各有少年时（2016）

Looks like Beuter Perkins is getting laid this weekend. Huh?
最后电♥话♥终于没白打啊
You finally trading in that phone for the real thing?
妈的 你们
Shoot, y'all.
那个 大伙儿 她说她可能怀孕了
Man, guys, she says she might be pregnant.
不是吧
No, sir.
是 她这么说的
Yeah, man, that's what she says.
她晚了几天了
How late is she?
晚了一天
She's a day late.
你♥他♥妈♥在逗我 三多
You gotta be shittin' me, Beuter!
她晚一天 就他妈告诉你她怀孕了
She's one day late and she's giving you shit for it?
她套你呢 就想看看你什么反应
She's testing you.She's trying to gauge your response.
是不是那种说
Are you the guy that says,
“别担心 我会付钱给你打胎的”那种人
"Don't worry, I'm gonna pay for the abortion,"
还是会说结婚的那种
or are you talking about marriage?
她希望哪个回复
Which is what she's hoping for.
不管哪种 你都被耍了 算了吧 三多
Either way, you're fucked. Give it up, Beuter Perkins.
不 听我的 兄弟 她没jb怀孕 放心吧
No trust me, man, she's not fucking pregnant, all right?
我们都遇到过
We've all been through shit like this.
当然了 除了内斯这个小处♥男♥
Except for Nez, of course,'cause he's still a virgin.
她就是用这个拿你
Look, she's just taking your little chicken-fried nuts
然后来敲诈你一通 知道吧
and she's running them through the wringer, okay?
她跟你耍呢 因为你把她一人儿扔那儿了
She's just giving you shit for it because you left her back on the farm
留她跟那些 你干过的其他小母猪一起搁农场待着
with all the other little pigs you used to fuck.
我从来都没上过猪
I ain't never put it in a pig!
三多啊 大家都是好言相劝啊
They speaketh the truth,young Beuter Perkins.
兄弟 我们只是很担心你 好吧
Man, we're just worried about you, all right?
对啊 你看 学期都还没开始呢
Yeah, man. I mean, school hasn't even started yet,
还有 大伙儿 要是说错请指正
and, guys, correct me if I'm wrong,
但是你绝对是
but you are the official frontrunner
本年度呆瓜新生奖公认的种子选手 对吧 兄弟们
for the Freshman Numb-Nut of the Year award, right, guys?
什么奖
The what award?
哦 这是年度大奖
Oh, it's the annual award.
发给最蠢萌的新生
We give it out to the most clueless freshman.
我记得我们已经开始在盘子上刻名儿了
I think we've already started engraving his name on the plaque.
对了 ‘比三多’怎么写
How do you spell "Beuter," by the way?
我不叫比三多
My name is not Beuter!
啊 三多 我们还赌
Uh, Beuter, we also got a bet going on
你的话费
whether your share of the phone bill
是不到三百块 还是比三百还多
is gonna be under or over $300.
我们要自己交话费？
We gotta pay the phone bill here?
按照目前的用法 我粗算了一下
I've already done the calculations based on its usage thus far,
远不止三百
way over $300.
- 真的？ - 哦 真的
- Really? - Oh, yeah.
三百块 再加个孩子
$300 and a kid?
兄弟 你真♥他♥妈♥够惨了
Man, your life's gonna fucking suck.
好吧 好吧
Fine. Fine.
回见 三多
Later, Beuter!
回见 三多
Later, Beuter!
拜 三多 三多
Bye, Beuter! Beuter.
赌五块 他再也不会回来
Five bucks says we never see him again.
内斯 他会回来收拾他那堆破烂儿的
Nez, he's gotta come back for his shit.
太不会赌了
It's a bad bet.
这就是你老输的原因
This is why you're losing money all the time.
好的赌注应该是 不知道
A good bet would be, I don't know,
大概是“她女友儿是不是他亲戚”’
"Is his girlfriend in his family tree?"
好吧 我赌五块 是亲戚
Okay, five bucks that his girlfriend's in his family tree.
好吧 额 嫡表 还是远堂
Okay, uh, first cousin, second cousin?
嫡表
First cousin, Finn.
看吧 赌注不好 我赌了
See, that's a bad bet. I'll take the bet.
- 还是胜算不大 - 嫡亲？
- Still bad odds. - First cousin?
队里大部分人都什么专业啊
So, what do most of the guys on the team major in?
除了棒球和妞儿
Besides baseball and pussy?
啊 你是说要是有女孩问的话 简单
Ah, you mean when a girl asks? That's easy.
这儿有这么多人
Look, there are thousands and thousands of people
学什么专业的都有
majoring in all kinds of shit here.
但是只有二十五个我们 我们学校最牛的球队
But there's only 25 of us. We're the best team on campus.
