实习大叔（2013）

实习大叔
这是什么烂音乐啊
What the shit is this?
在这个兴奋的时刻 为什么要混搭这些
Why is this on the get-psyched mix?
因为我得时不时的给你来点激♥情♥
'Cause I got to throw you a curveball every now and then
要不你会感到无聊
or you get bored,
这种搭配没得到预期效果
and then the mix doesn't have its intended effect.
我现在是跃跃欲试 这首歌♥不搭调
No, I want to get revved up, and this song's not doing it.
真的 我鄙视你这种瞧不起歌♥手和消极的态度
Oh, really? I defy you to crush this chorus and not get psyched.
你不会这么做的
Not going to happen.
你不这么认为
Don't you think?
怎么样
What is it?
帮我解脱
Help me out!
经典的艾拉妮丝
Classic Alanis.
他很害怕
He was afraid.
-到家了 -是啊
- Bring it home. - Oh, yeah.
-走吧 型男 -是的
- Come on, papi. - Yes!
-一切准备就绪 -开始吧
- We've got our jam on now. - Jump to it.
整个6月天气太干了
It's been a dry June,
我知道 你没必要说这么大声
and I know it doesn't need to be said out loud,
我们需要这笔生意
but we need this sale.
我非常确信我们将会结束这一切
I am so confident that we're going to close this thing
我要点一个Pappy Van Winkle
that I'm going to order the Pappy Van Winkle.
我知道它很贵
I know it's pricey,
但是我想对我们成功来点精神投资
but I want to spiritually invest in our success.
听我说 如果你不点Pappy
I'll tell you what, if you didn't order the Pappy,
我会把你的屁♥股♥塞回车里
I'd send your raggedy ass back out to the car
去听你那让你兴奋的歌♥曲来恢复你正常的想法
to listen to the getpsyched mix to get your mind right.
重温一遍销♥售♥表
Go over the stat sheet.
我们销♥售♥客户是鲍勃·威廉姆斯 结婚已16年了
We're selling Bob Williams. Been married 16 years.
妻子是凯伦 有一个女儿
Wife Karen, one daughter.
看来你读了调查报告的第一页
You read the first page of the scouting report.
让我告诉你第二页说的什么
Let me hip you to page two.
女儿的名字叫斯凯勒 从事体操
Daughter's name is Skyler, big into gymnastics.
听鲍勃说过 这孩子的跳马水平一流
And to hear Bob tell it, the kid is aces on the pommel horse.
他不止说过 还喜欢给我们看孩子的照片
He don't just tell it, old boy. He likes to show it with pictures.
每个人都在寻找一些东西 对不 鲍勃
Everyone's searching for something. Am I right, Bob?
真爱 成功
Love. Success.
但有什么东西是人们不可能多得呢
But what's the one thing that no one can get more of?
时间
Time.
你也无法与它抗争
And you can't fight it.
你们没必要告诉我这些 我是说 看我的女儿
Well, you don't have to tell me. I mean, look at my little girl.
丝凯乐现在多大了 鲍勃
How old is Skyler nowadays, Bob?
-5月刚过9岁生日 -9岁
- Just turned nine in May. - Nine?
丝凯乐9岁了
Skyler's nine?
天呢 那得让我们老多少啊
Good Lord. How old does that make all of us?
不要回答这个问题 鲍勃
Don't answer that question, Bob.
-下一个话题 -我正准备回答呢
- Let's move on. - I was about to answer.
很快 她就会借用凯伦的化妆用品了
Pretty soon, she's going to be borrowing Karen's makeup,
你即将拥有两位美丽天使
and you're going to have two beauties on your hands.
锁好门 很快就来了 鲍勃
Lock the door. It's coming, Bob.
都得是双份的
Double digits.
不行
No way.
丝凯乐的鞍马还是那么强
Is Skyler still giving them hell on that pommel horse?
-你们想看照片吗 -如果不是太麻烦的话当然想
- You want to see that photo? - If it's not too much trouble.
好 我给你们看照片
Yeah, let me show you Sky, yeah.
-让我们看看丝凯乐 -看看她
- Let's get those eyes on Skyler. - Look at her.
是啊 她确实长了很多
Yeah... yeah, she's really sprouted.
是啊 是啊 丝凯乐真是瘦了不少
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Skyler's really slimming down.
我给你说啊
And I'll tell you what.
-漂亮 -她的饮食非常健康
- Gorgeous. - She's eating really healthy.
大部分时间只吃水果和坚果
Just mostly fruits and nuts.
她自己的选择
Her choice.
真不知道这个小女孩
There is no telling what this little girl
会以什么方式结束这减肥过程
on a squirrel diet could end up doing.
有可能会赢得金牌 让我们也跟着沾光吗
Could she win us the gold and make us proud?
