know what he called you?
"他叫你小鸡崽儿"
He called you a little piece of chicken."
我不太了解那电影...
Don't really know the film so--
"你从操过那样的逼"
"You never had no pussy like that!
"你可以..."
"You can do-- -
"她会让你的老二坚硬如钢 她会让它爆♥炸♥"
"Man, she'll get your cock so hard, she'll make it explode."
-我是在学哈维·凯特尔 -他是在学哈维·凯特尔
-I was doin' Harvey Keitel. -He was doin' Harvey Keitel.
几点了
What time is it?
我要去小哭一下
Might have a quick cry.
还有五分钟 弗兰克
Five more minutes, Frank.
好
Okay.
这是我最后一次旷工了 弗兰克
This is the last time I take time off work, Frank.
他们说 我要是再缺勤一天
They, uh-- They said if I miss one more day,
就会被开除
I'm out on my ear.
老天
Holy shit.
瞧瞧她
Look at her.
我爱上她了 弗兰克
I love her, Frank.
我爱她
I love her.
弗兰克吗
Frank, is it?
-是的 女士 -我是妮可拉
- Yes, miss. - Nicola.
今天我是你的教练
I'll be your trainer today.
好吧
Right.
到笼子里来吧 小子们
Let's start in the cage, boys.
锁门
Lock it.
伙计们 你们想追求什么效果
So, lads, what are you lookin' to get out of this?
保护我自己不被人欺负
To defend myself against bullies.
-还有医生 -好吧
- Doctors. - Okay.
能教我鱼钩式吗 妮可拉
Can you teach me how to do a fish hook, Nicola?
-葬礼上要用 -鱼钩式是被禁止的
- It's for a funeral. - Yeah, fish hooks are banned.
你的表格上说你练过一点拳击 呆福
It said on your form you've done a bit of sparring, Doofus.
对 我以前
Yeah, well, I, um-- I used to work,
在拳击馆兼♥职♥过 只是简单地陪人练过
part time in a Spar, so it was only light sparring.
我其实有点生疏了 妮可拉
I'm a wee bit rusty is the thing, Nicola.
我生锈了 妮可拉
I'm a wee bit rusty, Nicola.
给我上点油 给我抹满油
Oil me up. Cover me in oil.
我♥操♥
Fuckin' hell!
-疼吗 -不疼
- That hurt? - No.
妮可拉 名字真好听
Nicola. Yeah, that's a-- that's a nice name.
-你明天忙吗... -喂 你别...
- Are you busy tomorrow or-- - Hey, don't--
天啊 也太疼了
Oh, man, that hurts.
直击左胸 要注意 呆福 好吗
Straight left to the chest. Watch out for that Doofus, yeah?
-谢谢 -好啊
- Thank you. - Oh, yeah!
我是万物冠军
Champion of everything.
-妈♥了♥个♥逼♥的 -这是肾脏攻击 很致命
- Fuckin' hell! - It's a liver shot, it's deadly.
你勃起了吗
Is that a boner?
对 我不知道 这
Yeah. I don't know, that's--
这很奇怪
that's a strange one.
抱歉 你真美
I'm sorry. You're so pretty.
-你个小... -很高兴认识你 妮可拉
- You little-- - Nice to meet ya, Nicola.
-妮可拉 -救救我 弗兰克
- Nicola. - Help me, Frank.
你想今晚跟我一起喝酒吗
Would you like to go for a drink with me tonight?
弗兰克 你得排练
Frank, you have to rehearse.
好啊 有何不可
Yeah, why not.
如果今晚约会顺利
If the date goes well tonight,
我或许会约她去参加葬礼
I might ask her to the funeral.
她是个完美人选 女友兼保镖
She's the perfect combo of protection and arm candy.
但我先看上她的
But I bagsied her.
你踢了她的档 呆福
You kicked her in the gee, Doofus.
我嫉妒了
I was jealous.
明早见
See you in the mornin'.
不 我不能去 弗兰克 我要工作
Oh, no, I can't go, Frank, my work.
我可以 我能行
-怎么了 -没什么
- What's goin' on? - Nothing.
弗兰克
Frank.
你好吗 弗兰克
H-- How are you, Frank?
帕德里克
Padraig.
-你在这干什么 -哀悼
- What are you doin' here? - Grieving.
他看起来好悲伤
He just looked so sad.
她是个无与伦比的女人 你母亲
She's a wonderful woman, your mother.
她收留了我 她爱了我
She took me in. She loved me.
老天
Oh, God.
她再次让我有感觉了
She made me feel again.
行吧 对了妈 我想好了
Yeah. Oh, Mam. I've decided.
-我打算在葬礼上演奏 -你同意了吗
- I'm playin' the funeral. - You'll do it?
弗兰克 真是好消息
Oh, Frank. That's great news.
你们一家太好了
What a family.
不如你们带把儿的出去
Why don't you boys take it outside
商量下细节吧
and discuss the details?
给玛丽一点私人空间
Give Mary some alone time.
对 你先穿条裤子吧
Yeah. Let's get you into some pants.
在回归演唱会上最不能做的就是
The last thing we want at a comeback concert--
我妈不会回归了
My mam's not coming back.