福是全家福的福（2015）
F is for Family
第二季
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福是全家福的福（2015）
F is for Family S02E06
Part 1
Nov. 18, 2020, 7:33 p.m.
该走了 都麻溜点
Let's go,chop-chop.
你什么时候开始会看书了?
Since when do you read?
你什么时候开始会在乎我看不看书了?
Since when do you care?
从我成为你♥爸♥的那时候起 而且我马上就要把你的头砸在墙上!
Since I'm your father and I'll put you through that fucking wall!
赶紧走!你已经迟到了!
Move your ass!You're gonna be late!
但是爸爸...
But Dad...
没有但是
But nothing.
噢抱歉 小公主 我以为你是比尔
Oh,sorry,Princess.I thought you were Bill.
这又出啥事了?
What the hell is going on?
孩子们上学快迟到了
Well,the kids are gonna be late for school
而我是这里唯一在乎这件事的人
and apparently I'm the only one around here who cares.
- 弗兰克 孩子们今天放假
- 我想告诉你来着
- Frank,the kids are off today.
- I tried to tell you.
他们都放假?
They're off?
噢天 我是真想去上一次学
Oh,man,I was actually gonna go for once.
为什么他们今天不用上学?
Why the hell don't they have school?
老师们都去大西洋城学公制了
The teachers are in Atlantic City learning the metric system.
公制?
Metric system?
我们都已经向使用公制的那些人宣战了
We declare war on people who use the metric system.
难道之后还要教我们用筷子喝汤?
What's next?They're gonna make us use chopsticks to eat soup?
这房♥子里的空气太让我压抑了!
There's too much tension in this house!
你要是不喜欢 就赶紧滚回地下室!
If you don't like it,go back under it!
- 好啊我会的
- 那最好
- Fine,I will!
- Then good!
混♥蛋♥!
Dick!
弗兰克 你吓到大白了
Frank!You're scaring the dog.
你最近加的班太多了 你现在太烦躁了
All these extra shifts you're working have made you even more agitated than usual.
亲爱的 今天休息吧
Honey,rest up today.
我做不到
I can't.
斯默奇说可以让我现在白天也做一半时间 我也接受了
Smokey offered me half a morning shift and I took it.
我现在得走了
I got to head in there now.
什么?!
What?!
你答应过今天呆在家陪孩子们的
You promised you'd stay home with the kids.
他们会好好的
They'll be fine.
只需要把他们反锁在家里 扔一个金枪鱼罐头在沙发上 看看谁能活到晚上吧
Just lock them in,throw a can of tuna on the couch and see which one survives.
我要走了 我中午回来
I got to go.I'll be home by noon.
可是你说过十点半带我去冰球选拔赛的
But,Dad,you said you'd take me to hockey tryouts at 10:30.
哎呀 我去不了啊
Ah,Jeez.I can't.
自己骑自行车去那里 这还能强身健体!
Ride over there on your bike!It'll toughen you up!
一点半你还得带我去参加小蜜蜂童子军呢
You have to take me to Honeybee Scouts at 1:30.
天啊 我们到底有多少个孩子?
Christ,how many kids do we have?!
想想以前 要是你生的孩子太多管不过来
Back in the old days,the good Lord had the decency
仁慈的上帝就会让几个得个小儿麻痹死掉 或者让熊吃掉
to take one or two out with polio,or get mauled by a bear,
等等的方式来减轻负担
something to help out!
天哪!
Jeez!
你♥爸♥爸会回来接你的
He'll be back to take you.
弗兰克 你做的工作太多都快让你崩溃了
Frank,working all these extra shifts is killing you.
你现在变得越来越烦躁 你开始失眠
You're cranky,you're not sleeping.
别夸大其词 我刚才可足足睡上了一个小时
Don't exaggerate!I got a whole hour of sleep.
这可比我还在跟韩国佬打仗的时候多多了
That's one more than I got my whole time fighting the Koreans.
那些卑鄙的家伙
Sneaky fucks.
我不知道怎么跟你说 但这真的不好
I don't know.This is not good.
你不能不跟我商量一下就直接把活接下来了
You can't make big decisions like this without talking to me.
我们是一家人 弗兰克
We're a team,Frank.
况且我现在比以往任何时候都更需要你
And I need you now more than ever,
特别是几天前我在上班的时候自取其辱
especially after I humiliated myself at work the other day.
你是我现在唯一可以倾诉的人了
You're the only person I can turn to and...
弗兰克!
Frank!
那些韩国佬呢?
Where are the others?
