麻烦中的女人（2009）
Women in Trouble
Part 16
Dec. 9, 2020, 1:22 p.m.
And then donate money to improve street conditions
为的是更多人不会死
in china so that more people won't die.
"艾丽卡
"Elektra,
洛奇3中和洛奇打拳击的职业摔跤运动员
"What was the character name of the professional wrestler
角色名字是什么
that Rocky fights in Rocky III?"
什么
What?
-你知道 -是的 是T先生
- You know this? - Yeah, Mr. T.
回答错误
That is incorrect.
正确答案是桑德利普斯
The correct answer is Thunderlips.
我演过一部电影叫桑德利普斯
I was in a movie called Thunderlips.
轮到霍莉
Back to Holly.
甲壳虫乐队成员结婚时
"Who was the only beatle whose first wife
唯独谁的第一任妻子没怀孕
was not pregnant when they married?"
谁提的这些问题
Who came up with these questions?
是日本夫人吗
The Japanese lady?
抱歉 正确答案是乔治
Sorry. The correct answer is George.
别难过 这真离谱
Don't feel bad. This is crazy.
第三题 艾丽卡 问你
Number 3, for you, Elektra.
"鲸鱼的阴♥茎♥叫什么"
"What is the name of a whale's penis?"
他妈的什么
What the fuck?
鲸鱼的老二
Whale cock!
还不轮你 霍莉
It's not your turn, Holly.
不可能是鲸鱼的老二 是吗
It can't possibly be whale cock, can it?
恐怕是错误的
I'm afraid that is wrong.
鲸鱼的阴♥茎♥叫做鲸鱼鞭
The name for a whale's penis is dork.
鱼鞭
Dork.
是的 蓝鲸的鞭最大
Yep, the blue whale has the biggest dork.
十英尺长
10 feet long.
-老天啊 -多先进啊
- Jesus. - How state-of-the-art.
最后一个问题 给你们的附加题
Final question, extra credit for both of you.
两人背对背站着 再向前走三十英尺
"2 people stand back-to-back then walk 30 feet,
左转 再走四十英尺
"turn left, and walk another 40 feet.
他们相距多远
How far apart are they?"
这是个什么色♥情♥网♥站♥啊
What kind of porn site is this?
不可能知道这个
There--there is no way you know this.
是某个三角公式
It's some kind of triangulation formula.
我觉得是个简单的三角形
It's simple trig, I think.
简单的三角形 你是谁啊
Simple trig? Who are you?
我妈是数学老师
My mom was a math teacher.
我很擅长这个
It's one thing I'm good at.
A平方加上B平方等于C平方
A squared plus B squared equals C squared.
两人组成两个...
So the 2 people are making 2...
那个词是什么来着
What's the word?
互相联♥系♥的 不 相连的
Interconnected? No, conjoined.
两人组成两个相连的三角形
The 2 people are making 2 conjoined triangles.
能在一个三角形上解答C
You can solve for C on one triangle
然后两倍
And then double it.
如果A等于30 B等于40
So if A equals 30 and B equals 40,
A平方等于900 B平方等于1600
Then A squared equals 900 and B squared equals 1,600,
意味着C平方等于2500
Which would mean c squared equals 2,500.
开平方根是50
The square root of that is 50.
乘它的2倍 就是...
Multiply that times 2, which would be...
100 100
100. 100.
两人相距100英尺
The people are 100 feet away from each other,
意味着一个人在厨房♥
Which would mean that one person's in the kitchen
另一个人在看电视
And the other person's watching tv.
真实百分之一千的准确
That is 1,000% correct.
发生了什么事
What just happened?
一辆79年的丰田卡罗拉阻塞了码头
Will the jerk-off blocking the loading dock
请这个蠢货立即开走可以吗
with a '79 Toyota corolla move it immediately, please?
妈的
Fuck.
是你吗
Is that you?
他说什么 是说卡罗拉吗
What--did he say? Did he say corolla?
是的
Yeah.
你们觉得... 我不用真的...
Do you think-- I don't really--
-他们用拖车 -是的
- They do tow. - Yeah.
你应该去看看
You should check it out.
该死 真抱歉
Shit. I'm so sorry.
我... 很快回来
I will--I'll be right back.
你能考博士学位 知道吗
You could get a PHD, you know?
我知道
I know.
所以我一年考两次
That's why I get tested twice a year.
人们都认为不可能
Nobody thinks it can happen to them,
任何人都能考博士学位
But anyone can get a PHD.
你一定要考
Make sure you get tested.
谢谢
Thank you.
麻烦中的女人（2009）
Women in Trouble
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