小学风云（2021）

一改上届学区的风气
and do what the last administration didn't.
反正不会有挪用公♥款♥那些事了
Nobody embezzling funds on my watch.
我喜欢
Love that.
我喜欢
Love that.
对了 我们今天的任务之一
Oh, hey, uh, actually, one of the things we wanted
就是给自己找个带教
to do today was shadow a teacher.
你能当我的带教吗 -当然
Can we shadow you? Yeah, sure.
我正要去布置我的教室
I'm just gonna be setting up my classroom.
好激动啊 -是很激动
Exciting! It is exciting
好的 我把我同事找来
Yeah. I'm just gonna grab my co- workers.
就是在和科尔曼校长聊天的那几位
They're talking to Principal Coleman over there.
你们太幸运了 有这么好的校长
You guys are so lucky. You have such a good principal.
是啊
Yes.
现在搬这个有点早吧
A little early for this, no?
对于圣诞节来说有点早
For Christmas? Maybe.
但看你穿着那件衬衫干重活 绝不嫌早
To watch you lift heavy stuff in that shirt? Never.
我这身板么 老公的好料了
This thing? Well, it is husband material.
哈哈哈 哦对了
Ha ha ha! Speaking of which...
你听说莫顿老师的事了吗
did you hear about Mr Morton?
怎么啦
What?
他在暑假闪电结婚了
He eloped over the summer.
去拉斯维加斯吗
Vegas?
好时公园 -经典
Hershey Park. Hm. Classy.
哇 这你都能夸
Wow. You approve of that,
可我一提起结婚 就给我打哈哈
but I bring up marriage, and I get a, "Ha ha ha. "
别牢骚哈 你就集中精力
Yeah, yeah, alright. You just concentrate
把迷你冰箱调试好
on getting that mini fridge next to an outlet.
一个男朋友只会帮你搬进来
A boyfriend brings it in the room.
一个老公才会帮你调试好
A husband sets it near an outlet.
我一通约炮电♥话♥ 它就会被调试好
Well, a booty call would put it down
你可别逼我打电♥话♥啊
wherever I want him to, so don't make me go find one.
哈哈哈
Ha ha ha!
你来学区之前在哪教书
So, where'd you teach before pivoting to the school district?
我没教过书 但我在这里长大的
I didn't, actually. But I grew up here, though.
我的第一手经验更多来自于
My first- hand experience is more from
自己的学生生涯
when I was a student in the area.
好吧 你知道吗
Oh. Alright. Well, you know,
这也是我来艾伯特小学当老师的原因
that's one of the reasons I wanted to teach at Abbott.
因为我也是这个学区的学生
Because I was a student in the area, as well, so.
这就是我的教室
This is my room.
你要在这里做什么呢
What are you making here?
给学生们竖一块“欢迎回来”的牌子
Oh. A"welcome back"sign for the kids.
我们要一起装饰它
We're gonna decorate it together
让每个人都有参与感
so that everyone feels included.
我会试着多用些颜色
I try to implement a lot of color.
我曾想刷成蓝色 因为蓝色能激发注意力
Wanted to go with blue because that inspires focus.
还能让人冷静 这对小学生非常重要
And calm, which is so important for primary classes.
《粉笔拍》里介绍过
I read about that in Chalkbeat.
你也读《粉笔拍》吗 -是啊
You read Chalkbeat? Mm- hmm.
我基本上住在评论区 所以
I basically live in the comment section, so...
天啊你就是@J提格斯215吧
Oh, my God. Are you @JTeagues215?
是的
Yes!
但如果我想尖锐发言 就会换上©J提格斯267
And @JTeagues267 when I wanna spice up the discourse.
提格斯老师 我是@MannyFromTheBlock
Ms. Teagues, I'm@MannyFromTheBlock.
我总用这个表情符号♥
I'm always using this emoji.
那人就是你么 -就是我
That's you! That's me.
我喜欢你的评论
I love your comments.
总之 去年我想把墙漆成蓝色
Anyway, I wanted to paint the walls blue last year,
但是你们 也就是学区
but you guys- the district-
不想让我刷墙
didn't like the idea of painting walls, so...
什么 为什么啊 这主意多好啊
What? ! Why not? That is so good.
我觉得这种想法♥正♥是
I think that's exactly an idea
我们应该落实和实施的
that we could and should implement.
这是一个低风险高回报的改变
It's a low- stakes, high- reward improvement.
对 咱们把这条改了
Yes. Let's revisit that.
