救援高手（2013）

Nathan for You S03E03

Part 5 March 28, 2022, 12:05 p.m.

他终于同意这项工作完成了
He eventually agreed to sign off on the job.
我并不是在故意为难你
I'm not trying to give you a hard time.
没关系
No, it's okay.
每个人的性格都不一样
Everyone has a different personality.
这意味着我的构想很成功
And that meant my concept was a success.
于是第二天我找到David
So the next day, I returned to David
向他介绍了他今后需要雇佣的唯一员工
to introduce him to the only employee he'll ever need.
这是Jack Garbarino
This is Jack Garbarino.
你好Jack 我是David - 你好很高兴认识你
Hey, Jack. I'm David. - Hi, pleasure to meet you.
很高兴认识你 - 很高兴认识你
Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
是他的努力和付出
And it's his hard work and dedication
让搬运锻炼成功的
that really made this workout happen.
好的
Okay.
所以你什么时候需要新的搬运工
So anytime you need new movers...
好
Okay.
Jack可以上新闻
Jack can go on the news,
对全美国的人说谎
lie to everyone in America,
你就可以得到一群新的工人
and you'll get a fresh batch of people
愿意免费搬家
ready to move houses for free.
这太好了 - 是啊
That's great. - Yeah.
谢谢好随时准备工作
Thanks. Yeah, ready to roll.
好那我就让你们俩接手了
All right, well, I'll leave you two to take it from here.
谢谢
Thank you.
不客气
All right.
好所以你是我的新老板
Yeah, so, um, you're my new boss.
我的责任是出去做宣传
So my job is to be out there to promote.
我可以上广播新闻向公众宣传
I can do news broadcasts and be out in the public.
我可以开研讨会或者
I can do, you know, seminars or, uh--
对了我认识乔布斯
You know, I know Steve Jobs.
他你知道的他去世了
He, you know, he passed away,
苹果公♥司♥的创始人
founder of Apple.
我很高兴David有了他一直想要的免费劳动力
I was happy that David now had the free labor he'd always wanted.
另外知道Jack会按照约定完成工作
And knowing that Jack was holding up his end of the bargain,
我可以确定"搬运运动"的未来不会有差池
I could be sure that the movement's future was secure.
但还有一件事
But there was still one more thing
我需要处理
that I had to take care of.
我刚刚找出了字典上对色情作品的定义
I just pulled up the dictionary definition of pornography.
"印刷或影视作品中"
"Printed or visual material"
"露骨地描述或展示"
"containing the explicit description or display"
"性器官或性行为"
"of sexual organs or activity."
你是不是刚刚谷歌♥的
You just Googled this, right?
对这是字典给的定义
Yeah, that's the dictionary definition.
"印刷或影视的"
"Printed or visual..."
好吧那确实是印刷品没错
Okay, it was printed, for sure.
难怪我父母他妈的对我那么生气
No wonder why my parents were f*cking so mad at me.
嗯
Hmm.
"我这辈子都没进过健身房♥"
"I have never been to a gym in my life."
我从未去过健身房♥
I have never been to a gym before.
"这辈子都没有"
"Never in my life."
这辈子都没有
Never in my life.
"我甚至从未进门"
"I haven't even walked in the door"
"看一眼"
"to look around."
我甚至从未进门看一眼
I haven't even walked in the door to look around.