足球队 一年大概能赢三场比赛
You got a football team that'll win about three games a year.
篮球队屁都没赢过
Basketball team hasn't won shit.
我们每年都在季后赛里边儿
We are in the playoffs every year
一直都在全国排行榜里
and we're always ranked nationally.
戴尔 你把他弄糊涂了
Dale, you're confusing him.
总之就是 到时候她朋友会问她
Bottom line is this,her friends are gonna ask,
他喜欢什么 他是干什么的
"What's he like? What's he do?"
她不能说那些陈词滥调
She's not gonna have to say the old,
我也不清楚 他是市场营销专业的
"I don't know. He's a marketing major."
那有什么可聊的
That's not gonna cut it.
要是说 他是打棒球的
"He's a baseball player."
看 现在谈资就丰富了吧
See, now they got something special to talk about.
你的运动员怎么样
"How's your ballplayer doing?"
哦 还是跟球一样硬
"Oh, he's still stiff as a bat."
还在跟你的运动员玩儿球么
"You still ballin' your player?"
哦 他回去了
"Oh, he's sliding home."
太酷了 酷呆了 我喜欢妹子
That's cool, that's cool and everything. I like pussy.
不过 要是关于学校呢 我上什么课
But, you know, what about school? Like, what do I take?
哦哦哦 简单 简单
Oh, oh, oh. That's easy, that's easy.
你要把上学那部分也变成优势 对吧
You get good at making the school-part work for you, right?
就像解谜一样 哥们
It's like a puzzle, man.
什么老师比较好说话 该上什么课
What teachers will give you a break, what classes to take.
嘿 这学期课大概从早到晚
Hey, look, you gotta start the semester with 12 hours, all right?
必须通过九门课才算合格
But you only gotta be passing nine to be eligible.
逃一门儿 挂一门儿
Drop one class, blow off another.
妈的 普拉姆
God damn it, Plummer!
接球 醒醒
Call it! Wake up!
哦
Oh!
哦！
Whoo!
- 我还挺喜欢我们的关系的 - 嗯
- I kinda like our relationship. - Mmm.
就像我扔垃圾一样 你自己就出去了
It's like, I throw the junk and you get yourself out.
妈的！
Fuck!
对你来说这算个大事儿么 大四转校
Was that a big deal for you, transferring in senior year?
不 不算
No, man, not really.
还有几小时
You know, I'll still have a few hours
我就弄完了
that I gotta complete, you know?
我夏末回去 毕业 然后弄那件事
I'll go back in late summer, graduate, do that thing.
呃 圣路易斯奥比斯波在哪儿
And where's, uh, San Luis Obispo?
- 啊 加利福利亚 - 你家是那儿的？
- Uh, California. - That's where you're from?
对 中海岸附近
Yeah. Yeah. Sort of the central coast area.
- 酷 酷 嗯…… - 是 是 很酷
- Cool. Cool. Mmm... - Yeah. Yeah. Very cool.
我来自 嗯
I'm from this, uh,
- 山谷里的小城 - 嗯
- small town in the valley. - Yeah.
- 嘿 兄弟 你吸大♥麻♥么 - 嗯 有时候
- Hey, man, you get high? - Yeah. Yeah, here and there.
嗯 我也不知道
Yeah? Well, I don't know.
一会儿几个兄弟会到我房♥间
Couple of guys are gonna go burn this with me
嗨一会儿
in my room pretty soon.
- 要是你也想来 - 嗯 行啊
- If you wanna join that. - Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
- 嗯？ 好啊 - 好
- Yeah? All right. All right. - Cool.
哦哦！
Whoo!
- 我赌十块 - 十块
- I'll bet you 10 bucks. - Ten bucks?
- 对 十块 - 你要赌… 对你来说太冒险了
- Yeah. Ten bucks. - You wanna go... That's steep for you.
三次机会
Best out of three.
- 所以 我得中两个 - 好吧 马克 两个
- So, I gotta get two? - Yeah, Mac, two.
好啊 你想输十块钱
Okay. You feel like losing 10 bucks?
好不容易能打中我的球儿一回 也不用这么激动嘛
You're just excited to hit off me for once, huh?
哦 兄弟 肯定好玩
Oh, man. I mean, this is gonna be fun.
肯定相当好玩 内斯比特
This is gonna be very fun, Nesbit.
让我先伸伸筋骨
Man, let me get a little stretch in.
来吧来吧 斧头强
Come on. Come on, Mr. Ax. Strong Man.
来了
Anytime.
我擦 我都不敢相信我刚看着的
Fuck. I don't believe what I just fucking saw.
你知道要这劲儿得多大才能做到么
You know how strong you'd have to be to do that?
- 还有眼神儿 - 让我看看
- And the eyes! - Let me see that.
眼神儿得多好才能用斧子