爽
Fuck yeah.
真爽
Fuck yeah.
对 就这样
Oh, Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that.
就这样 尽情为我摇摆 宝贝
That's it. Waddle for me, baby.
-摇摆 宝贝 -行吗 如果我这样摇摆呢
- Waddle. Waddle, baby. - Yeah? What if I waddle like this?
真爽 对 尽情为我摇摆 宝贝
Fuck yeah. Yeah, waddle for me, baby.
这样做 别停 去那里
Yeah, keep doing that. Yeah, go over there.
摇摇摆摆地走去那里 就这样
Waddle over there. Yeah, like that.
对 就这样 宝贝
- Oh, yeah. Like that, baby. - Ooh.
小心点 那里有虎鲸
Oh. Careful. There are orcas over there.
-虎鲸 -是啊 它们想吃掉你
- Orcas? - Yeah, they wanna eat you.
它们想吃掉我
- They wanna eat me?
从去年冬天起我就没见过虎鲸了
I haven't seen orcas since last winter.
该死 去年冬天真♥他♥妈♥热
Oh, fuck, last winter was so fucking hot.
-太热了 -对啊
- So hot. - Yeah.
所有东西都融化了而且...
Everything was melting and-
天啊 冰面 它裂开了
Oh, no! The ice! It's breaking!
小心 如果你掉进去了 它们一定会吃掉你的
Careful. If you fall in, they're gonna fucking eat you.
-噢 冰面在开裂 -小心
- Oh, it's cracking! Oh! - Careful!
全球变暖会让我们灭绝的
Global warming is gonna kill us all!
爽
Yeah! Yeah!
太接地气了吗
Too real?
是啊 全球变暖有一点扫"性"
Yeah, the global warming thing's a bit of a boner-killer.
你说得对
- Um… - Sure. Yeah.
我们还是回到摇摆可以吗
Let's just go back to the waddling, maybe?
-可以 -从那个开始 对...
- Yeah, sure. - Start with that. Yeah. And…
你应该找你丢掉的企鹅蛋
You should search for your lost penguin egg.
-明白了 -好的
- Got it. - Okay.
要真正去找 真正地去找它
Really search for it, though. Like, just really look for it.
我喜欢这个点子 加点不确定性
Love it. Giving it stakes.
我就知道
Oh, I knew it.
我就知道 那个人当着我面告诉我
I knew it. That guy looked me in my face and told me the reason
他给我涨房♥租是因为他不会卖♥♥♥房♥♥
that he was hiking my rent was because he wasn't gonna sell.
仅仅因为他在卖♥♥♥房♥♥子 并不意味着就有买♥♥家
Just because he's selling doesn't mean there's a buyer yet.
这是地牢区剩下的最后一栋房♥子了
I'm the last house left in the Dungeon District.
这和房♥地♥产♥无关 约翰·保罗 这个行业在改变
This isn't about real estate, John Paul. The business is changing.
你想做什么 女王
So, what do you wanna do, mistress?
我能做什么呢
What can I do?
你知道我再也承担不起费用了
You know I can't afford to take on any more.
你的收入从去年开始就增加了
Well, your revenues are up from last year.
你应该能想到办法的
You should be able to figure out something.
在我经历了种种事情之后
After everything I've been through.
大扫荡
The raids.
我终于稳定点了
I finally stabilize,
现在却要我用所有的钱 来搬迁地牢吗
and now I gotta use all my money to move my dungeon?
你经营着城里最好的地牢
You run the best house in this city.
钱会再赚回来的
You'll make it back.
-我可以做到吗 -可以
- Will I? - Yeah.
去和那些唯利是图的 网上调♥教♥师竞争
With all these "fuck you, pay me" Internet dommes out there?
无意冒犯 他们只需要苹果手♥机♥
All they need is an iPhone and a Twitter account,
和推特账号♥就能赚到钱
and, no shade, get your money,
但这...不是我工作的方式
but that… is not how I work.
那就找个你自己的专属空间 就跟你第一个地方一样
Maybe a space just for yourself, then. Like your first place.
天啊 我怀念那个地方
Hmm.
你还记得一拉开窗帘
Do you remember how, when the curtains were open,
就能看到街对面教堂里 巨大的耶稣像吗
you could see that huge Jesus in the church across the street?
我被绑在圣安得烈十字上
And I'm on the Saint Andrew's Cross,
基♥督♥就看着我
and there's Christ looking at me.
真令人陶醉
Oh, the ecstasy.
是啊
Yeah.
我家联排别♥墅♥的租户五月份 就要从地下室搬走了
My basement tenant is moving out of my townhouse in May.
你家有孩子呢
Yeah, would Keith go for that
基思会同意吗
with the kids?
