安娜和世界末日（2017）

♪ 会愿意当我的女主角 ♪
♪ Willing to share my world ♪
♪ 我开始明白好男孩 ♪
♪ I'm starting to realise sometimes the nice guys ♪
♪ 不一定能把得到妹 ♪
♪ Don't always get the girl ♪
♪ 没有人会告诉年轻的你们 ♪
♪ Cos no one ever tells you when you're young ♪
♪ 爱情不是书里电影里歌♥里描述得那样 ♪
♪ Love's not like the books, the films, or the songs ♪
♪ 我们活在谎言中太久太久 ♪
♪ We've been living in a lie for far too long ♪
♪ 也受够了假装 ♪
♪ And we're tired of pretending ♪
♪ 根本没有所谓的好莱坞结局 ♪
♪ There's no such thing as a Hollywood ending ♪
♪ 没有所谓的好莱坞结局 ♪
♪ Oohah, oohah, no such thing as a Hollywood ending ♪
♪ 没有所谓的好莱坞结局 ♪
♪ Oohah, oohah, no such thing as a Hollywood ending ♪
♪ 不要搞错了 我的心不曾受伤 ♪
♪ Don't be mistaken, my heart's not breaking ♪
♪ 让他们去非议 我根本不想搭理 ♪
♪ Let them all talk, I don't give a shit ♪
♪ 杀戮 结婚 或上♥床♥都是浪费时间 ♪
♪ Kill, marry, shag, it's all such a drag ♪
♪ 我不是块缺失的拼图 等着和谁配对 ♪
♪ I'm more than a lost piece waiting to fit ♪
♪ 我不是身穿婚纱的公主 期待着幸福从天而降 ♪
♪ I'm not a princess sat in a white dress, hoping my chance will come ♪
♪ 那么不是我要考虑的 不要想着去为它们费神 ♪
♪ They're not my problem, don't want to solve them ♪
♪ 只是想要开心一下 ♪
♪ Just want to have some fun ♪
♪ 没有人会告诉年轻的你们 ♪
♪ Cos no one ever tells you when you're young ♪
♪ 爱情不是书里电影里歌♥里描述得那样 ♪
♪ Love's not like the books, the films or the songs ♪
♪ 我们活在谎言中太久太久 ♪
♪ We've been living in a lie for far too long ♪
♪ 受够了假装 ♪
♪ And we're tired of pretending ♪
♪ 根本没有什么好莱坞结局 ♪
♪ There's no such thing as a Hollywood ending ♪
♪ 我心仪的人就在我身旁 ♪
♪ I've got the one I want right next to me ♪
♪ 希望上帝成全我们 ♪
♪ I hope to God it works out perfectly ♪
♪ 如果这一切都是命中注定的呢 ♪
♪ Oh, what if this was all just meant to be? ♪
♪ 我想要个爱如天长地久 （你的爱近在眼前） ♪
♪ I want a love never ending （Your love is standing here） ♪
♪ 我相信我不会落单（我永远不会离开） ♪
♪ It's not belief I'm suspending （I'll never disappear） ♪
♪ 我注定能得到好莱坞结局 ♪
♪ I'll get my Hollywood ending ♪
♪ 根本没有所谓的好莱坞结局 ♪
♪ Oohah, oohah, no such thing as a Hollywood ending ♪
♪ 根本没有所谓的好莱坞结局 ♪
♪ Oohah, oohah, no such thing as a Hollywood ending ♪
♪ 根本没有所谓的好莱坞结局 ♪
♪ Oohah, oohah, no such thing as a Hollywood ending ♪
♪ Oohah, oohah ♪
♪ 没有人会告诉年轻的你们 ♪
♪ Cos no one ever tells you when you're young ♪
♪ 我想要个爱如天长地久 ♪
♪ I want a love never ending ♪
♪ 爱情不是书里电影里歌♥里描述得那样 ♪
♪ Love's not like the books, the films, or the songs ♪
♪ 我相信我不会落单 ♪
♪ It's not belief I'm suspending ♪
♪ 我们活在谎言中太久太久 ♪
♪ We've been living in a lie for far too long ♪
♪ 受够了假装 ♪
♪ We're tired of pretending ♪
♪ 根本没有所谓的好莱坞结局 ♪
♪ There's no such thing as a Hollywood ending ♪
♪ 从未存在过 ♪
♪ This is not... ♪
♪ 所谓的好莱坞结局 ♪
♪ No such thing as a Hollywood ending ♪
♪ 你梦中的童话故事 ♪
♪ The story you've been dreaming of ♪
♪ 没有所谓的好莱坞结局 ♪
♪ No such thing as a Hollywood ending ♪
♪ 那个可以心想事成的地方 ♪
♪ The one where you get all you want ♪
♪ 丢掉你的幻想 ♪
♪ So stop your pretending ♪
♪ 根本没有所谓的 ♪
♪ There's no such thing as a... ♪
♪ 根本没有所谓的 ♪
♪ There's no such thing as a... ♪
♪ 根本没有所谓的 ♪
♪ There's no such thing as a... ♪
♪ 好莱坞结局 ♪
♪ Hollywood ending. ♪
草
Fuck! Ow!
需要打电♥话♥求救吗？
You need me to call someone?
试过了 我女友没接电♥话♥
I tried. My girlfriend won't pick up.
Um...
Locksmith?
Locksmith?
我没有现金
I have no cash.
我爸妈在墨西哥
And my parents are in Mexico, so...
真希望我也在墨西哥
Wish I was in Mexico.
阳光 美食…美酒
Sun, good food, tequila...
离你的怪咖女儿5千英里远
5,000 miles away from your weirdass daughter.
