人生苦短（2011）

Hi, Amy, er, it's Warwick here. I just want to say sorry
嗨 艾米 我是沃里克 我只是想
about what happened at the party the other night. Um, I'm an idiot.
就那天晚会上的事向你道歉 呃 我蠢毙了
Give us a call back sometime.
有空给我回个电♥话♥
Thanks, bye.
谢谢 再见
This is the amount we've arrived at.
这是我们商定的金额
Bloody hell. It's like looting!
见鬼 简直是抢劫!
We feel it's a fair reflection of what Sue is owed,
我们认为这是苏应得的
given your years together and the sacrifices she's made.
考虑到你们婚姻的长短和她所做的牺牲
Sacrifices? She gave up her career to help with yours.
牺牲? 她放弃了自己的事业去帮你
She didn't do a very job, cos his career's at rock bottom.
她可没帮什么忙 因为他的事业滑到了低谷
Don't say that. What career did you give up?
别插嘴 你放弃了什么事业?
I wanted to be a nurse.
我曾经想当护士
Oh, come on! Do we really need any more nurses, really?
噢 算了吧! 我们真的还需要护士吗?
And you're not cut out for that sort of work.
而且你也不是当护士的料
I am, but you didn't want me to do it
我是 但你不想让我做
because you thought it would be bad for your image.
因为你觉得这有损你的形象
Well, it would have. You can't have a film star
是啊 一点儿不错 电影明星可不能
whose wife spends her days emptying bed pans.
有个整天忙着倒便盆的老婆
You don't see Brad Pitt with a wife who's a nurse.
布拉德·皮特的老婆可不是护士
"Hi, Brad, how's it going?"
"嗨 布拉德 近来如何?"
"Fine. I just won an Oscar."
"挺好 我刚拿了奥斯卡"
"How's Angelina?"
"安吉丽娜呢?"
"She's great. She's just sticking a pill
"很好 她刚把药片"
"up an old man's arse." It's ridiculous.
"捅进一个老头的屁♥股♥" 荒唐透顶
Whatever your feelings, we'll give you 48 hours to consider,
不管你怎么想 你只有两天时间考虑
or we shall have to take you to court.
不然我们就法庭上见
Your face... when he said...
你那表情... 当他说...
Oh... Sorry.
哦... 真抱歉
It's a little bit awkward, this.
有点难以启齿啊
Um, I don't want to put you on the spot
呃 我不想让你们为难
but I'm getting a bit desperate.
但我都要绝望了
I wonder if you could maybe give me say five grand, just to live on?
能不能给我五千英镑 能过活就行?
You know, treat it like a charity donation.
你懂的 就当是慈善捐赠吧
But you're not a charity, Warwick.
但你不是慈善机构 沃里克
As good as, you know. Got no work, no money.
也差不多 你知道的 我没工作 也没钱
You know, I am a charity case, really.
说实话 我急需资助 真的
I know you do loads for charity so just, just treat me as one.
我知道你们捐助慈善机构 也算我一个吧
I do do a lot for charity. I've raised millions this year already.
我确实搞了不少捐款 今年已经筹集了几百万
Steve, though, doesn't do anything, ever.
不过 史蒂夫还没什么动静
He could probably give you five grand.
也许他会给你五千英镑
Let me tell you the problem there, let me tell you the problem.
我来跟你谈谈 说说这个问题
I've got a blanket rule about never giving money to...
我有个原则 绝不捐钱...
anyone anyone, friends, familiy, loved ones
给任何人 任何人 朋友 家人 爱人
anyone I've ever encountered, so...
任何我遇到过的人 所以...
I give too much away. Too generous. I'm too generous.
我捐太多了 出手大方 太大方了
He's not generous, he's a skinflint. Nothing.
他可不大方 他是个吝啬鬼 一毛不拔
You won't get anything out of him. There's nothing we can do.
他一个子儿都不会给你 我们可帮不了你
I don't know what I'm going to do.
我真的无路可走了
Oh, Warwick, come on, you can't go round begging for money.
得了 沃里克 那你也不能四处要钱
You're an actor and a businessman.
你是演员也是生意人
I know, there's just no work. I mean, the phone has stopped ringing.
我懂 但没活儿干 我是说 没人打电♥话♥找我
I bet your phone is always ringing. Yeah, and I hate it.
找你的电♥话♥肯定一大堆 是啊 烦死了
It's usually someone asking me to do something I
总是有人来找我做一些
don't want to do. I've got to do a thing for Sting
我不想干的事 下周我还得给斯汀
next week, hosting a charity auction, because he calls
帮点儿忙 举办慈善拍卖♥♥ 他打过电♥话♥
and I can't say no cos it's for charity.
毕竟是为了慈善 我总不能拒绝
Just cos he wants to save the world, we've all got to.
就因为他自己想当救世主 我们也不得安生
And I bet he's going to bring his fucking lute.
他肯定会带上那把破琴
He's never without it these days, is he? Always with his lute.
他最近都琴不离身吧? 走哪儿带哪儿
I know. I had a party last year, right, and invited him, OK.
我懂 去年我办了场晚会 还请了他
I said to the cloakroom staff, if he brings his lute, take it off him,
我跟衣帽间的人说 如果他带了琴 你就拿走
say you've got to have it. So he came with it, they took it off him,
告诉他就得这么着 他带的琴被拿走了
he was a little bit crest-fallen, and we're sitting round,
他有点儿郁闷 我们就一边儿看着
and he was fidgety, and after about half an hour,
而他坐立不安 大约半小时后
out of his top pocket, he'd smuggled in some pan pipes.
