遇见波莉（2004）

Hi. -Hello.
好棒哦 - 是啊，超棒的
lsn't this exciting? -lt is. lt's fun.
这样吧，我就不去潜水了
You know what? l think l'm gonna skip the scuba diving.
不行啦，每家旅馆都说他最棒
Reuben, no. You called eight hotels. They all said this guy was the best.
我知道啦，不过我会晕船
l know, but you know how l am about boats, and l feel queasy.
你的肠胃又不舒服？
Your stomach's acting funny?
没事了，不过我怕我会吐 你自己去吧
lt's okay now, but you know how it gets. So why don't you go?
我们在度蜜月，我不能丢下你
We're on our honeymoon. l won't go without you.
你一直都想潜水，去吧
No, you've been wanting to try this. l want you to go, okay?
尽情地玩，我四点钟来接你
lt will be fun. l'll pick you up at 4:00, all right?
我爱你 - 我也爱你
l love you. -l love you, too.
你不去潜水吗？
You're not for scuba, Reuben?
不了，我有点事要办
No, Claude, l'm gonna go run some errands in town.
玩得开心点，我有话跟你说
But you guys go. Have fun. Can l talk to you for a second?
没问题
Of course.
听好，她是我一生的最爱
Listen, this woman means more to me than anything else in the world...
要小心点
so be careful.
潜水很危险 你千万要小心
Scuba can be very dangerous if proper precautions aren't taken.
放心拉，看我的眼睛
Reuben, look to me in my eyeball.
我保证我会好好...
l promise you l take care of Lisa...
照顾莉莎啦
as if she were my own flesh and blood.
谢谢你 - 好吗？
Thank you. -Okay?
放心拉 - 好，放心拉
Solid. -Okay, solid.
你好了没？
CLAUDE: All right? Are you ready?
好了，过来一点
Yeah. Will a little boat come over--
小心罗
CLAUDE: Ally oop.
拜拜，鲁宝
Au revoir, Reuben.
拜了，老婆，我爱你 - 我也爱你
REUBEN: Bye-bye, honey! l love you! LlSA: l love you!
莉莎
Lisa!
阿贤？
Claude!
大伙儿？
GuyS?
有人在吗？
Hello!
莉莎
Lisa?
咚咚？
Knock-knock!
我的老天
Oh, my God.
我爱你 - 噢呜
CLAUDE: l love you! LlSA: Ooh, la la!
天啊
Oh, my God!
哇靠，这不是你想的那样
Holy shit, Reuben! This is not what it looks like.
你要留下来跟阿贤在一起？
You're staying on the island with Claude?
我现在心头很乱
l'm a little confused right now, Reuben.
需要时间整理思绪
l think l need a little time to figure things out.
你是不是在氧气筒下了药？
What did you do to her? Did you mess with her oxygen tanks?
我什么也没做，鲁班
l did nothing, Leuben.
我的名字是鲁宝
My name's not Leuben! lt is Reuben.
我们潜水、 聊天、 喝白酒
Look, we had a scuba, we talk about life, we drink some white wine.
没法度，我对她一见钟情
We cannot help it. lt is like love at first sight.
我们就像天雷勾动地火
She make like the fire in my trouser.
他想说的是...
LlSA: What he's trying to say, Reuben...
事情就这样自然地发生了
is that we didn't plan it. lt Just.... lt happened.
这就跟河马的故事一样
lt's like the story of the hippo.
我没听过这故事
l'm not familiar with that story.
河马不是一生下来就说
The hippopotamus is not born going:
酷毙了，我是河马耶 才不是这样咧
''Cool bean, l am a hippo.'' No way, Jose.
他先在身上画条纹扮成斑马
So he tried to paint a stripe on himself to be like the zebra...
可是骗不了人
but he fool no one.
后来他在身上画斑点扮成花豹
Then he tried to put the spot on his skin to be like the leopard.
可是大家都知道他是河马
But everyone know he is a hippo.
有一天...
So, at certain point...
他一边照镜子一边说
he look himself in the mirror and he Just say:
我是河马...
''Hey, l am a hippopotamus...
“我也改变不了事实”
''and there is nothing l can do about it.''
他一接受事实就活得很快乐
And, as soon as he accepts this, he live life happy.
跟河马一样快乐
Happy as a hippo.
你明白吗？
You understand?
我要宰了你 - 住手
REUBEN: l'm gonna kill you! LlSA: Reuben, no!
别冲动，这不是办法
No, Reuben. This is not the way.