我真希望能离我爸远一点
Oh, I'd happily move my dad
丢到几英里开外的地方 你可以安静点吗？
a few miles away from here right now. Can you stop talking?
努力想干大事 连起步都失败
Try being moved an entire continent, dropped at the first opportunity.
至少你没有啰里啰嗦
At least you don't have a mum that's constantly on your case
什么小事都要管的妈…
about every little thing. I...
对不起…
I am sorry.
对不起
Oh! Sorry.
天啊 你闻起来像臭保龄球鞋
Oh! You smell like a shoe.
圣诞节即将成为我最讨厌的节日
Christmas is fast becoming my least favourite "C" word.
如果你也打扮一下就不会这么说了
You wouldn't be saying that if you were dressed like a festive legend!
说得对
You're right.
你看起来像一坨圣诞便便
Dressed like that, you look like a massive "C" word.
♪ 我最爱吃的就是鱼妈妈的鳍 ♪
♪ My favourite dish is fish, mother flipper ♪
♪ 我每天狂吃鱼 鱼真的好棒棒 ♪
♪ And I eat it for the hell of it, a nice bit of halibut ♪
♪ 那不是他们唯一捕到的鱼 ♪
♪ That's not the only fish they got, mackerel, mackerel ♪
♪ 我可以再来一桌满汉全席 抹了果酱的三文鱼 ♪
♪ I could take more than a snack full, salmon with some jam ♪
♪ 我还可以喝个酩酊大醉 ♪
♪ And I could drink it by the tap full... ♪
整整四周的午休排练
Four weeks of lunchtime rehearsals.
至少他们努力了
At least they're trying.
♪ 他们说海里还有很多鱼 宝贝 ♪
♪ There's plenty of fish in the sea, baby... ♪
相当努力
Very.
♪ 但对我来说可远远不够 ♪
♪ There's not enough fish for me ♪
♪ 鱼真是美味 ♪
♪ Yo, fish is delish ♪
♪ 他们说海里还有很多鱼 宝贝 ♪
♪ There's plenty of fish in the sea, baby ♪
♪ 但对我来说可远远不够 ♪
♪ But there's not enough fish for me. ♪
菲儿昨晚告诉我关于这次的排练
Phil was telling me last night about this lad.
你记得昨天晚上那个带着企鹅的？
You know the one with the penguin... Last night?
对 圣诞特饮
Yeah, the Christmas drinks.
噢
Oh.
很高兴你能帮助他们 亚瑟
Anyway, it's nice of you to help them out like this, Arthur.
因为我不信任他们 托尼
We can't trust them to do anything by themselves, Tony.
啊
Ah.
♪ It's That Time Of Year ♪
演唱:Marli Siu
双语歌♥词:Haleyrink1♥8♥9♥7
♪ 雪花飘落到结霜的地面 ♪
♪ Snow is falling on the frosty ground ♪
♪ 圣诞的欢声笑语洋溢人间 ♪
♪ Christmas cheer is spreading all around ♪
♪ 一年一度圣诞时 但我却郁郁寡欢 ♪
♪ It's that time of year but I'm feeling so blue ♪
♪ 我的圣诞丝♥袜♥中空无一物 ♪
♪ There's a lack of presents in my stocking ♪
♪ 我的壁炉需要细心的呵护 ♪
♪ And my chimney needs a good unblocking ♪
♪ 来呀 亲爱的圣诞爷爷 ♪
♪ Come on, Santa, dear... ♪
♪ 我一直等着你 ♪
♪ I've been waiting for you ♪
♪ 如果你感到冰冷僵硬 ♪
♪ Let me tell you if you're feeling frozen stiff ♪
♪ 我的欲♥火♥永远为你燃烧 ♪
♪ My fire's burning hot for you ♪
♪ 当你小憩时 低俗！ ♪
♪ When you take a nap... Filth! ♪
♪ 让我坐在你的膝头吧 ♪
♪ Let me sit upon your lap ♪
♪ 这里只有一件让我想要解开的礼物 ♪
♪ There's only one gift that I wanna unwrap ♪
♪ 当你靠近时 ♪
♪ When you are near ♪
亲爱的 一年一度圣诞时... 龌龊、肮脏
♪ Baby, it's that time of year... ♪ Pornographic, salacious...
太污了
filth!
我要弄死她
I'm going to kill her!
♪ 我已经为你温好了牛奶奉上了你最爱的零食 ♪
♪ I've warmed your milk and made your favourite snack ♪
♪ 所以不要让我久等 解开你的束带 ♪
♪ So come on over and unload your sack ♪
♪ 拴好那些驯鹿 ♪
♪ Tie those reindeer up ♪
♪ 因为长夜漫漫 ♪
♪ Cos you may be a while ♪
♪ 我懂得如何让你怡情悦性 ♪
♪ And I know how to make you smile... ♪
嗷~~
Oi!
里面是谁 赶紧给我停手！
Whoever's doing that, stop it immediately.
我警告你
I'm warning you.
♪ 又是一年圣诞时 ♪
♪ It's that time of year ♪
♪ 又是一年圣诞时 ♪
♪ It's that time of year ♪
♪ 又是一年圣诞时 ♪
♪ It's that time of year ♪
♪ 来吧 圣诞爷爷 满足我吧 ♪
♪ Year Come on, Santa, give it to me. ♪
去吧猛♥男♥ 去吧舞男
On, Dasher, on, Dancer.
去吧
On...
快点
Come on!
又一个
...other ones.
火闪电？
Firebolt?
不对 那是哈利波特的扫帚
No, that's Harry Potter's broom.
啊这
Oh, no!
怎么
What?
我们没法继续在约会了
We can't hang out any more.
你太低落了
You're too sad.
你简直悲惨到家了