他从上衣口袋里 取出藏着的排箫
So he played those, so I couldn't win.
他秀了一把 于是我就没辙了
Be grateful the phone's not ringing. It might be Sting.
祈祷电♥话♥别响吧 不然可能是斯汀找你
Oh, I'd love to meet Sting.
噢 我还挺想见他的
Right. Is there a way you could get me an invite to that event?
得 你能想法儿帮我弄张邀请函吗?
Yeah, I'll get someone to get in contact with you.
好吧 我会找人联♥系♥你的
When did you have a party?
你几时要办晚会了?
I knew you'd say that. You were away. Where was I?
就知道你会问 当时你不在 我人呢?
You were down in Bristol, um, you had that sore throat
你去布里斯托尔了 呃 你嗓子疼
so you went home to your mum for a whole week, so that's...
就回你老妈家呆了一星期 因此...
It was way more than a sore throat, it was a proper
不是嗓子疼那么简单 实际上是
major tonsillitis attack, like barbed wire in there.
严重的扁桃体炎 喉咙里像有铁丝网一样
You couldn't have possibly gone to a party. Nasty.
你肯定不能参加晚会 见鬼
It'd be nice to be invited. Your mum wouldn't let you go,
被邀请是件好事 你老妈可不会让你去
not with that... It'd be nice to be invited
不会让你带着... 更妙的是被邀请
and then say, "Sorry, I can't make it."
却得说 "抱歉 我去不了"
Just doing a typical day's admin.
只是例行公事罢了
What's that letter you've got there?
那封信怎么回事?
It's a letter from the offices of Sting.
斯汀办公室发来的
Wow! From the offices of Sting? Oh, please read it.
哇! 斯汀发来的? 噢 你念一下吧
Out loud!
大声念出来!
"Dear Warwick, as you may know, I'm an ambassador
"亲爱的沃里克 如你所知 我担任"
"for the Global Child Institute, the anti-poverty charity"
"国际儿童协会的大使 这个慈善机构"
"that works for the world's poorest children."
"为全球贫穷儿童提供帮助"
I wasn't aware of that, Sting, thanks for telling me.
我都不知道呢 斯汀 多谢提醒
"I'm hosting a dinner
"我将举办晚宴"
"to raise money and awareness for our cause."
"募集资金并宣传慈善事业"
"I'd be delighted if you could attend."
"若你能出席我会十分高兴"
Course I'll attend. Not many people get the chance to delight Sting.
我去定了 有机会取悦斯汀的人可不多
"It'll be a fun evening,
"晚宴很有意思"
"giving you the chance to mingle with the stars
"你将有机会结识各位影星"
"while supporting the vital work of the Institute.
"还能对本协会有所贡献"
"Yours, Sting." Huge honour.
"此致 斯汀" 荣幸之至
That's one of the perks of fame.
我肯定会名声大噪的
I suppose all the other stuff, the press intrusion,
肯定会有一大堆烦心事儿 媒体介入
the paparazzi, being under the microscope 24/7,
还有狗仔队 随时等着抓拍
you know, it's worth it when you get something like that.
话说回来 能被邀请 这些都值了
Someone that you admire says "Yes, I'm also a huge fan of your work,"
你的偶像说 "对 我也是你的超级影迷"
and invites you to dinner.
然后邀请你参加晚宴
It's ￡300 a ticket. Three hundred pounds?
票价300英镑 300吗?
Yeah.
是啊
What an honour, though. Huge honour.
这可是莫大的荣幸 荣幸之至
And if Sting personally invites you to dinner, who cares what it costs?
斯汀发出私人邀请 谁还在乎这点儿钱?
I don't think he's invited you personally.
我想这并不是私人邀请
It's just a standard letter, isn't it?
这只是封公函而已吧?
Look, that's his signature there, isn't it?
你瞧 这儿还有签名 是吧?
He's signed it and there's my name written in,
他签了名还写上了我的名字
amongst the typing. And three hundred pounds,
就在信纸上 说到300英镑
you'd expect to pay that in a top restaurant.
去高级餐厅也得花这么多钱
I wouldn't. They wouldn't let you in a restaurant that charges ￡300,
我才不去 你可进不了那么贵的餐馆
so don't worry about it. Here's a cheque.
所以别瞎操心了 支票给你
Get that in the post, please, and frame that.
把那个寄出去 然后把这个裱起来
It says you need that to get in.
上面说你拿着它才能进去
That's what I need to get in.
有我这张脸就够了
Yeah, hi, Amy, it's, it's Warwick again.
嗨 艾米 还是我 沃里克
I've left a couple of messages, don't know if you got them.
我留言好几次 不知你是否收到了
I'd really like to talk to you, so give us a call back.
我真的想跟你谈谈 所以请一定回个电♥话♥
OK, bye.
好了 再见
Oh, did I say it was Warwick?
噢 我说我是沃里克了吗?
You have to cut back. You can't afford three grand for the flat.
你得搬出去 你可付不起三千块的房♥钱
I need somewhere to live.
我得有个住处
Yeah, but you've got to downsize. I'm serious.
没错 但要找个小点儿的 我说真的
You owe the taxman a quarter of a million pounds.
你还欠着二十五万英磅的税呢
And this ￡300? What's that all about? That's a ticket to a charity night.
这300呢? 干嘛的? 参加慈善晚会
Charity? Oh! It's important, all that stuff, you know,
慈善? 噢! 这件事很重要 你懂的
it's good for networking. There'll be film and TV people there.
能扩展人际网 有很多影视界的人出席