You've hit, like, peak sad.
拜托 哈利波特曾经也很火过
Look, they were a very popular series of books and...
抱歉 海茵茨曼夫人
Sorry, Mrs Hinzmann.
好吧
All right.
看这
Watch this.
约翰 等等
John, wait...
喔 该死!
Oh, tits!
对不起 对不起
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry.
闭嘴啦 我帮你拿冰块!
Shut up! I'll get you some ice.
我要没工作了啦
I've so lost my job.
我知道如何让你开心
I know what'll cheer you up.
如何?攻击清洁工 这可不是我想像的情景
What? Assaulting a cleaner? Because it wasn't what I hoped it would be.
衣服都结霜了
Mine's all squint now.
Ah!
我小时候 我跟我爸常常比赛
When I was little, me and Dad used to have competitions,
看谁做得更好
see who could make the best one.
我妈是评审
Mum would judge.
她死后我们就没比了
We stopped doing it after she died.
我爸会不会说对了 我只是在搞砸一切
What if Dad's right and I'm just screwing everything up?
听我说…
Look...
你终究会大学毕业 找到好工作
You're going to end up going to uni, getting some fancy job
迎接愚蠢却成功的人生
and having a stupidly successful life.
无论过程如何
It doesn't matter how you do it.
你♥爸♥根本不用担心
Besides, Big Tony doesn't need to worry.
我会去探望你 我们可以穿越内陆远足
I'll come and visit you. We can hike across the Outback.
好漫长的远足
That's a pretty long hike.
我会开始慢跑上学
Well... I'll start running to school.
锻炼身体
Get fit.
好吗?
Deal?
好
Deal.
勇士 舞者
Dasher, Dancer... Mmhm.
扭扭捏捏
Bashful?
就是一个小矮人
That's a dwarf.
那是奥利弗
There's Olive.
你知道的 歌♥里有唱
You know, it's in the song.
奥利弗是一隻驯鹿
♪ Olive the other reindeer
常被取笑的名字
♪ Used to laugh and call him names... ♪
奥利弗是个浑球
Olive was a dick!
Mm.
妈呀
Shit wank!
Mm.
♪ Turning My Life Around ♪
演唱:Ella Hunt Malcolm Cumming
双语歌♥词:Haleyrink1♥8♥9♥7
♪ 崭新的清晨 ♪
♪ New morning ♪
♪ 感觉与以往不同 ♪
♪ Feels different than before ♪
♪ 黎明时分 ♪
♪ It's dawning ♪
♪ 是我最期待的时刻 ♪
♪ This thing I've been waiting for ♪
♪ 我展翅飞翔 ♪
♪ And I'm flying... ♪
♪ 脚不沾地 ♪
♪ My feet won't touch the ground ♪
♪ 已准备好 ♪
♪ I'm ready... ♪
♪ 改变自己 迎接新生 ♪
♪ For turning my life around ♪
♪ 我已苏醒 ♪
♪ I'm waking ♪
♪ 躺尸已太久 ♪
♪ Spent too long playing dead... ♪
♪ 我在颤抖 ♪
♪ I'm shaking ♪
♪ 忧郁从我的脑海中消失 ♪
♪ These blues out of my head ♪
♪ 不会 ♪
♪ Not letting... ♪
♪ 任人击倒 ♪
♪ Anybody bring me down... ♪
♪ 已准备好 ♪
♪ I'm ready ♪
♪ 改变自己 迎接新生 ♪
♪ For turning my life around... ♪
♪ 这是崭新的一天 ♪
♪ Hey, it's a brand new day ♪
♪ 我已在路上 ♪
♪ And I'm miles away ♪
♪ 已在路上 ♪
♪ I am miles away ♪
♪ Hey, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ 已在路上 ♪
♪ I am miles away ♪
♪ 已在路上 ♪
♪ I am miles away ♪
♪ 多么美好的一天 ♪
♪ And it's a beautiful day... ♪
♪ 明亮的一天 ♪
♪ It's brighter... ♪
♪ 港口街道无人 ♪
♪ The Haven streets are clear ♪
♪ 我身轻如燕 ♪
♪ I feel lighter ♪
♪ 无所畏惧 ♪
♪ There's nothing left to fear ♪
♪ 去迈进 ♪
♪ And I'm closer ♪
♪ 属于我的崭新世界 ♪
♪ For a new world I am bound ♪
♪ 万事俱备 ♪
♪ Oh, I'm ready ♪
♪ 改变自己 迎接新生 ♪
♪ Ooh, for turning my life around... ♪
♪ 这是全新的一天 ♪
♪ Hey, it's a brand new day ♪
