过家家（2014）

Prison sounds good.
马桶就在你床的旁边
The toilet is right beside your bed.
- 我的马桶倒是离得挺远 - 马克
- My toilet is so far away... - Mark?
艾玛
Emma!
还有玛姬
And Mags!
这是那个 小宝贝儿
Is that the... baby!
嘘
Shh.
宝贝儿在睡
Oh, the baby's sl...
大伙儿都 嘘
Shh, everybody.
知道吗
You know what?
我们是来带你回家的
We're gonna get you home.
所以我要把你从椅子上拉起来 好吗
So I'm gonna help you get up off of the stool, okay?
哦不不不 我不起
Oh, no, no, no. Not gonna happen.
不来这个的话 宝宝不起
Mm-mm. No, not without this.
等等 你为什么
Wait, why are you doing
要用手做这种单身女郎的舞蹈动作
the Single Ladies dance with your hand?
- 不起就不起 唔 - 为什么
- Not without this, mm-mm. - Why is...
马克 你的婚戒呢
Mark, why don't you have your wedding ring?
因为那哥们儿台球打的比我好
'Cause that guy over there is better at me than pool.
马克 你打台球为什么要押上婚戒
Mark, why would you bet your wedding ring in a pool game?
我有吗
I did?
哦 不是吧 你们快看
Oh, no. You guys, look.
行了 别这样 情况不乐观啊
Okay. Stop doing that. This is really bad.
- 我马上回来 - 等 等 玛姬 玛姬
- I'll be right back. - Wh-wh... Maggie, Maggie.
你要干嘛
What are you doing?
什么意思 我要把他的戒指拿回来
What do you mean? I'm gonna go get his ring back.
好的 但是我觉得这不是什么好主意
Okay, I don't think that's a good idea.
- 我可以的 - 我是说
- I can take care of it. - You know what?
你把孩子留下来我看着
Why don't you just leave the baby with me?
我可以的 天呐
I can take care of it. God.
奥尔特加 我很抱歉
Ortega, lo siento.
他们说没有墨西哥胡椒樽了
They said they have no more of those jalapeño poppers.
在康涅狄格州
What does a man have to do
搞到辣椒是很难的一件事吗
to get a hot pepper in the state of Connecticut?
我吃够这些蛤蜊了
I'm sick of these goddamn clams!
嗨
Hi.
我叫玛姬 这是夏洛特
My name is Maggie, and this is Charlotte.
那什么 坐在那边的是我朋友
Listen, my friend over there,
他有点醉了
he does not hold his liquor well.
那是因为他只喝济马酒
That's 'cause he only drinks zimas.
是这样的
Anyway, um...
我朋友犯了个错误 把婚戒给赌上了
My friend mistakenly bet his wedding ring,
他需要拿回婚戒
and he's gonna need it back,
所以 你能不能行行好
so if you could maybe find some kindness in your heart...
你知道的 女士 我是有怜悯之心的
You know, madre, I have kindness in my heart,
但一到赌场 怜悯是用不上的
but not when it comes to bets.
因为如果我心软
Because if I soften,
即使是为了你这样漂亮的女人
even for a beautiful woman such as yourself...
也是会被当众羞辱的
I would be gutted in the streets publicly.
奥尔特加 我并不想让事情难堪
Ortega, I don't mean to get nasty with you,
但是我不拿回戒指
but I'm gonna need that ring back
是不会离开酒吧的
before I leave this bar.
您懂了吗 先生
Comprende usted, señor?
嘿 告诉你 应该是“明白”
Hey, listen, it's "comprendes."
不好意思 我用的是正式语气
I'm sorry, I was using the formal.
还是你想让我把你当作
Or would you rather me refer to you
街头的小混混对待
as a common street thug?
哦
Oh!
我可是美♥联♥社♥西班牙语A级好嘛
I got an "A" in AP Spanish,
正式用法在AP西语中很常见的
and there's more where that came from.
哦
Ooh.
