歪小子斯科特：火力全开（2023）

Scott Pilgrim Takes Off S01E07

Part 3 Nov. 21, 2023, 10:30 a.m.

真的很抱歉
I'm really sorry.
也许我应该早点告诉你事情发生得太快了
I probably should've told you sooner. It all just happened so fast.
也许现在不是认识到这一点的最佳时机
And maybe this isn't the best time to have this realization,
但我可能一开始就不应该跟你约会
but I probably shouldn't have been dating you in the first place.
显然一个23岁的人跟高中生约会
Apparently, a 23-year-old dating a high schooler
是不被社会接受的
is frowned upon by society.
斯科特我很高兴你还活着
Scott, I'm glad you're alive...
但我也很高兴你死了
but I'm also glad you died.
给了我很多思考和成长的空间
It gave me a lot of space to reflect and grow.
所以谢谢啦!
So thanks!
随时愿意效劳
Anytime.
你回来了!你真的回来了
You're back! You're actually back.
是啊真是...是的
Yeah. It's... Yeah.
什么鬼...
What the...
哇哦!真是糟透了
Wow! That really sucks.
对不起不该笑的
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for laughing.
肯定是还有未竟之事
It must mean there's unfinished business.
感情方面的事
Emotional business.
我能做见证吗?
Can I get a witness?
停吧
Stop.
我不想这么说但如果我还是得跟你的前任们打架怎么办?
I hate to say it, but what if I still have to fight your exes?
我不知道伙计发生了很多事
I don't know, pal. A lot has happened.
你在未来的虚拟现实设备上看到了多少内容?
How much did you see on that futuristic VR thingy?
我根本忙不过来 - 那你就知道游戏已经变了
I'm pretty much caught up. - Then you know the game has changed.
但玩家还是一样的
But the players are the same.
那我们就去找我的前任一个接一个再来一次
So we track my exes down. One by one, again.
等等!
Wait!
如果有一个地方你们可以发现所有的前任
What if there was somewhere you could find all the exes gathered together
都在同一时间聚在一起庆祝音乐剧呢?
at the same time to celebrate musical theater!
(《歪小子斯科特的小生活》音乐剧)
(今晚外百老汇首演! 七名邪恶前任亲临现场!)
嘿你们好
Hey, you. Hi
哇!
Whoa!
托德·英格拉姆前素食主义者? 从没听说过他我现在独自表演了
Todd Ingram, the former vegan? Never heard of him. I'm a solo act now.
当然我们是来纪念我死去室友的人生的
Of course, we're here to celebrate my dead roommate's life,
但为什么不把目光投向我呢? 我是三栖明星呢
but why not cast me? I'm a triple threat.
你为什么要把事情搞得那么复杂?
Why'd you have to go And make things so complicated?
对斯科特生前是我哥哥
Yeah, Scott was my brother.
他还活着!
He's alive?
那我应该说斯科特是我哥哥
Well, then I guess I should say Scott is my brother.
大家都有票了吗?
Everyone have their tickets?
那就要迎接大结局了
Then it's time for the big finale.