叫我凯特（2021）

Call Me Kat S01E06

Part 4 Feb. 22, 2021, 3:38 p.m.

Oh, well, I feel bad for him.
是吗为什么
Oh, yeah, and why is that?
因为你和他在一起的时候
Well, because the whole time you're with him,
脑子里想的是我
you're gonna be missing me.
我无法想象你会有多么难熬
And I can't imagine how hard that's gonna be on you,
但你很坚强
but you're strong.
该死这家伙真酸
Damn. The grapes on that guy.
那天晚上爸爸骂完后
So that night, after Daddy finished yelling,
小菲尔猫把会惹
Little Phil Kitty hid all the things
爸爸生气的东西都藏到了它的床下
that upset his daddy under his bed.
比如他的指挥棒他的蕾丝收藏
Like his baton, his lace collection,
还有他的消防员日历
and his firemen calendar.
他知道这些东西一定会平安无事
He knew they'd be safe
因为他从他死党姐姐手里
because his Scarlett O'Hara doll,
有借无还的斯佳丽·奥哈拉洋娃娃
that he permanently borrowed from his best friend's sister,
《乱世佳人》女主角
她在电影里的老家叫塔拉庄园
会保护它们的
was there to protect them.
虽然她没能阻止塔拉庄园被烧毁
Even though she couldn't save Tara from burning.
一天晚上小猫在又一次和父亲争吵后
And after another night of fighting with his dad,
决定他如果再不买♥♥一张去往
Little Kitty decided he could either buy a one-way ticket
须须之地的单程票就得做点可怕的事了
to Whisker-ta or he could do something scary.
他选择了可怕
He picked scary.
巧的是他后来最喜欢的辣妹组合成员也叫"可怕"
Which, coincidentally, would become his favorite Spice Girl.
于是他去找他爸爸说
So he went to his daddy and he said,
"如果你能接受我身上你唯一讨厌的缺点
"If you can accept the one thing you don't like about me,
那你就能得到我身上其他你所爱的优点
"then you'll get all the other things you love about me.
我们便能互相陪伴"
And we can stay in each other's lives."
一共九个
All nine of them.
猫爸爸想了想
And after some thinking time,
给了他一个最温暖的拥抱
Daddy Kitty gave Little Kitty the hug of his life.
该死
Damn.
我儿子出生的时候我都没哭成这样
I didn't even cry this much when my son was born.
我以前用乐高砌了一间美甲店
I once built a nail salon out of Legos.
你太独特了
Well, isn't that special?
你回来了
Ah, you're back.
是的我回来了
Yeah, I'm back.
脑子里一直想着我吧
Couldn't quit thinking about me, could you?
不不是因为这个
No, that's not it.
塔林要出急诊
Taryn had to go on an emergency call.
但也许我是有点想你
But maybe I did think about you a little bit.
很好因为我刚刚真的
Okay, good, 'cause you really had me
有点吓出汗了
sweating there for a while.
你出汗的样子也挺帅
Well, you look good in sweat.
你意思是你想要一场夏日婚礼吗
So you're saying you want a summer wedding?
各位我要向你们介绍
Hey, everybody. I want to introduce you
凯特猫咖的店主
to the owner of Kat's Cat Café.
故事会是她的主意
Story Time was her idea.
事实上这个猫咖就是她的主意
In fact, this whole café was her idea.
我们可以齐聚在此
A place where we can all come together,
做真实的自己玩得开心
have fun and be ourselves.
凯特·希尔沃小姐
Ms. Kat Silver!
我们爱你凯特
We love you, Kat!
滴
Beep.
觉得被肯定了吗
Feel validated?
我不需要什么臭榜单
I don't need no stinking list.
饼干
Cookies!
好身材健身房♥
我要注销我的会员
I need to cancel my membership.
你想要把你的会员转移到另一家店吗
Do you want to transfer your membership to another location?
我想要吃玻璃寻开心吗
Do I want to eat glass for fun?
不我就想要注销
The answer's no. I just want to cancel.
我们需要提前两个月预约取消
Well, we require a two-month notice to cancel,
你上周才加入会员的
and you just joined last week.
是这样的凯尔
Here's the thing, Kyle.
我加入这个健身房♥是因为我以为
I joined this gym because I thought
我的照片能上报纸
I was gonna get my picture in the paper.
但结果并不会发生
But it turns out, that's not happening.
那也没关系因为我也意识到
And that's okay because I also realized
你们的广♥告♥歌♥对我没用因为
that your jingle just doesn't apply to me, because...
我来这里以前就已经是
I was the me I've always dreamed of
我梦想要成为的人了
Before I started coming here
我知道你我都不好受
So, I know this is hard on the both of us,
但你得放我走凯尔
but you got to let me go, Kyle.
抱歉注销条款说得很明确
Sorry, the cancellation clause is very clear.
好吧
Okay.
那我
Well, I'm,
我猜应该还有一些别的条款
I'm guessing there were some other clauses in there, too, as well.
比如行为不当条款
Like an inappropriate conduct clause
让你可以把人赶走
which might require you to kick somebody out
比如他们
if they, say, uh,
把你的笔全扔到了地上
threw all your pens on the floor.
或者我跟每一个
Or, uh, uh, what if I sexy-danced
进来的健身房♥朋友都大跳艳舞
with every gym friend that comes in here?
就像这位健身房♥朋友你需要来段艳舞
Like this gym friend. You need a sexy dance.
你需要...不行吗
You need... No?
不行吗还是不行吗
No? Okay. Still nothing?
如果我开始模仿海豚
What if I were to, uh, start doing the dolphin,
趴在你的大厅中♥央♥
like, right in the middle of your lobby
显然就是找事儿呢
for no apparent reason?
凯特琳
Katharine?
妈妈
Mother?
你也是这家健身房♥的会员吗
You're a member of this gym, too?