哈默尼与我（2009）

如果你有什么问题，留到结束了再问
If you have a question save it for the end.
好嘞…呃…你就是个无情的混♥蛋♥
Okay... So... You're a heartless bastard...
今天非常非常非常地辛苦劳作
A lotta, lotta, lotta hard work today.
然后政♥府♥说…
And the government said...
根据停车计时器显示，你的时间已经超时了
According to the parking meter your time is expired.
我来了…我就在这呢…你看不到我就在这呢吗？
But I'm here... I'm here... Do you see that I'm here ?
我现在就要开车走人
I'm getting into my car and driving away
你能把我怎么样，你个大傻帽
and what are you going to do about it, you shit head ?
我只是在履行我的指责，你没必要对我恶语相向
I'm just doing my job. And I don't think that language is necessary.
-你不能！ -别这么生气
- You are not ! - Don't get so irate.
我现在就他妈要开车走人
I'm going to get into my goddamn car and drive away.
你能把我怎么样？你能把我怎么样？
What are you going to do about it ? What are you gonna do about it?
我有你的驾照啊！
I have your license !
在办公室里开心地雀跃…然后亚伦先生…
In the office jumping for joy... And Mr. Aaron...
这只是个人名，我们可以换不同的名字
It's a guy's name. We can use a different names...
我们就先用亚伦吧
We say Aaron.
我们可以换成怀考斯基先生吗？
Could we use Mr. Whycowski ?
我女朋友刚刚想吐
My girlfriend's really sick.
她在加油站的厕所里吐呢
She's throwing up in the bathroom at that gas station.
我来扮演女友，放轻松！我想吐！
What if I'm the girlfriend ? Be cool ! I'm sick !
你先冷静一下…
Maybe you would be a little more subdued...
就算你女朋友五分钟之前刚死了…
Would it matter if the girlfriend died five minutes ago...
-我还是可以… -你怎么能这么说话？
- I still could... - Where's that coming from ?
你等会
Hang on !
然后政♥府♥说…
And the government said it...
就算你是我妈…
Even if you were my mother...
我都不能放你走
I couldn't... I couldn't let you off the hook.
-就这一次啊… -等会，我能用你的这句话吗？
- One time though... - Hang on. May I use that ?
看见办公室里的人们高兴雀跃…
See them office boys jumping for joy...
嘿，怀考司机先生，谁会…
Hey, Mr. Whycowski, who would wonder wild...
你想得到她你就要把自己变得更优秀
Because the only way to get her Is gonna get better.
我们要嗨嗨嗨到底，今晚不停歇
We're gonna rock it, rock it, rock it, We won't stop tonight.
在政♥府♥中心
At the government center.
让他们的秘书往信封上贴邮票的时候感觉好受点
Make their secretaries feel better, As they put the stamps on the letters.
信封上的邮票
Stamps on the letters.
让他们感觉好受点，让他们感觉好受点
Make them feel better. Make them feel better.
我们要干什么？我们要干什么？
Are we gonna do what ? Are we gonna do what ?
我们要开心起来
We're gonna feel better.
在政♥府♥中心
At the government center.
-嘿，你好吗 -嘿，正干啥呢？
- Hey, how's it going - Hey,what are you been up to?
正玩填字游戏呢
In the crossword
我准备送你只狗，你觉得怎么样
I'm thinking about getting you a dog, what do you think.
呃，我不想要只狗
Um, I don't want a dog.
你确定？嘿！
You sure? Hey!
我确定我不想要一条狗
I'm sure I don't want a dog.
我不想要那只狗
I do not want that dog.
-我不想要 -这是你的狗了
- I don't want this. - It's your dog.
我不想要，韦斯特！
I don't want this, West!