♪ 我已在远方 ♪
♪ And I'm miles away ♪
♪ 已在远方 ♪
♪ I am miles away... ♪
♪ Hey, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ 已在远方 ♪
♪ I am miles away ♪
♪ 已在远方 ♪
♪ I am miles away ♪
♪ 大家的死去教会我如何生存 ♪
♪ Everybody's dying here to tell me how to live ♪
♪ 我才不要听 我有好多的想法 ♪
♪ But I'm not listening, I've got so much more to give ♪
♪ 我准备好了 ♪
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready ♪
♪ 我准备好了 ♪
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready ♪
♪ 我准备好了 ♪
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready ♪
♪ 我准备好了 ♪
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready ♪
♪ 我准备好了 ♪
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready ♪
♪ 我准备好了 ♪
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready... ♪
♪ 我准备好了 ♪
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready ♪
♪ 我准备好了 ♪
♪ I'm ready... ♪
♪ 忘却所有烦恼 活着的时光多么美好 ♪
♪ Forget your troubles What a time to be alive ♪
♪ 释怀那些苦痛 活着的时光多么美好 ♪
♪ Let go your woe What a time to be alive ♪
♪ 活在当下 活着的时光多么美好 ♪
♪ Live for today What a time to be alive ♪
♪ 因为人生无常 活着的时光多么美好 ♪
♪ Cos you might be dead come tomorrow What a time to be alive ♪
♪ 小镇焕发光芒 活着的时光多么美好 ♪
♪ The town is glowing What a time to be alive ♪
♪ 心火熊熊燃烧 活着的时光多么美好 ♪
♪ Hearts are alight What a time to be alive ♪
♪ 这是崭新的一天 ♪
♪ Hey, it's a brand new day ♪
♪ 我已在远方 ♪
♪ And I'm miles away ♪
♪ 我已在远方 ♪
♪ I am miles away ♪
♪ Hey, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ 我已在远方 ♪
♪ I am miles away ♪
♪ 我已在远方 ♪
♪ I am miles away... ♪
♪ 这真是美好的一天 ♪
♪ And it's a beautiful day. ♪
哈喽
Hello?
听得见吗?
Can you hear me?
我是急救人员
I'm a first aider.
我现在要把你转过来
I'm just going to turn you over.
冷静…老兄
OK. Mate, mate..
老兄
Mate!
你继续称兄道弟 这显然很有用
Call him mate again. It's definitely working.
待在这儿 待个鬼啊
Stay here. You stay here!
这里没信♥号♥♥
There's no signal.
安娜
Anna.
那家伙是个僵尸
Anna, that guy's a zombie.
没有的事
There's no such thing.
这是再正常不过的事了
Right. Because that's perfectly normal.
我不敢相信我的眼睛
I can't believe this is happening.
不可能的
This can't be happening.
绝对不可能 快用吸入器
This can't be happening. Use your inhaler.
你上一次见我用吸入器是什么时候
When was the last time you saw me with an inhaler?
别对我大吼大叫
Don't have a go at me,
就因为我说了"用你的吸入器" 那可是僵尸
just because I said... Because there's zombies!
不是僵尸 太蠢了
It's not zombies. That's stupid.
今早起就没见着我妈
I never saw my mum this morning.
你见着你♥爸♥了吗
Did you see your dad?
我本该去看表演的
I should have just gone to the show.
妈的
Shit!
或许网路还能用
Maybe the internet's still working.
可是回家有点难
But we can't go all the way home.
你还留着你的工作钥匙吗
Do you still have your work keys?
好吧
All right.
走吧
Come on.
或许那边的状况没这么差
Maybe it won't be so bad across town.
补充钾
Potassium.
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