肯定要好好谈谈
I mean, it'd be a conversation, sure.
不好说 也许我们会因为 都在家里工作而互相残杀
I don't know. Maybe we'd kill each other, both working from home.
但是孩子们已经够大了
Mm-hmm. But the kids are old enough now.
而且他们不必全然知晓
And they don't have to know everything.
起码他们可以了解一些事情
At least they can know something.
性变♥态♥ 真是和你密不可分 约翰·保罗
Being kinky is part of who you are, John Paul.
这是我终于接受自己的一点 但是...
It's something that I finally accepted about myself, but…
没什么可耻的 亲爱的
Ugh… You've got nothing to be ashamed of, pet.
谢谢 女王
Thank you, mistress.
我希望我家人也像你这样看我
I wish that my family could see me the way you do.
它在哪里 它去哪了
Where is it? Where did it go?
我把它放错地方了吗
Did I misplace it?
它在哪里
Where is it?
我丢掉的企鹅蛋呢
Where is my lost penguin egg?
你的蛋呢...
Where's your egg, huh? Where's your egg?
-在这里吗 -就这样
- Is it over here? - Yeah.
-它是不是在那里呢 -真爽
- Could it be over there, maybe? - Yeah.
-皮特 -梅 你来这儿干什么
- Pete. - May? What are you doing here?
你在干什么
What are you doing?
米拉说过课程结束前
Mira said no clients in the dungeon
地牢里不允许出现客户
until the course is finished.
-嘿 乔 -女王
- Hi, Joe. - Mistress.
自从我被开除 而且很多节课也没人请我去
Well, since I've been kicked out and uninvited to multiple of her classes,
我就独当一面自己干了
I've taken it upon myself to set out on my own.
如果你不介意的话 你的工作我都没打扰过
So, if you'll excuse me, I didn't interrupt your session,
所以也请你别打扰我的工作
so please, don't interrupt mine.
好吧
Okay, okay, okay.
-但是 皮特 我是认真的... -叫我"卡特"
- But, Pete, I'm serious- - It's "Carter."
对不起 卡特
Sorry, Carter.
-多谢 -我要走了
- Thank you. - Actually, I'm gonna head out.
什么 别 别走啊
What? No. Don't go.
我们还没演到海湾和海狮的那一部分
We haven't even gotten to the part with the cove and the sea lions yet.
卡特主人 我已经完事了
Yeah, uh, Master Carter, I'm done.
抱歉 你刚刚说的话我一句都没听见
Sorry, I didn't hear a word you just said.
你太性感了
You are so hot.
对不起 我本来是要早点说的 但...
Uh, I'm sorry. I was gonna say something earlier, but, um…
我认识了一个女孩
I… I met a girl.
她和我有很多相似的兴趣爱好
And she's got a lot of similar interests as me,
而且她是光明正大并引以为豪的
and she's part of a community of people
兽迷社区的一员 所以...
that live their furry lives out and proud, so…
什么 但你是我唯一的客户
What? But you're, like, my only client.
我不会忘记你的摇摆
I'll never forget your waddle.
该死
Damn.
我从来都不知道他这么性感
I never realized how hot he was.
太性感了 我都在颤抖
So hot, I'm, like, shaking.
天啊
Oh, God.
等等 我们刚才在说什么
Wait. What were we even talking about?
对了 我很生你的气
Oh, right. I was mad at you.
什么 不 我很生你的气
What? No, I'm mad at you.
那就扯平了
Oh, Even Stevens, then.
别这样 皮特 我真的生你的气了
No, Pete. I'm seriously mad at you.
我的生气就不能是"真的生气"吗
Why can't my mad be "seriously mad"?
你背着我做事
You are compromising my relationship
这样破坏了我和整个地牢的人 之间的关系
to this entire dungeon by going behind my back like this.
"你" "你的"
"You," "your."
你不用"我们" 不用"我们的"
Not "we," not "our."
米拉女王觉得 我们应该分开一小段时间
Mistress Mira thinks that we should split up for a little bit.
-别把这个怪到米拉头上 -米拉女王
- Don't blame this on Mira. - Mistress Mira.
好吧 梅女王
Okay, Mistress May.
如果你不想让我出现在这里 我走就是了
If you don't want me to be here, I wont be.
我觉得我有个办法救你的工作室
I think I have a solution for your studio.
真的吗
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
你要为我去街上公开抗♥议♥吗
You're gonna take to the streets for me?
为我创办众筹
Start a GoFundMe?
我给你买♥♥个公♥寓♥怎么样
Why don't I buy you a condo?
在火车站附近买♥♥ 在那儿你就能安稳做生意了
Near the trains, in a building where you can do your business peacefully.
不行 约翰·保罗 我受不起
No, no, no, John Paul, that's too much.