好! 你就干到累死吧 看看我在不在乎
Fine!Work yourself to death.See if I care.
噢 苏 别再管我的事了!
Jesus Christ,Sue,get off my ass!
难道你还想让我辞职吗?
What?You want me to quit?
然后让全家喝西北风去?
Let the family go hungry?
麦片没了!
There's no cereal!
那就去煎个鸡蛋!
Fry a goddamn egg!
鸡蛋也没了!
There's no eggs either!
那你想吃啥就吃啥!
Then eat your shitty attitude!
老爸!
Dad!
比尔!
Bill!
- 弗兰克!
- 苏!
- Frank!
- Sue!
苏!
Sue!
凯文!
Kevin!
老妈!
Mom!
凯文
Kevin.
凯文~
Kevin.
弗兰克!
Frank!
嘿 大家!
Hey,guys!
你们在玩说互相的名字的游戏吗?
Saying each other's names?
这一家人都吃错药了
Goomer.
弗兰克·墨菲 你又帮了我一次大忙
Frank Murphy,saved my ass again.
孩子 你要是继续保持这劲头 你就能拥有属于自己的送货车了
Boy,you keep up like this,and you can get your own truck.
而且还是专门负责西边那块地方的
On the west side!
那边还都是白人社区
That's the white neighborhood.
亚裔还挺多的 胃口不小 那话儿不大
Big Twinkies,tiny rubbers.
谢谢你 斯默奇
Thanks,Smokey.
你今天就开弗雷迪的车
You take Freddy's truck today.
这车身上有那么几个枪眼
She's got a couple of bullet holes in her.
男孩就喜欢给他口♥交♥
Boy got a dick in his mouth.
但他的奶♥子♥还是不错
But he got some nice titties,though.
这是你今天的路线
Here's your route.
我艹 居然要去机场?
Ah,shit,the airport?
尽量不要让这影响到你
Try not to let that bother you.
我第一次回监狱补货的时候也是这感觉
I felt the same way the first time I restocked the machines at the jail.
嘿 我都不知道你原来是个狱警
Hey,I didn't know you were a guard.
弗兰克·墨菲 你真♥他♥妈♥的是个白人佬
Frank Murphy,you are so fucking white.
你好 未来的我和摇滚历史学家们
Hello,future me and rock historians.
今天是1974年2月21日
Today,February 21,1974,
是我作为处♥男♥的最后一天
will be my last day as what we,in this time,call a virgin.
我的小兄弟现在简直就跟过年一样高兴
This is like Christmas Eve for my dick.
剪发女 你会大叫着让我蹂躏你...
Haircut Girl,you will claim my squire hood in...
还有6个小时?
six hours?!
我艹!
Oh,shit!
哦 我等不了那么久了
Oh,man.I can't wait that long.
我得有成果地利用一下这6个小时
I must use this time productively.
我艹!
Shit!
刚才显示的时间是8点03分
我亲爱的球棍 今天你和我要创造历史
Jacques.Today,you and me are gonna make history.
我们走
Here I go.
不 不 不!
No!No!No!
不!
No!
我艹!
God damn it!
这太不公平了! 我不干了!
It's not fair!I quit!
比尔 你还好吗?
Bill,are you all right?
不好!
No!
我又摔断了我的球棍 因为我那该死的爸不带我去参加选拔赛
I broke my stick because my fucking dad can't take me to tryouts.
那你一定很伤心吧
That must hurt.
你♥爸♥爸一直是你心中的英雄
Your dad's your hero.
他给你读圣经故事 摸摸你的脑袋说"好样的"
The one who reads you Bible stories,tousles your hair and says,"Attaboy".
我爸叫我娘炮还求上帝让我的小儿麻痹死掉
My dad calls me a pussy and asked God to give one of us polio.
跟你说吧 去他妈的
You know what?Fuck it.
去他妈的这一切
Fuck the whole thing.
我们去吃东西吧
Let's get something to eat.
我爸爸已经给我做了"爱心华夫饼" 不过我还是很乐意和你一起
My dad already made me "Wuv You Waffles",but I'm happy to keep you company.
我的天 斯古珀!
Jesus,Scoop!
你不能说捡到个小孩就说是你的
Finders Keepers doesn't apply to lost children!
你是对我的领导才能感到害怕
You're intimidated by my leadership skills.
我无所不知!
I see everything!
该死的移♥民♥!
Fucking immigrants!
修女允许我们拍的电影在她们的教室放
The nuns are gonna let us film in one of their classrooms,
因为我跟她们说 电影名叫"职业鸭子学院"
福是全家福的福（2015）
F is for Family
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