嘿 听好了 我会和济马先生再比一次
Hey, listen, I would play señor zima again,
但是他已经没有可以赌的啦
but he's got nothing left to bet.
2014年的丰田汉兰达
2014 Toyota highlander.
五辐式合金车轮 盲点监测
Five-spoke alloy wheels, blind spot monitor,
电动尾门
power liftgate.
倒车影像仪呢
Back-up camera?
是标准的
Standard.
- 嘿 里克 - 怎么了
- Hey, Rico! - Yeah, ese?
- 来赢了这场比赛 - 没问题
- Rack 'em up. - You got it!
这儿有一位女士
We got a madre here
想替她朋友赢回戒指
who want to play for her friend's silver band.
马克 每个人都需要战斗
Mark, everybody has fights.
这次可不一样
Not like this one.
这可是马尼拉之战
This was the thrilla in manila.
这和中国之行有关吗
Was this about the China stuff?
因为我不该告诉蒂娜
'Cause I should've never told Tina
你说过会和我私奔
that you said you would've gone with me.
- 那是 - 这事儿和私奔到中国无关 好吗
- That was... - It's not about China, okay?
我得到了一份工作
I got a job.
有人给了我一份工作
Person offered me a job.
这个人给了你什么工作
Okay, what job did "person" offer you?
斯坦福德警♥察♥
Stamford Police.
他们让我做小队长
They offered me sergeant.
过个一年左右的样子 我就可以做警探了
In a year or so, I could get to detective.
马克 很腻害嘛
Mark, that is amazing.
- 是啊 - 哦 我的天
- Yeah. - Oh, my God.
你自从看了“女作家与谋杀案”之后
You've wanted that ever since you watched
就一直想做警♥察♥啊
your first episode of Murder, She Wrote.
搞清楚
Just to be clear,
这不是我当警♥察♥的原因
that's not the reason I became a cop.
好吧 但是你的电♥话♥应答机
Okay, but on your answering machine,
之前的音乐就是这样
it used to be like,
我告诉你 伙计
I'll tell you one thing, man.
安吉拉·兰斯伯里会为我高兴的
Angela Lansbury would have been happy for me.
蒂娜不为你高兴吗
Is Tina not happy for you?
没有 因为斯坦福德离这儿三小时车程
No, because Stamford is three hours away,
所以我们得搬家
and we'd have to move.
而蒂娜不想离开派恩布鲁克公♥司♥
Tina doesn't want to leave Pinebrook.
是的
No.
我和她提起这件事 她就癫狂了
And when I brought it up, she flipped out,
说我多么自私啊
told me how selfish I was,
甚至都不为我感到开心了
and then... wasn't even happy for me.
连一秒都没有
Not for even, like, one second.
那我的梦想怎么办呢 托比
What about what I want, Toby?
等等 你刚刚是叫我托比吗
Wait, did you just call me Toby?
是啊 托比
Yeah, Toby.
不是 我是艾玛
No, I'm Emma.
那这是谁
Who the hell is this?
那才是托比
That's Toby.
哦 你还是坐着吧
Oh, you might want to sit down.
得等上一会呢
It's gonna be a while.
哦 里克 这不是她第一次打台球
Oh, this isn't her first rodeo, Rico.
球打进角落球带五分
Five in the corner pocket.
抱歉
Sorry.
没事哈
It's okay.
哦
Oh.
你是不是不方便 母亲大大
You having trouble, madre?
不不不 我可以的
No, no, no. I'm good.
侧面球袋五分
Five in the side pocket.
该死
Damn it.
我一般是不会失掉那一球的
I don't usually miss that one.
是小孩儿的原因 她妨碍你了
It's the baby. It got in the way.
我觉得不是 伙计
I don't think so, man.
你打球的时候
Why don't you let your friend blondie over here
为什么不让你的金发朋友抱会宝宝
hold the baby while you play?
我不需要她 我是一个妈妈
I don't need her. I'm a mom.
我自己可以的
I can do it myself.
呃
Uh-huh.
你眼里进虫子了
You got bugs in your eyes.
什么