哈啦夏令营（2015）

Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp S01E05

Part 5 Sept. 13, 2020, 3:39 p.m.

天绝对的
Boy, and how.
你盖尔达娜星野
And do you, Gail Dana Starfield,
愿意嫁这个男人乔纳斯哎呦
take this man, Jonas... Oop!
你得慢慢适应适应
You'll get used to it.
吉恩詹金森
...Gene Jenkinson,
做你合法的丈夫么
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
我愿意
I do.
如果任何人有任何反对意见
If anyone here soever objects,
现在就说或者永远别说
let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
等等等等
Wait! Wait!
我反对
I object.
杰夫市政厅办事员
Jeff, the city hall records clerk?
我知道我不了解你盖尔
I know I hardly know you, Gail.
但是呃在我们相处的短暂片刻
But, uh, in the short time we've spent together,
我诚恳的说我已经疯狂的
I can honestly say that I've fallen madly,
火热的爱上了你
passionately in love with you.
你觉得呢
So what do you say?
试一下吧
Give it a shot?
我很抱歉吉恩
I'm sorry, Gene.
我觉得如果我不跟杰夫试一下的话
I feel like if I don't at least explore this thing with Jeff,
我永远都得不到平静
I might never be at peace.
你明白的是吧
You understand, right?
如果这是你想要的话
If that's what you want...
你们共同想要的
what you both want,
那你就去吧
then that's what you should do.
谢谢你吉恩
Thank you, Gene.
谢了哥们
Thanks, buddy.
来吧我们结婚吧
Let's do it! Let's get married!
以主赐予我的权力
By the power vested in me,
现在我宣布你们成为夫妻
I now declare you and you husband and wife.
耶
Yay!
我们做到了
We did it!
啥奶♥子♥也不值这个
No boob is worth this.
啥奶♥子♥也不值这个
No boob is worth this.
呃别跟个吓尿的猫似得了
Ugh! Stop being such a scaredy-cat.
埃里克就是个失败的摇滚明星
Eric's just a washed up rock star,
又不是怪兽
he's not some monster.
哦我的天啊就是那
Oh, my God. There it is.
这就是么?
Was this it?
埃里克这么多年来试图隐藏的秘密
The hideaway that Eric had managed to keep secret from everyone for years?
没有人知道是的
"Everyone, that is,"
除了少数几个营员
"except a handful of campers,"
现在还有我
and now me.
想要偷鸡
Put your paw in the honey pot,
小心蚀把米
it might just get stuck.
我想你该走了
I think you should leave.
我想我会待着
I think I should stay.
为什么
Why?
因为我相信夏日摇滚骑士里的首席朋克天才
Because I believe in the proto-punk genius of the Rockin' Knights of Summer.
我相信你
I believe in you.
你不相信任何事
You don't believe in anything.
你就是无名少女滚蛋吧
You're just some teenager. Now get out!
你不需要再躲了
You don't have to hide anymore.
我说了滚
I said get out!
滚回你来的地方
Go back to where you came from!
别再回来
And don't ever come back!