你会过得很好 - 我才不会过得很好
You're gonna be fine, Reuben. -No, l'm not gonna be fine.
我一定会惨兮兮
l'm not gonna be fine at all.
哪一天你后悔了别跑回来找我
Don't come back to me when you change your mind...
因为我不会原谅你
because this ship has sailed.
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圣巴特机场
2.6公里
嗨，蒂娜
REUBEN: Hey, Tina.
殷 氏
—
人寿保险
嗨，米奇
Hey, Mitch.
嗨，鲁宝
Hey, Reub.
雪洛 - 嗨
Cheryl. -Hey.
殷氏公♥司♥，请说
TlNA: lndursky & Sons, how may l help you?
搞什么？
What?
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约 会
傻 瓜 书
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如何扫除
厄 运
撑下去！
大家怎么会知道？
How does everyone know about this?
你妈把事情都跟殷老板说了
Your mother called Mr. lndursky and told him what happened.
真是遗憾 - 谢了，葛蒂丝
l am so sorry, Reuben. -Thanks, Gladys.
过来 - 好，谢谢你
Come here. -Okay. Thank you.
没事了 - 我了解
All right. -l know.
照过来，神童回来了
Hey, there he is! The big man's back.
进来吧，我有话跟你说
Come on in here, l want to spitball something with you.
等一下，我要上厕所
Can you give me a minute? l'm Just going to the men's room.
我跟你去
l'll Join you.
我都听说了，惨毙了
l heard about your honeymoon. Just terrible.
我就知道她是个荡♥妇♥
l knew that girl was a slut the second l met her.
事情不是这样...
Well, it's kind of complicated. l mean, there's--
别替她找借口
Don't make excuses.
她是劈腿族，永远都是 把她给忘了吧
She's a dime-store hooker and always will be. Just put it behind you.
对了，你听过范刘利伦吗？
Speaking of which, you ever hear of a guy named Leland Van Lew?
听过啊，他是澳洲人
REUBEN: Leland Van Lew.... Yeah, Australian guy, right?
去年上过财星杂♥志♥封面 - 没错
REUBEN: Made the cover of ForbeS? STAN: Exactly.
他开了一家高科技...
He started one of those high-tech, modem-scrotum...
搞电子的什么碗糕公♥司♥
God-only-knows-what-they-do companies anyway. Jesus Christ.
公♥司♥要上市
They want to take the company public...
他想当执行长 你猜他需要什么？
and to remain CEO of the company, guess what he needs?
人寿保险 - 你真是鲁 “宝果”
Life insurance. -Bingo was his name.
你要我查他的底细？ - 对，有件事很棘手
You want me to check him out? -Yeah. There's Just one catch.
什么？ - 这家伙是个牛仔
Yeah? This Van Lew has a reputation as a cowboy.
他超爱玩极限运动
Apparently, he's one of these extreme-sports nuts.
如果你...
So, it'S a long Shot...
替他找到保险公♥司♥...
but if you can pull thiS thing together...
咱们就能赚一大笔钱...
there might be a lot of dough in it for us...
你也可以拿佣金付房♥贷
an extra bonus for you, help you with those house payments.
让我先查清楚他的底细...
All right. Let's make sure he checks out first, and....
我就说你是我最可靠的左右手
You see? This is why you're the only one l can trust with these Jobs.
我本来还担心你...
l was worried you'd been through hell and back...
会伤心欲绝
with that whore wife of yours.
你真的不用多休息一阵子？
You sure you don't need some more time off?
我没事了 - 你确定？
l'm good. l'm fine. -Absolutely sure?
好吧，那就好
All right, good things.
售 屋
高 手
吉屋出♥售♥
先生，这是私人产业
SECURlTY GUARD: ExcuSe me. ThiS iS private property.
我知道，我刚买♥♥下这栋房♥子
REUBEN: Yeah, l know. l Just bought this house.
下个月就搬进来
I move in next month.
守 望 相 助
斐先生，对吧？
Oh, sure. Mr. Phifer, right?
我姓费，叫我鲁宝
Feffer. But you can Just call me Reuben.
欢迎加入这社区 - 谢了
Okay. Welcome to the neighborhood. -Thanks.
很遗憾你戴了绿帽子
SECURlTY GUARD: Sorry about your wife, Reuben.
我想先谢谢大家大驾光临
REUBEN: [Video] FirSt, I want to thank everybody for coming.
这真是美好的一天
ThiS haS been an incredible day and night.
见到这么多亲朋好友真棒
It'S juSt So great to See all theSe people, friendS and family.