你还好吗
Are you okay?
还好 只是一下不习惯这么多正能量
Yeah. Just a lot of positive reinforcement.
艾娃 我告诉过你了
Ava, I have already told you.
我对试镜
I'm not interested in auditioning
《金色单身女郎》没兴趣
for"The Golden Bachelorette. "
杰拉尔德还活得好好的
Gerald is still very much alive.
我来是想说课桌的事
Actually, I'm here about your desks.
当我在哈佛时 懂得了共亨座位
When I was at Harvard, I learned that communal seating
更有利于幼儿的发展
is better for kindergartners'development.
可我更喜欢把课桌分开
Well, I like my desks separated.
这样让我走起来更容易
It's easier for me to...move about the cabin.
我是小乔纳森 我从没学过
I'm little Jonathan, and I never learned
如何与人进行眼神交流
how to make direct eye contact with anyone,
所以大家现在都叫我斗鸡眼小乔
and so now they call me Shifty- Eyed Johnny,
我现在连工作都保住不了
and Ican't hold down ajob.
好吧 既然你坚持 我会考虑一下的
Alright, I will take that into account...if I must.
你必须考虑 这是学区强制的
You must. District mandate.
强制
Mandate?
教学大纲里已经没草书了
And cursive is no longer in the curriculum.
嘿 没想到在这儿见到你 -嘿
Hey! Fancy meeting you here. - Hey.
我就是来送一下练习本
Oh, I'm just bringing in the workbooks.
哦对了 尼科尔斯文具店在进行
Oh, there is a ten- for- ten sale
有个买♥♥十送十的大甩卖♥♥
at Nichols School Supplies, by the way.
牛逼
Oh yeah.
我在试着带脏字 还在摸索中
Trying out cursing. Still getting the hang of it.
巴尔的摩还好吗
How was Baltimore?
挺好啊 挺好的
Um, it was good. Yeah, it was good.
我跟我爸在金莺队的主场
I did a really cool job with my dad
过得很愉快
working the grounds crew for the Orioles.
我们在本垒板旁边铺上了一小块
Mm- hmm. I laid a patch of Kentucky bluegrass
肯塔基蓝草
right by home plate.
特别平整
It was so flat!
你假期都干了些什么
What'd you do over the break?
我很多时间与自己独处
I just spent a lot of time with myself.
这对我有好处
And it was good for me.
我感觉很确定 精力很集中 整个人很好
I feel sure, centered, good.
雅各布 艾丽卡和我开始
Oh, and Jacob, Erika, and I started going out
一起吃早午餐了
to brunch together.
我们称自己为早午餐一族人
We're calling ourselves the Brunchy Bunch.
为什么不叫早午餐一族呢
Why not just the Brunch Bunch?
看来真的不适合我 对吧 -不太适合
It's just not working for me, is it? Not quite there.
嘿 年度最佳教师 格雷戈里·艾迪
Hey. Teacher of the Year. Gregory Eddie.
你听说你在门口种的那个花♥园♥了
I heard about that garden you made out front.
好酷哦 -谢谢
Really cool, man. Oh. Thanks.
我自己有兴趣 也能为学校
I like to do it, and it makes the school
和整个街道增光添彩 -当然
and the street look good. - Sure does.
提格斯老师 能跟你单独聊聊吗
Uh, Ms. Teagues, could I speak with you quick, one- on- one?
抱歉打扰你们了 -没关系 当然可以
Sorry to interrupt. No. All good. Yeah, sure.
你可以叫我珍妮
And you can call me Janine.
好的 珍妮
Okay. Janine. Yeah.
我跟学区的其他人聊过了
Uh, so, I was talking with the others from the school district.
你似乎总不缺乏好主意
You seem to have a ton of great ideas.
有这么一个项目
There's this fellowship －－
学区内的罗布森研学金项目
the Robeson Fellowship at the district.
我们需要有实战经验的人
We want somebody with in- field experience
来加强这个学区的能力
to come enhance what the district can do
尽可能提高学校的效率
to make schools as efficient as possible.
听起来像个好机会
That sounds like a great opportunity.
我可以帮你物色人选
Yeah, I can help you find somebody for that.
不 我是想邀请你
Well, no, I had you in mind for it.
真是受宠若惊 但是
I'm flattered, but
但暑假一般是我远离学校
You know, the summer is when I get a little bit
好好休整的时间
of a break away from school.
但这个奖研金是在学年期间
This would be during the school year.
但那个时候我要上课啊
But that's when I'm doing the schooling.