-你说对了 你说的非常对 -她一定可以
- You're damn right she could. - You're damn right.
我一种感觉 她已经开始让你感到自豪了
I have a feeling she's already made you proud.
-我说对了不 -惭愧 惭愧 我的朋友
- Am I right? - Guilty. Guilty, my friend.
伙计们 时间过得太快了
Oh, guys, it... it goes so fast.
就像是沿着轨道滑行的货车
Oh, it's like a freight train going down the track.
咔嚓咔嚓 咔嚓咔嚓 她有男朋友了
Clicketyclack, clicketyclack, Now she's got a boyfriend.
那小子希望你会喜欢
Guy you like, hopefully.
咔嚓咔嚓 咔嚓咔嚓 她结婚了
Clicketyclack, clicketyclack, she's married.
咔嚓咔嚓 她把你关在家里
Clicketyclack, she's putting you in a home!
噢 上帝 家里
Oh, my God, a home.
她一定会那么做的
She would do it, too.
-我也确信不疑 -不是 她会的
- I believe that, too. - No, no, she would.
只有当你不再记得她是谁的时候
Only when you don't remember who she is.
我是开玩笑的
I'm kidding!
开老年痴呆症的玩笑感觉还是不错的
Oh, it feels good to laugh about Alzheimer's.
没人能控制时间
You can't control time.
是的
No.
但是 你可以管理它
But... you can manage it.
鲍勃
Bob...
Chrono shock Aught 十三代
the Chronoshock Aught Thirteen.
把握住机会啊
Carpe diem.
这些宝贝会从你书架消失的
These babies will fly off your shelf.
我知道你又发达了 都已经拥有六家店
Now, I know that you've moved up to having six stores,
因此你可能会想要一个
so you're probably going to want to have
比去年更好的订单
a little larger order than you did last year.
你们是开玩笑的吧
You're kidding, right?
你们的 生意已经 垮台了
Your... your business has... been folded.
-什么 -不 不 鲍勃
- I'm sorry? - No, no, no, no, Bob,
是曾经有过一些传言
there has been some chatter.
虽然最近的几年比较艰难
The last few years have been rough.
但是 谁没个手头紧的时候啊
But come on, who hasn't felt the pinch?
是啊 他们没有告诉你们 对吗
Yeah. They didn't tell you, did they?
听着
Look...
我以为你们两个只是想蹭顿饭
I thought you guys just wanted to grab dinner
念及旧情的份上 但是
for old times' sake, but, uh...
你们公♥司♥倒闭了
your company is closed.
我真的非常抱歉说出来
I hate to be the one telling you that.
坦白的讲 我知道我不能买♥♥这个表
Honestly, I know that I can't buy the watches
因为你们公♥司♥已经停产了
because your company doesn't exist anymore,
但是我真希望我可以买♥♥
but I wish I could.
你们是多么棒的两个人
I mean, that's how good you guys are.
您要的Pappy Van Winkle威士忌
One round of Pappy Van Winkle.
慢用 先生们
Enjoy, gentlemen.
那可是非常贵的东西
That is expensive stuff.
你知道 鲍勃
You know, Bob,
介不介意AA制呢
do you mind just going Dutch?
我明白 我来买♥♥单 让我来付
I got it. I'm doing this. Let me do this.
我是说让我们三个人一起付
I'm saying let's slice the pie three ways, honestly.
-如果你不介意的话 -不 那太可笑了
- If you don't mind. - No, that's silly.
太可笑了 我真的 真的现在很好
That's silly. I'm doing really, really really well right now,
你们却不一样
and you guys are not.
-但是 鲍勃 我 -算了
- But, Bob, I can... - At all.
让我来吧
Let me do this.
还是让我们分担一下 AA制吧
But let's just split it. Let's go Dutch.
-好 好 -那我们就AA制
- Okay. Okay. - Let's be the three Dutchmen.
但是几周内我就能付得起了
But this Dutchman's going to pay when he can in a couple weeks.
希望你能理解
I hope you understand.
这他妈什么事 萨米
What the fuck, Sammy?
他妈的 是我吗 他妈的 是你们
What the fuck, me? What the fuck, you!
谁告诉你们没有邀请可以随意闯进我办公室的
Who told you you could barge into my office without an appointment?
你把公♥司♥关闭了
You closed the company?
还让我们出去正正经经地搞销♥售♥
And then you send us out on a sale that we really needed
让鲍勃·威廉姆斯来告诉我们这个重磅消息
and had Bob Williams drop that bomb on us?
鲍勃·威廉姆斯真♥他♥妈♥大嘴巴
Bob Williams has got a big fucking mouth.
-他确实是 -听着
- Yeah, he does. - Look.
不管怎样你们是做不成买♥♥卖♥♥的